Abbeyunique2:

lol. sorry ko. better come and learn language for ma side. 8-10pm

so u no even b experience teacher, na midnyt class dey make sense pass, d buk go just dey enter brain direct

Fraiser:
yeh! No tell me say pple don give u bad information about me o, oga o, bur seriously if u can pitch ur tent wit me u go know say I b gud man o.

ehen,issokay oooooooooo make i kuku bring my canopy come your side now,nothing do me,make we dey roll

Fraiser:
so u no even b experience teacher, na midnyt class dey make sense pass, d buk go just dey enter brain direct

My wife dey come back from work around 11pm. I like to teach without fear and distraction.

DTOBS:

Babe, this guy has no good intention for any lady for this city ooo... His womanising life is a hit,back to back. Don't be deceived!

lol, i talk am,well he says he is a good guy so my eyes are on him,make he no just misbehave reach my twinnie side.

It's summer time! the weather is friendly and the trees are green! @ d far end of fraih street close to fraiser house in Golden city lies a old but lovely apple tree whose fruit are ready to be pluck, under the apple tree terrymason is seated down receiving the cool breeze that's blowing through the cities gate straight down to were his seated!. terry is been boarded from his look , he has never gotten a true love in the city, time is ticking he most present a lady before the president (LogoDWhiz) that over sees the affair of d city.... beside terry their is a golden pen inside a basket which he brought along side... the golden pen it ready to kiss d rose sheet that's is gently place on the soft ground, soon as terry was about to unleash the love quote in his heart in to writings (na so dem pour cold water 4 my head ni dat time I realize say na dream I dey)

NB: mk una nor vex for my story oh! na heat and bordom ni cux d one I dey!

DTOBS:

Babe, we missed you too like ko si nkan. We will keep the camp clean for y'all. Greet justified10 and greycious for me, me sef go soon pay una official visit soon

Lolz.. No wahala.. They will hear. Pls do and come so we can prepare something special and entertain you wella.. Alright Catch ya lara

DTOBS:

Wetin okunrin do?
Hmmmmm, obinrin


LogoDwhiz, na u ooo boss! Shey I don trespass ni?


Fraiser; why you come be like this nah?...why can't you just leave matter for martyr.

......

Iro o.. u dey alright.

LogoDWhiz:


how are you?

Hope you are enjoying your day?

I am alright and also enjoying my day. how do you do?

merikims:
fraiser who dey drag Bae with for this city wey no dey fear face?I know sure say d person know who you be at all.
well.....let me go and sweep n cook something yummy for my hubby tubby logodwhiz and later wear that sexy gown to serve him his food.*winks

no mind DTOBS o, e no just pity himsef, e go soon understand wetin I dey talk. Bur wait o, u won go wear sexy gown serve fud? Abeg no let pressy put pepper for nose o, pity hin condition o, babe can u bliv I still dey remember all dos our luv in tokyo dat yr, I no just no y ur tot no won comot my mind.

merikims:
fraiser who dey drag Bae with for this city wey no dey fear face?I know sure say d person know who you be at all.
well.....let me go and sweep n cook something yummy for my hubby tubby logodwhiz and later wear that sexy gown to serve him his food.*winks

Chai.. ale yi a bad gan...

let haters say whatever they like. e no concern me

iamdynamite:
lol, i talk am,well he says he is a good guy so my eyes are on him,make he no just misbehave reach my twinnie side.

Na the same way the snake deceived eve in the garden of eden that he is doing to all the ladies in here; o loju kokuro,

iamdynamite:
hmmmmmmm fraiser,well done,continu oooooo

lol... No tell me say u see am o

Fraiser:
lol... Some jealous woman dey para o, den fit pour hot water for ur body so if u won do polygamy u must sabi shakara lyk say u go scatter everywia, na lie everytin na still scope

lol..

if u do shakara and she call your bluff nko?

LogoDWhiz:


Iro o.. u dey alright.

Thanks boss

Abbie25:
Hello citizens of Golden city, how is preparation for camp going
Like I said before I left here for Graceland, take care of the camp before we get there oo.. Missed you guys like kilode.. Alright take care. Off to Graceland..

babe we are missing u too lyk ki lo n sele, hope u re enjoy ursef at graceland my regards to my best friend justified10

Fraiser:
my day has been funfilled, hope d sun is not waving is hot hand at u sha, I dont want any tin to stain dat shining skin of urs, btw why pressy dey call u na?

nope it's not, have been indoor all day. as for pressy , I think what enchanted you must have gotten hold of him too.

Abbeyunique2:
your 4 choice of state

e b like sey u don start 2 dey sweat 4 brain.

Fraiser:
no mind DTOBS o, e no just pity himsef, e go soon understand wetin I dey talk. Bur wait o, u won go wear sexy gown serve fud? Abeg no let pressy put pepper for nose o, pity hin condition o, babe can u bliv I still dey remember all dos our luv in tokyo dat yr, I no just no y ur tot no won comot my mind.

