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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 5:39pm On Mar 07, 2016
sleekdot:




Someone said Iniesta is low in assists. I proved to him that between 08 and 14. Iniesta was hitting double digit assists in multiple seasons

You are here to re-emphasize your foolishness as usual

Your line was definite. You wanted to be smart, but there's no way a 3310 would be called a smart phone. At best it was a rugged phone.

sleekdot:

[s]Was gum pasted on your eyes when Iniesta was delivering double digit assist from 08 to 2014?[/s]

what happened to him in those 2 seasons he did nt get double digit assists, especially the one he had 3 assists in 32 league matches? Dont just try to justify iniesta's supremacy with this your ridiculous posts. There are better sensible points you can explore, ramuzaki. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 5:40pm On Mar 07, 2016
Ibime:


Don't be foolish. . . . is Fab4 not facing same problem at Chelsea?

The ninja is productive, but he can't run. . . . even with his assists upon assists, many Chelsea fans would prefer a more mobile midfielder.

I brought him up to show up the foolish excuses that Barcelona play a system that does not allow midfielders to produce.

What does that have to do with Iniesta aka Mr "Carry me Along"?

Ibime are you saying Fab4 is less mobile than Iniesta Xavi Busquets? The people he met at Barca and left while they remain gidigba

Or even Arda Turan?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 5:40pm On Mar 07, 2016
Iniesta went over a year without scoring or assisting in La Liga.

Someone should bet me £1k on that, lets see if I won't chop money over that unproductive nigga.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 5:49pm On Mar 07, 2016
airmark:


Your line was definite. You wanted to be smart, but there's no way a 3310 would be called a smart phone. At best it was a rugged phone.



what happened to him in those 2 seasons he did nt get double digit assists, especially the one he had 3 assists in 32 league matches? Dont just try to justify iniesta's supremacy with this your ridiculous posts. There are better sensible points you can explore, ramuzaki. cheesy

Your foolishness is legendary

How many midfielders posts double digit assists EVERY season?

You told us Iniesta had 0 goals and 0 assists in 2014/15 season

Put your money where your mouth is oponu sowenu
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 5:55pm On Mar 07, 2016
Ibime:
Iniesta went over a year without scoring or assisting in La Liga.

Someone should bet me £1k on that, lets see if I won't chop money over that unproductive nigga.

How many games did Iniesta start in the 365 days time frame?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 5:59pm On Mar 07, 2016
sleekdot:


How many games did Iniesta start in the 365 days time frame?


Oh my gaaaawd. . . . . do you have no shame for Iniesta? A so called world class midfielder.

Why don't you tell us?

I have never seen such desperation to defend an unproductive nigga in my life.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 6:02pm On Mar 07, 2016
Sleekdot, we want to know how many league games Iniesta played in his over 365 days without an assist or goal.

We no go relent till you tell us.

I know he missed only 4 La Liga games due to injury in that time frame, so I am desperate to hear how many games he played.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dmcdad: 6:03pm On Mar 07, 2016
hensben:
what does iniesta do that lampard is not better at?
Do they play in the same league? Have you forgotten that line?

Hypocrite!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 6:04pm On Mar 07, 2016
sleekdot:


Your foolishness is legendary

How many midfielders posts double digit assists EVERY season?

You told us Iniesta had 0 goals and 0 assists in 2014/15 season

Put your money where your mouth is oponu sowenu

Because lampard could post double digits in the league for 10 consecutive years you ramuzaki sugomu tryna trick us , stating iniesta did in all competitions from 2008 to 2014, that's what i proved mumu. Now back to your 0 goals and 0 assists, can you post where i stated this? Below is a screen grab of you quoting what i stated and i believed your english is not that poor. 0 goal and assists is your problem. I knew iniesta had only 1 assist in that season that was why i said assistS. You would n't claim i edited anything at least. Convince me you a graduate by proving iniesta had assistS in that season. You will be richer by 1k toniht. amukunmeko. cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 6:04pm On Mar 07, 2016
hensben:
what does iniesta do that lampard is not better at?

Dribbling and playing "give me, I give you". . . . but nothing to do with the job of an AM.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 6:05pm On Mar 07, 2016
Ibime:


Don't be foolish. . . . is Fab4 not facing same problem at Chelsea?

The ninja is productive, but he can't run. . . . even with his assists upon assists, many Chelsea fans would prefer a more mobile midfielder.

I brought him up to show up the foolish excuses that Barcelona play a system that does not allow midfielders to produce.

What does that have to do with Iniesta aka Mr "Carry me Along"?

At least you finaly agree that Fab is lacking something.

That thing that he is lacking is what led him to be kicked out the most successful team of the modern era...despite being homegrown, schooled in the arts, and being in the prime of his life...

You call it 'mobility'. Whatever it was, it was clearly far far more important to Barca than the 8 goals and 12 assists in Fab's last season, and the 11 goals and 11 assists the season before....

Iniesta had 1 league assist last season, and only 7 the season before.

