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Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by untildotcom: 12:48pm On Mar 01, 2016 |
charleslifted:Well I don't really think so since it's a special training it might not necessarily follow their academic calendar but I'm not sure cos there's one in October too. If anyone can get across to them should let us know. |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by Abrahamtaylour: 7:28am On Mar 02, 2016 |
[b]Hi, sorry I've not had any valid info to post here recently but I've been keeping tabs on the thread..... So I finally summoned courage to call the Ptdf number yesterday, it was a very long conversation but she was really nice. Well, in summary she said her Job description was short; to call some numbers sent to her from the head of "local content" and to forward 2 copies of information received (i.e the emails and addresses) one to the IT department and the other back to the head of local content. That's all.... She again said the IT department were to forward a copy of the info to the "institute" alongside names and some docx (in her words, which is to mean laser in ph I hope not some shrine in Ayo's village ![]() |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by Saryea83: 9:23am On Mar 02, 2016 |
Abrahamtaylour: Hmm! Today one story, tomorrow another! Well, I concur but I still maintain seeing is believing! Anyways, millions thanks for job well done! |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by charleslifted(m): 12:44pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
Wailers ain't gonna give up... I tink is easier to say to them, #havefaithtogrowdnaira... ;DWailers ain't gonna give up... I tink is easier to say to them, #havefaithtogrowdnaira... |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by Saryea83: 10:09pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
I really want to get to the root of this matter. I have called my guy who trained n works in Laser to check if really any doc had been forwarded to them. He promised to give me feedback from now till Friday. |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by untildotcom: 8:23am On Mar 03, 2016 |
Abrahamtaylour:Haha... Thank you Abraham, but my faith is running out on daily basis... ![]() ![]() I appreciate your effort in following up the training for us from your own end, you've helped to calm nerves here and reduce BPs. ![]() ![]() ![]() They should tidy up necessary stuffs and get to us, we want learn! |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by untildotcom: 8:25am On Mar 03, 2016 |
Saryea83:That will be good! Please when you get the feedback, kindly share with the house. Cheers ![]() We need all the information! |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by untildotcom: 8:27am On Mar 03, 2016 |
Whose knows how the course outline will look like? Accommodation arrangements etc |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by charleslifted(m): 6:05pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
@saryea83.. Gud wrk, now u're talking.. Let's help PTDF do Dia job from this end... Hahahhahaha |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by Saryea83: 6:32pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
untildotcom: U don't need accommodation. Cos u're by the blood(money) of Ptdf. ![]() Only pray to be included. Usually wt ds local content tnz, u re lodged, vehicled to training centre,monthly stipend etc. I didn't say u shud start arranging for woman oo. ![]() ![]() Course outline : u never gain admission and u dey find lecturer. Hmm! |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by untildotcom: 7:51pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
Saryea83:@saryea83 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No wonder my body dey do me Jim Jim Jim, Na so the training go sweet? ![]() ![]() ![]() With course outline, we go know wetiƱ dem wan teach us sef... I can't wait any longer. God abeg make my name dey the list! Amen ![]() |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by Saryea83: 8:49pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
Number 1: HSE 2: petrel 2D & 3D For more visit laser-ng.com and download course content/program But I will advise you to pray instead of searching course outline. You need to 40 days and 40 nights dry-fasting for Baba to answer us! |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by charleslifted(m): 9:06pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
Saryea83 ND untildotcom.. U could make it big wit online comedy u knw... Just try ND hook up, so u two can develop d talent ND make money out of it.. Lol# just saying... |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by Saryea83: 6:05pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
I swear my guy Don find ptdf form tire for laser and saw only but nothing! He has used microscope, stethoscope , and binoculars - nothing was seen. Only the prof table remains now,if is not there after checking tomorrow , all of us we re-apply |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by untildotcom: 7:10pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Saryea83: ![]() ![]() ![]() But wait o, you sure say na for laser that your guy check? ![]() ![]() I'm really surprised ![]() ![]() |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by Saryea83: 8:01pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Na 4 Laser oo, the guy sef was even asking if ptdf sent the form by air, land,water or by dream? That they were aware of the training since 1914 during the time of Lord Lugard but for now no idea. He only said that if the training is to take place, una go flex based on package...No ask me what package! |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by untildotcom: 9:45pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Saryea83: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll just wait for them to sort out their communication gap. ![]() ![]() I can help PTDF deliver the list to laser ![]() Can't wait... ![]() |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by charleslifted(m): 3:51pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