Aa ti ko'fa ni le,ifa ti n se
Merikims, LogoDwhiz, iamdynamite...you see?
E just dey the guy body,anything in skirt/trouser dey give am problem.

DTOBS:


...put asunder!!!


Now listen;
No be me fine pass
oh my pretty baby girl
still you stand by me
even though i make you vex….oh why
why you love me like this
tell me why baby why i deserve this
oh aii
baby baby ah…hmm hmm hmm

mo gbo pe kikan kikan ni o kan ju
my baby baby no dey kanju
even when your friends dey ranju (Fraiser)
as we dey good dem dey mon’ ju
you still respect my hustle
i count on you, u no dey burst my bubble eh
girl, there will be no me
without you by my side
how i want take survive
how i want live this life
now only god go fit decide
na you dey burst my bololo dada….dada
yea ah...


Oya take it from here baby

Ma head don scatter, chai u don win me finish ma Sugar.

DTOBS:

Sowie,madam!
I pledge never to answer any of your questions again!
So help me God

haba oya sori.abeg no live me 4 OYO next tym biko.I go buy shawarma 4 u 2moro u hear.mabinu

Abbie25:


Lolz.. No wahala.. They will hear. Pls do and come so we can prepare something special and entertain you wella.. Alright Catch ya lara

Aiit, no wahala! Me and my chommieblaq will soon hit you guys real hard...prepare the ground for us

Fraiser:
lol... No tell me say u see am o

i see am life and direct.you ehn

DTOBS:


...put asunder!!!


Now listen;
No be me fine pass
oh my pretty baby girl
still you stand by me
even though i make you vex….oh why
why you love me like this
tell me why baby why i deserve this
oh aii
baby baby ah…hmm hmm hmm

mo gbo pe kikan kikan ni o kan ju
my baby baby no dey kanju
even when your friends dey ranju (Fraiser)
as we dey good dem dey mon’ ju
you still respect my hustle
i count on you, u no dey burst my bubble eh
girl, there will be no me
without you by my side
how i want take survive
how i want live this life
now only god go fit decide
na you dey burst my bololo dada….dada
yea ah...


Oya take it from here baby

oya where is d reference, I go report u for plagiarism, commieblaq com nd see o, hin no even fit compose new nd better lines for special woman lyk u, na old song wey don fade for ear hin dey sing for u

Rukkyola:

haba oya sori.abeg no live me 4 OYO next tym biko.I go buy shawarma 4 u 2moro u hear.mabinu

I don't need your shawarma...

DTOBS:

Wetin okunrin do?
Hmmmmm, obinrin


LogoDwhiz, na u ooo boss! Shey I don trespass ni?


Fraiser; why you come be like this nah?...why can't you just leave matter for martyr.

for where abi I don leave am ni, me nd u don shook leg for one trouser for dis one o

Fraiser:
enh enh u just dey reason now, wen I dey tell u say sent4rina no fit carry ur load, u no won listen, special woman lyk u needs to be taken care of by a special hand, u sef just imagine am as u sabi play lyk dis, u no just reason hw much e go make sense if me nd u dey do all dos bojuboju nd yemi my lover play under coconut tree

u b bad friend i swear.i go report u 2 ur friend wen i c am.boju boju ko,siju siju ni.coconut tree ko,amala tree ni.yemi my lover ko,iambibi my hater ni

merikims:
logodwhiz baby am home! were iambibi wey get mind to call pressy tolotolo? everybody know say u sabi waka find jubrealguy like....*mouth sealed*. u this logodwhiz sef I hear say u like polygamy wella,I ho castrate you b DAT oo.

welcomes her with a hug..
Gives her a full kiss and then kisses her on the forehead.

Katapot by Reekado Banks plays in the background.


You have the key bae, make me stay.. Make me want more

BlizzydoDo:
diz our president sef, na yur way all our brothers 4 here de folo. Yuu try o kontinuu

Hehehehe.

Na ur hubby be the godfather..

B like say u sef don accept fate.

DTOBS:

Na the same way the snake deceived eve in the garden of eden that he is doing to all the ladies in here; o loju kokuro,

you sef,your own dey your body,you turn yourself to musician because of woman.hmmmmmmmmmm,i just dey watch una in 5D

Fraiser:
oya where is d reference, I go report u for plagiarism, commieblaq com nd see o, hin no even fit compose new nd better lines for special woman lyk u, na old song wey don fade for ear hin dey sing for u

I painstakingly typed those lyrics by myself,word for world...
Moreover,every real couple outthere do have their love theme song. This is our own love theme song, e no concern you who sing am or who write am...


Chommieblaq, I need you to give this guy the capital NO he has been expecting all this while from you...

DTOBS:

Babe, this guy has no good intention for any lady for this city ooo... His womanising life is a hit,back to back. Don't be deceived!

now if I sue u for defamation of character den go dey talk sey I b bad person, now I hav to contact my lawyer immidiately, moyenii where are u?

Chommieblaq:

Ma head don scatter, chai u don win me finish ma Sugar.

In wizkid's voice
*chai! i'm seeing things*

cc: DTOBS