Rakitic had 11 league goals and 10 league assists in his last season at Sevilla...his first season at Barca it dropped to 5 and 7. This season his numbers are 4 and 0

You call it mobility. I call it je ne sais quoi...and it's the difference between being good...and being great.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dadehmola: 6:06pm On Mar 07, 2016
Iniesta is unproductive and rides on the efforts of others. .. shocked shocked

Fabregas is productive but cannot run and many chelsea fans want him out... embarassed embarassed

Una see wetin unnecessary stats-based punditry don cause?? cheesy grin

Coogar - wherever you are, fùck you!!! angry angry


Meanwhile , I can see that Dayo is kinda treading softly cause hinself don misyarn untop this stats matter in the past!! grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 6:16pm On Mar 07, 2016
Dadehmola:
Iniesta is unproductive and rides on the efforts of others. .. shocked shocked

Fabregas is productive but cannot run and many chelsea fans want him out... embarassed embarassed

Una see wetin unnecessary stats-based punditry don cause?? cheesy grin

Coogar - wherever you are, fùck you!!! angry angry


Meanwhile , I can see that Dayo is kinda treading softly cause hinself don misyarn untop this stats matter in the past!! grin

The same way Ibime pronounced 'productive nigga' Mata a passenger....and a gaggle of fans here actually agreed cheesy

I blame that useless coogar for this nonsense tbh

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 6:22pm On Mar 07, 2016
dmcdad:

Do they play in the same league? Have you forgotten that line?

Hypocrite!
So you know this line yet still asking what does hazard do that Neymar doesn't.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 6:23pm On Mar 07, 2016
Nihilist:

The same way Ibime pronounced 'productive nigga' Mata a passenger....and a gaggle of fans here actually agreed cheesy

What is funny about this?

Ibime has been proven right about Mata to the point you actually agreed few months later . . . . despite screeching like a castrated goat at the loss of your hero. grin

Nobody is missing Mata nigga. . . . Manure fans are ready to pursue him out their club. grin grin grin

That's why I like my nigga Lampard. . . . a productive ninja who holds his own in any situation, whether the game turns defensive or whether attacking, he carries his own weight and that of his teammates.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 6:25pm On Mar 07, 2016
Ibime was Mata productive or not for Chelsea?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 6:27pm On Mar 07, 2016
sleekdot:
Ibime was Mata productive or not for Chelsea?

Will you stop being foolish?


Ibime:

That's why I like my nigga Lampard. . . . a productive ninja who holds his own in any situation, whether the game turns defensive or whether attacking, he carries his own weight and that of his teammates.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 6:32pm On Mar 07, 2016
Ibime:


Will you stop being foolish?


Too much fat na him dey worry you

Juan Mata 32 goals 58 assists in 2 seasons

Ibime was Mata productive or unproductive

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 6:36pm On Mar 07, 2016
sleekdot:

Too much fat na him dey worry you

Juan Mata 32 goals 58 assists in 2 seasons

Ibime was Mata productive or unproductive

Mata is a very productive nigga!!!!

Football is ying and yang.

I do not accept one without the other.

Any AM that is not productive can go.

Any AM that similarly does not get involved in the nitty-gritty of midfield work can go also.

It is no secret that this is my position - always has been. I hate lazy no 10s and I hate unproductive AMs in equal measure.


That is why Lampard is my favourite AM.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 6:39pm On Mar 07, 2016
Dadehmola:
Iniesta is unproductive and rides on the efforts of others. .. shocked shocked

Fabregas is productive but cannot run and many chelsea fans want him out... embarassed embarassed

Una see wetin unnecessary stats-based punditry don cause?? cheesy grin

Coogar - wherever you are, fùck you!!! angry angry


Meanwhile , I can see that Dayo is kinda treading softly cause hinself don misyarn untop this stats matter in the past!! grin

Ibime na my guy and actually one of the sensible posters here thats why I have been taking it easy on him. I know he is obese and that is causing him a lot of thinking issues right now

Stats matter especially for attacking players. Iniesta is a Central midfielder and looking at his stats, they are quite good for the position he plays.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 6:39pm On Mar 07, 2016
Nihilist:


Meme of the year!!!! cheesy grin
i dey tell you. that meme was a hit back to back! grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 6:40pm On Mar 07, 2016
Ibime:


Mata is a very productive nigga!!!!

Football is ying and yang.

I do not accept one without the other.

Any AM that is not productive can go.

Any AM that similarly does not get involved in the nitty-gritty of midfield work can go also.

It is no secret that this is my position - always has been. I hate lazy no 10s and I hate unproductive AMs in equal measure.


That is why Lampard is my favourite AM.

Mata is now termed as productive, yet the same Mata has been called a passenger multiple times by Ibime

You are not thinking straight the fat has taken over.

You need to hit the gym or go for a gastric bypass

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 6:45pm On Mar 07, 2016
Ibime:


Oh my gaaaawd. . . . . do you have no shame for Iniesta? A so called world class midfielder.

Why don't you tell us?

I have never seen such desperation to defend an unproductive nigga in my life.

