HateU2:
that island na die . That's why I hardly roll with em.

KingCheezyPuff:
Op this piece is the best!
Dudes love callin' chicks gold diggers
But you've shown there are prospectors amongst them!!!!

donbenedict:
so why d moniker hate.u2? seems u were somewhat pissed wen creatin it

HateU2:
A divine call from ME

donbenedict:
lol nutty...


Only if u knew who'd chatn wid...


I stay in lag sha.

Jadekitana:


My dear its what's happening now, it's all a game! Like I keep saying everybody needs to be smart, nobody wanna be played these days Btw what happened to queenvalerie moniker, this one makes you masculine.

Lady,if I didn't think you ah'ight
I'd rip you ta pieces for that last part .....
.......Nothin' still have the moniker just wanted a name change.
....wanted ta be the highest ruler!

HateU2:


Are u Don Jazzy
I'm in love with dat dude

Leriebloom:
Girls arent the only gold diggers, we have guys who play the same game of digging

donbenedict:
I can b anyone u want me to b

donbenedict:
ur buttlicking is on a serious level

KingCheezyPuff:
Lady,if I didn't think you ah'ight
I'd rip you ta pieces for that last part .....
.......Nothin' still have the moniker just wanted a name change.
....wanted ta be the highest ruler!

HateU2:
that island na die . That's why I hardly roll with em.

3rdlegxxx:


Ah!! My babe has killed me out in the open...

HateU2:
Just say you are don jazzy . Cefinis!

donbenedict:
i"m Don jazzy. Hello..

HateU2:
hi
I'm ur baby mama.
Remember dat 9t
Well, a baby pop out

donbenedict:
so u cheated on me eh hateu2.. it's over.


Cutehector!

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

Cc lalasticlala my boo please push this thread to fp, let nairaland ministry grow!

HateU2:
it can't be over baby
Dat was a long tym ago, I never knw u nah.
Don't let my 'ex' make jest of me

KingCheezyPuff:
Lady,if I didn't think you ah'ight
I'd rip you ta pieces for that last part .....
.......Nothin' still have the moniker just wanted a name change.
....wanted ta be the highest ruler!

donbenedict:
i'm not confortable datin ladies who got deep crush for celebrities... phew. Wen I should be ur one and only celebrity

HateU2:

That's was then .
Smellymouth, help me beg my boo biko

BUTCHCASSIDY:
THe chickens are finally coming home to roost
what a woman can do a man can do better
For years women did the digging and other chics thought it was okay
Now it has come full circle Hahahahaha

but OP the men not only dig from the women they dig from fellow men
esp ABJ boys
U see them in the club. When they catch Ur eye they come over wanna share your booze with you
Become all chatty. If they dare know Ur house thats it. ALways coming checking Ur fridge going on your Xbox
Every weekend they have a place they want to show you. those guys know every happening club in town
The worst of them will bring their babes along. Tell the girl some sh** like you guys are cousins or close family friends
Some shameless ones willl even lie to the girl that they are the ones paying the rent and U are a squatter.

Caringguy:
ah so much Love this jadekitana

Jadekitana:

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Jonathan2787:
But girls in the entire Nigeria do what the op described on a daily basis and people said its normal, how a guy does it and it made frontpage, are those mods bribed before you make fp? I've come across threads concerning gold digging girls and it didn't make FRONTPAGE

Jadekitana:


Them full island living fake life.