I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

wetin for the bashing that will come

long crap,
ain't readinq ur shiiit...neeexxt!

olihilistic:
wetin for the bashing that will come

Check my signature, I have no time for such rubbish.

dharay99:

long crap,
ain't readinq ur shiiit...neeexxt!

You shouldn't be here, go to sexuality page!

And what are lagos girls becoming??

OIL DIGGERS?

Jadekitana:


You shouldn't be here, go to sexuality page!

cuz datz ur family house ryy?
0k come take me der,

Haba that no 5 is very annoying,it brings out the real gold digging in him by asking such question,someone like me don't waste time in discarding asap

Monalisa185:
okpo

strong one

Monalisa185:
okpo

well,miss jade you cant just generalise like that.but then who know like better.can you also date a broke guy? just asking

Island vs mainland...

Well, Gold digging is originally a male profession. so this shouldn't come as a surprise.

While that is being said, Sorry about the mediocre guys you are attracting into your life. It should however give you a clue as to what kind of person you are. birds of the same feather unsurprisingly flock together.

dats for the lazy dudes

you dis lie lie girl.
Who break ur heart and take ur 800k?
Adonbelivit

Monalisa185:
okpo

I would have ignored a dummy like you but lemme reply you as a bush uncultured lady! The thread doesn't in anyway insinuate prost.titution except u the certified okpo here! Seems you'v done okpoism your entirely life so it's so easy for you to call someone who would feed your entire household one. You can now take your okpo infested maggot brain off my thread, before you drag others into your okpoish level, bush brat.

Jadekitana:

Check my signature, I have no time for such rubbish.

seen but are you single?

Jadekitana:


I would have ignored a dummy like you but lemme reply you as a bush uncultured lady! The thread doesn't in anyway insinuate prost.titution except u the certified okpo here! Seems you'v done okpoism your entirely life so it's so easy for you to call someone who would feed your entire household one. You can now take your okpo infested maggot brain off my thread, before you drag others into your okpoish level, bush brat.

is it so hard for u to ignore? Last time I checked, ur moniker wasn't attached to her comment? Wat makes u think u were the one she was referring to?


I smell guilty conscience here

Jadekitana:


I would have ignored a dummy like you but lemme reply you as a bush uncultured lady! The thread doesn't in anyway insinuate prost.titution except u the certified okpo here! Seems you'v done okpoism your entirely life so it's so easy for you to call someone who would feed your entire household one. You can now take your okpo infested maggot brain off my thread, before you drag others into your okpoish level, bush brat.

kolo

Teempakguy:
Well, Gold digging is originally a male profession. so this shouldn't come as a surprise.

While that is being said, Sorry about the mediocre guys you are attracting into your life. It should however give you a clue as to what kind of person you are. birds of the same feather unsurprisingly flock together.

Well since hunters have learnt to shoot without missing, birds have learnt to fly without perching

donbenedict:
is it so hard for u to ignore? Last time I checked, ur moniker wasn't attached to her comment? Wat makes u think u were the one she was referring to?


I smell guilty conscience here

I never knew guys are now addressed as such! Tell me do people now call men "okpo" seems i'm not current.

Monalisa185:


my dear, I swear you get time and energy to waste... she's obviously a learner

a very dumb one for dat. Mchew. Honestly wat I felt was that u were referring to the guys as okpo, na him d ode from nowhere just took it personally as d chief okpo wey she be begin rant...


Teenage girls sha...

Jadekitana:


I never knew guys are now addressed as such! Tell me do people now call men "okpo" seems i'm not current.

lol Kitana, I seriously dnt want to yab u in ur thread tho... dnt just make me begin to laff at u..

Another senseless thread!!!
Don't quote me or you will hate the day you register on nl.

So now its the guys that are gold diggers ba?

Well, na sh!t dey attract fly.



In other news,
I heard that the reason Buhari has been flying since is because he wants all Nigerians to know that air travel is now very safe.

Thank you Mr President for volunteering.
God Bless You.


By the way, Buhari has travelled more thAn Christopher Columbus, Ferdinand Magellan and Mongo Park.
NASA thinks he wants to discover a new country for us.

Once again, Thank you Mr President for volunteering.
God Bless You.

That man has two solid reasons for traveling.
#ChaiBuhari

this babe is a hypocrite.this is just like the proverbial kettle calling the pot black

donbenedict:
lol Kitana, I seriously dnt want to insult u in ur thread tho... dnt just make me begin to laff at u..

You already did, i'd advice you quit mentioning me thanks.

vsaintchigs:
this babe is a hypocrite.this is just like the proverbial kettle calling the pot black

Op la cute btw

It depends on jow u package urself. Maybe u dress too flashy, dey will think you are rich and ofcourse, guys live fakes lives here in lag