You are desperate to disgrace yourself
Games Iniesta missed completely in La Liga alone excluding those he came in as a sub

Va Villareal August 31 2014
vs Grenanda sept 27 2014
va celta vigo
vs Almeria
Vs Valecia
vs Sevilla
vs Elche
vs Bilbao
vs Levante
vs Grenanda
vs Eibar
vs Almeria
vs Valencia
vs Getafe

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dmcdad: 7:05pm On Mar 07, 2016
hensben:
So you know this line yet still asking what does hazard do that Neymar doesn't.
.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 7:10pm On Mar 07, 2016
Ibime:


What is funny about this?

Ibime has been proven right about Mata to the point you actually agreed few months later . . . . despite screeching like a castrated goat at the loss of your hero. grin

Nobody is missing Mata nigga. . . . Manure fans are ready to pursue him out their club. grin grin grin

That's why I like my nigga Lampard. . . . a productive ninja who holds his own in any situation, whether the game turns defensive or whether attacking, he carries his own weight and that of his teammates.

You need to accept that Lampard was a unique, one-off talent.

You also need to accept that he has gone...and he's not coming back

A lot of these guys supporting your inane arguments don't realise that you compare every single midfielder to Lampard, instead of appreciating their own unique qualities

Ibime you need to let go....and stop acting like a psychotic ex who's boyfriend left her 10 years ago, but she still texts him every night...

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dadehmola: 7:15pm On Mar 07, 2016
Nihilist:


You need to accept that Lampard was a unique, one-off talent.

You also need to accept that he has gone...and he's not coming back

A lot of these guys supporting your inane arguments don't realise that you compare every single midfielder to Lampard, instead of appreciating their own unique qualities

Ibime you need to let go....and stop acting like a psychotic ex who's boyfriend left her 10 years ago, but she still texts him every night...

Actually, I see his fixation on lampard as an escape route - ibime might tie himself in another tortuous knot of logic if he mentions another name!! grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Obere4u: 7:15pm On Mar 07, 2016
sleekdot:


Mata is now termed as productive, yet the same Mata has been called a passenger multiple times by Ibime

You are not thinking straight the fat has taken over.

You need to hit the gym or go for a gastric bypass

Mr. Can't you differentiate between being productive and being a passenger being.?


Mata is productive but a passenger while Iniesta is not productive nor a passenger......



When comparing Hazard and Nyemar with stats, same goes for Lamps and Iniesta...



#LeaveSentiment #TalkFootball

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Obere4u: 7:18pm On Mar 07, 2016
sleekdot:


Mata is now termed as productive, yet the same Mata has been called a passenger multiple times by Ibime

You are not thinking straight the fat has taken over.

You need to hit the gym or go for a gastric bypass
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 7:19pm On Mar 07, 2016
sleekdot:


You are desperate to disgrace yourself
Games Iniesta missed completely in La Liga alone excluding those he came in as a sub

Va Villareal August 31 2014
vs Grenanda sept 27 2014
va celta vigo
vs Almeria
Vs Valecia
vs Sevilla
vs Elche
vs Bilbao
vs Levante
vs Grenanda
vs Eibar
vs Almeria
vs Valencia
vs Getafe

Stop using reverse Mathematics nigga.

Tell us how many games he played without scoring and assisting so we can laugh our arses off.

All I need from you is a single number not all this long story.

Arithmetic does not require essay.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dadehmola: 7:20pm On Mar 07, 2016
sleekdot:


Ibime na my guy and actually one of the sensible posters here thats why I have been taking it easy on him. I know he is obese and that is causing him a lot of thinking issues right now

Stats matter especially for attacking players. Iniesta is a Central midfielder and looking at his stats, they are quite good for the position he plays.


Luis Figo failed as a player - yay or nay??
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 7:27pm On Mar 07, 2016
Obere4u:




Mata is productive but a passenger while Iniesta is not productive nor a passenger......



.



#LeaveSentiment #TalkFootball

This illogical statement is actually the logical conclusion of the nonsensical arguments instigated by Ibime.

Obere, close your eyes and listen hard. There is a quiet voice whispering to you. It is telling you to switch off your laptop, disconnect your modem, remove the electric phase cutout for your house, then go to church tonight to pray for forgiveness.

That's the voice of your conscience bro.

Listen to it.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 7:31pm On Mar 07, 2016
Nihilist:


You need to accept that Lampard was a unique, one-off talent.

You also need to accept that he has gone...and he's not coming back

A lot of these guys supporting your inane arguments don't realise that you compare every single midfielder to Lampard, instead of appreciating their own unique qualities

Ibime you need to let go....and stop acting like a psychotic ex who's boyfriend left her 10 years ago, but she still texts him every night...

When we discuss elite AMs, we have to look at the full package. Hence they are ELITE.

Iniesta gives me more than what I need in terms in terms of controlling the nitty gritty of midfield play, but he does not give me what I need in terms of the business end.

Mata gives me what I need in terms of goals and assists but does not give me anything in the nitty gritty of midfield.

It is no secret that that is why I love Lampard and that is why I love Muller. They are my standard for an AM. They bring what I need in an AM to the table. Simples.

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