jubrealguy:
na my past dey haunt me ooo.......ogogoro things

Chaii.....I for help yu o buh ma husband don lock our gate....So sowie may be tomao sho gbo.

Oyehomie:
Ooo..really...d match has ended

No jor....I'm tired...Are yu not ready to sleep?

Oyehomie:

Hmmmm...

wetin b hmmmm, i belive wittyemi, u no say na our Ben Murray Bruce..... And He is always making COMMON SENSE!!

Qutyjoice:

Yu n fruit sha......Babe I'm ready to sleep o

Fruit is gud nah...no b u tot me dat ni

Unu goodnight oooo, iambibi if u like dey let jubrealguy friends dey deceive na u sabi, by d time him strt to show u him real colour, no call me oooo. I sure say na gbese him buy d ring wey him tk propose sef cos him don use all him last month salary tk drink for my bar

Qutyjoice:

Chaii.....I for help yu o buh ma husband don lock our gate....So sowie may be tomao sho gbo.

dis is all u hav to say abi.. Ok... Isoryt

Wia dem Chelsea fans at

Qutyjoice:

Ya calling my sista abi, mk I borrow u Microphone?

Haaa lobatan. Don't u Eva tlk to me again

iambibi:
wetin b hmmmm, i belive wittyemi, u no say na our Ben Murray Bruce..... And He is always making COMMON SENSE!!

Ok o....u av known him nd wat he used to b....now it's yur tym to decide..but remba...don't jst shine ur eyes, shine ur heart nd shine ur brain too...cos not all dat glitters re Gold...except ma babe..

Martinez1845:
Wia dem Chelsea fans at

.. Chelsea fans ko? Gunners ni,... Wen Fire dey catch for here.... Bera com and say somtin o

spixytinxy:
so blizzydodo no trust me again, na wa oooo

yuu no go blame mi na

spixytinxy:
iro nla

Haba, him salary wey ur shop don chop as a result of his regular big stouting and pepper souping never do you ni? You want him to breakup with his cupid so he'll spend both his gratuity and pension in ur shop abi? Pls help a customer to be responsible .

Qutyjoice:

No jor....I'm tired...Are yu not ready to sleep?

I am jawe babe

Hurray!!!! Up Chelshit,no sorry I mean to type cHeLsEa..Home and away,na wa oo,d bridge at Stamford yaff cracking oo,kindly call for experience engineers ..Abeg make I go join my boys for our new camp at Barcelona jare...

This is my story....



I was sick.( I'm aalryt now)...in my sick bed,, one of my nephews( the one wey fall frm 3-storey building and survive) dipped my swt and sexy phone in a bucket full of warm water that I wanted to use and bath...I didn't know how long my sexy phone has bin in that water... When I finally decided to bath ,,, mehn I was shocked seeing my sexy phone in that water swimming freely....I asked the lil boy who did dis... He proudly said 'uncle I'm the one'. I wish I had strength dah time ' I for carry am troway frm our flat mk I see how he go take survive dis one' lols....I felt bad. I decided to subscribe my other phone since the other one has spoilt just to keep carrying people of God along...after subscription., My stup1d best friend logged in here and insulted somebody's religion with my acc which violated one of nairaland's rules and in the process I got boring one week ban... I'm glad it has expired... I'm here now, right now...lol....I keep visiting dis thread as a visitor... it was really painful mehn... I can't wish you that... Saw y'all mentions... Greet every soul in here from head to tail...young and old.... Missed y'all for real..


This is my story....

iambibi:
.. Chelsea fans ko? Gunners ni,... Wen Fire dey catch for here.... Bera com and say somtin o

Which fire again

Oyehomie:
Fruit is gud nah...no b u tot me dat ni

And yu don like am pass me sef

Emac34:
I will get back to u wen Chelsea are thrugh wit PSG

Cos Chelsea are going to win

How far boss? You are yet to get back to me after the match

Phinity318:

Lol...no be mock I dy mock u jooor! Howfa nah?

realG....i see u bruh

wittyemi i dey feel u for ds side

iambibi....ah dunno wat to say, all d gbeborun downstairs now kno i was once a drunkard....o maa shey oo, u no even kill me for inside.......sleep well

goodnight to everyone except madam spixytinxy

Mk I go place bet online.... Goodnyt everybody

iambibi:
dis is all u hav to say abi.. Ok... Isoryt

Sweetheart I av bin waiting for yu nao, try n settle d case with em, dnt yu av yur past too? pls forgv him sho gbo....Yu know I cnt mislead yu? pls just try n forgv Jubrealguy yur hobby.....Yur happiness z wat I want.

spixytinxy:
Haaa lobatan. Don't u Eva tlk to me again

Take yur pride

boboLIL:
This is my story....



I was sick.( I'm aalryt now)...in my sick bed,, one of my nephews( the one wey fall frm 3-storey building and survive) dipped my swt and sexy phone in a bucket full of warm water that I wanted to use and bath...I didn't know how long my sexy phone has bin in that water... When I finally decided to bath ,,, mehn I was shocked seeing my sexy phone in that water swimming freely....I asked the lil boy who did dis... He proudly said 'uncle I'm the one'. I wish I had strength dah time ' I for carry am troway frm our flat mk I see how he go take survive dis one' lols....I felt bad. I decided to subscribe my other phone since the other one has spoilt just to keep carrying people of God along...after subscription., My stup1d best friend logged in here and insulted somebody's religion with my acc which violated one of nairaland's rules and in the process I got boring one week ban... I'm glad it has expired... I'm here now, right now...lol....I keep visiting dis thread as a visitor... it was really painful mehn... I can't wish you that... Saw y'all mentions... Greet every soul in here from head to tail...young and old.... Missed y'all for real..


This is my story....

sorry bruh, dat was so deep

wey d guy, he gaaz fall frm burj khalifa ds time around

jubrealguy:
realG....i see u bruh

wittyemi i dey feel u for ds side

iambibi....ah dunno wat to say, all d gbeborun downstairs now kno i was once a drunkard....o maa shey oo, u no even kill me for inside.......sleep well

goodnight to everyone except madam spixytinxy

Aleep for where..u noo even try am...

iambibi:
Abbey e b like say if i no stop come tell u say there is fire on d u no go leav dat football match com help out abi? .. Na nw i kno d ppl wey b my tru neighbours....isoryt *walks away from abbey while he's trying to say somtin* No talk anytin again jst continue with d football, neck ball or watever...

oya what is the problem

jubrealguy:
u kno say too much marriage experience dey ur head, no allow am waste na.......use am solve ds our mata.......abeg ooo, i no wan go bak to bachelor life

you sef why you go talk say your wife never gbori duro abi wetin you talk sef

tosyne2much:
How far boss? You are yet to get back to me after the match

speechless

Oyehomie:

I am jawe babe

Carry me I cn not walk

Qutyjoice:

Welcm dear....I love yur name

Thanks

Jubrealguy and iambibi, u guys shld learn to accomodate one another. nobody is perfect.
singing igbeyawo by oritsefemi

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tosyne2much:
How far boss? You are yet to get back to me after the match

And that's how he logged out for d day up cheLshit!