Ellanaire:
It was on "the leaked" CUL

ok.i didn't hear of d leaked CUL

SC31:
I no fit chuk mouth for this matter again

u kno say too much marriage experience dey ur head, no allow am waste na.......use am solve ds our mata.......abeg ooo, i no wan go bak to bachelor life

VillageGOAT:

i just came to inspect the room, as the inspector officer of the federal republic of nairaland fRN

u inspector ke, I go kill u very soon tk do pepper soup cos I hear say villagegoat dey sweet pass township own

Oyehomie:

Oga shammak...u ehn..where u con go nah..u con lv ur babe amidst d 'wolf' wey dey enter ds city...tha k Gudness say fraih na strong nd focused lady...no do dat again o

iambibi:
.. *put glasses on and takes a close look at him trying to recognize him* na Shammak d b dis..? ..... Wey almost turn Fraih to widow?.. Chaii *shaking head and notices his chop chop shoe and swollen legs* where u go sef?

jubrealguy:
see shout........chai!!! ko easy, d guy almost widowed u........pele. Make una sha lock door tonight

spixytinxy:
I no spoil am now, I just dey yarn Iambibi d truth ni

... Spixytinxy dear, dis is so unbearable wwtin i go do nw.... Make ma twinnie (iamdynamite) no hear am o... because he warned me

Shammak:

Blood mi, no be so
Babe mi na correct babe

O ya welcome...fraih..u noo talki now...i understand.. Sha take am easy o.....fraih fraih..jst dey waka pass ni o

Shammak:
Fraih baby mi, mo miss e like "insert simcard" Gbasibe

Gbogbo PCMs ninu building, kilon pop.. How Una dey


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datz my correct inlaw of all tym, Baba I don miss u tire, hw was d prayer mountain? U re welcom bro

Rukkyola:

i get belle buh i wan go do abortion

y na, se no b sent4rina get am ni

spixytinxy:
hardie hardie, I go on leave ni jare

welcome back sister mi
this ur leave suits u wella oo
see as u fresh like yellow pawpaw**touches her cheek**
wetin you bring come??

Oyehomie:

O ya welcome...fraih..u noo talki now...i understand.. Sha take am easy o.....fraih fraih..jst dey waka pass ni o

iambibi:
.... Lolz....u no serious

Ahahaaaa...nd i smile..smileeey no b u jawe....m no crious abi...o ya tell m...wats ur final conclusion abt ya husby

Qutyjoice:

I no sabi cook ke? Ani com n testify it yourself

Spixytinxy go soon understand babe...

Qutyjoice:

Yur dream z damn right, we're so coming dnt worry... lol

Tell dem babe..amajoma paint d place red ni

countdown to the biggest national holiday

Fraiser:
if den go on strike e no concern me o, so far my spixytinxy don com, na paraga b my own fuel, I no dey drink petrol

wa gbayi customer daada, do u care for pepper soup

spixytinxy:
y na, se no b sent4rina get am ni

na him kuku get am.but d guy no express any joy wen i tel am sey i get belle.imagine,e com dey ask me weda na malaria.
Hw ur kbs468?

dominion92:


Thank you, I never saw this coming

Lol...really...ahhh u shud nah

Fraih:

I am genuinely soi

Fraiser:
my orente na me o, hw u come leave me for here go lyk dat na, hmmm I get one gud news for u, I will tell u after I finish dis one botu wey dey my hand, leave villagegoat alones o, ester don dey come, we no go need morney for meet again, na only pepper nd tomato money we go dey find

ehn ehn, wetin b d good news oooo

Up PSG!!! They are so playing dem Chelsea.


Kudos to dem PSG n it's a Goal!

iambibi:
... Spixytinxy dear, dis is so unbearable wwtin i go do nw.... Make ma twinnie (iamdynamite) no hear am o... because he warned me

baby see what ds aprokos are doing to us

Katherine, kya let's go and watch our team ooo....


We are already showing dem how to play soccer!!!!

Qutyjoice:
Up PSG!!! They are so playing dem Chelsea.

assinn........if chelsea win, dem just win.......ds team so so so good

iambibi:
..... Chaii.... Ok i no leav am again.. Tnks, ur such a darling!!! *hugs her so dat Rukkyola will see*... @Rukkyola if e dey pain u go hug transformer!!!...

y u no wan leave dat ologogoro now abi ba wen e go turn u to punching bag u go leave am

iambibi:
him no dey do paraga again, abi na by force!!! Shey because u no get bae wey go change u, u wan begin dey vex for jubreal ni?.... Oya its ok...... Dnt say dat again o

I see dis I laff, change ko, changer ni, If I marry all d church sisters for dis city, den no fit change my ways, I cant afford to leave a second of dull moment, under d disguise of marriage, me na die-in-d-wool turn up guy, I no get tym for longtin, I leave my lyf to d fullest babe

Qutyjoice:
Up PSG!!! They are so playing dem Chelsea.

hiannnnn....e be like say Na back of TV u dey watch abi

what a goooooaaaaalll!!!

Oyehomie:

Wattn she du nah..shey na bad tn say she invited u cm our aos ni....?

na bad tin ooo

DTOBS:
hiannnnn....e be like say Na back of TV u dey watch abi

Lmao.....No Na inside

Oyehomie:
Iambibi..wif all una mouth..so na ologogoro u settled for...o boi...no wonda..tnx to spixytinxy...me self don forget o...but e be lik say he don change sha...bt mayb nah because madam spixytinxy av nt been around...

true talk, iambibi se u don hear wetin oyehomie tlk. Jubrealguy guy no confirm ologogoro, him dey tk paraga sote him dey fall for gutter. How u go dey kiss ologogoro mouth sef

jubrealguy:
assinn........if chelsea win, dem just win.......ds team so so so good

For your mind...No matter what the outcome of this match is, some teams must respect Chelsea FC anytime any day...you can bring out examples urself!!!


#Wearechelsea

#WearePrideofLondon

#WeareKingofLondon

jubrealguy:
just sharraaap and gerarahia.........u think say i fit countbd number of times wey i waka go madam spixytinxy shop alone....in d days of blizzydodo but dat one no b issue now **whispering** u supoz understand na, d babe sef neva gbori duro mak she gbori duro first, u sabi me na....o mo mi daadaa

padi forget dat one, no dey act lyk say if u don lose one woman, e don finish for u b dat, she go dey take u for granted, jara e nw, ki lo n se e, u b sure boi na