He shouldn't check files... Let him jst ask d management dats all |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by charleslifted(m): 4:29pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
I'm sure u knw Dat IT personnel has notin to do with sending stuff manually but online.. If at all its bin sent by PTDF it shud be online not some courier from Saryea83 village.. So ur guy shud ask d persons in charge of IT.... Not wasting time on some silly paper documents.. |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by untildotcom: 4:53pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
charleslifted: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() In today's world na email attachment of the list or other information solves the problem, so to come dey find list... Hmmm... ![]() Saryea83 na 2016 be this oo, no be 1923 so you better wake up if you dey dream ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by Saryea83: 5:16pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
Let me clear my throat...uhm... So u guys want to know my vila abi, ask Google! It'll tell u my vila has nothing to do wt old fashioned ways of things. We do things wt 21st century method. 2nd, by now you shud know my guy nobi mumu na as most of u think. Someone who used binoculars, stethoscope and microscope. Haba, na only him be first mumu who doesn't know what IT is all about! @charleslifted, ask that ptdf guy to check if d mail didn't bounce back, better still resend |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by untildotcom: 6:21pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
Saryea83: ![]() ![]() ![]() I been don run comot thread since... ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by untildotcom: 6:22pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
Haha... Tell the guy make him check the spam folder ![]() Where the attachment dey hide sef? ![]() |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by Saryea83: 8:09pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
untildotcom: Una head no correct. Una no well! Dey yab me |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by Abrahamtaylour: 10:03pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
Maybe their data don finish Na why the mail never deliver. Or possibly the mail fit de trek to PH and e never reach |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by charleslifted(m): 11:43pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
Dat mail hasn't been sent to laser yet.. Wen PTDF is done wit d cause of d delay, everything will b in place.. Simple |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by untildotcom: 5:54pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
This thread has been interesting lately with comments from focused leaders like @Abrahamtaylour to spiritually inclined @charleslifted to the comedic @saryea83 and also the incisively and critically analytic comments from the wise one - @untildotcom ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My prayer is just that the active participants in the thread should make the list for the training. We'll meet in class soon in laser, port harcourt in Jesus name. Amen ![]() |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by Saryea83: 6:56pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
Yawaaaa! @untildotcom I salute u. But u reminded me of my dream last night. I saw all of us in Laser struggling for survival in oil & gas things. Seriously I saw myself flexing a laptop with 2 terabite hard disk given to only me by laser. Fortunately cos of the laptop I was asked to be marking all tests, assignments and weekly report. Guess what I saw while marking...! Charleslifted got 50/100, Abrahamtaylour narrowly escaped by getting 49.5/100 others got b/w 45 to 39/100 while my guy of all people Untildotcom arranged 5/100 only.. ![]() ![]() I remarked his work and he got 4.5/100... I say na lie my guy pass 5% na but wen our instructor remarked by himself, Untildotcom got....1/2%... .i say maybe na from village d mata come from Can somebody guess my score?? |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by untildotcom: 7:28pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
Saryea83:Hahahaha... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now go back to that dream and make sure I get 100/100 ![]() ![]() Infact no worry sef, come back, take this malaria tablet na malaria dream ![]() Eh... Now if you dream @untildotcom go get 100/100 ![]() Your score na -0.00009% ![]() ![]() Abi no be so? ![]() |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by Saryea83: 7:54pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
untildotcom: ![]() ![]() ![]() This guy no kill me wt laughter here! No malaria sha cos my body na anti-malaria As for my score, try again.... |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by charleslifted(m): 8:15pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
Some people Don dey go spiritual with PTDF matter ooo.. Sote him dey dream put.. I hope say u no dey sleep talk Sha.. Cos NA slap u go chop if u dey my side.. I just pray say d training go dey fun pass my IT for NPDC Dat year.. Make I watch Chelsea jhur |
Re: APPLY FOR PTDF GEOSCIENCES TRANING PROGRAMME (GTP) by Saryea83: 9:24pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
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