iambibi:
... Lolz,.. Bea am so sorry for the tassy wey i giv ur boo.... No vex,..buh carful o, because na new bae him don dey find.. .. As for jubrealguy, i don evn tire for his waka waka,.... No worry, time don reach wey i go fling dah his ring comot from my hand...!!! Make i kno say na single bae i be

easy oooo

DTOBS:
Please, Uncle Fraiser is available ooo help us help his ministry... Thanks in advance!

lol...

Qutyjoice:

What's going on again boo, ya joking ryt? Just tell me Yes

... Yes.. And No

iambibi:
..... Olorun ma je!!!!!!

lol... Woman can be jealous o

Oyehomie:
Merikims..u don dey chop kiss fast fast...? Sooo...u don marey be dat o

yes na

merikims:
abegee fraiser I don marry ooo

I know say u don marry, bur d eye wey don sabi person bfor no fit talk sey hin no sabi person again, u sure say dis ur husband go fit giv u all d snake nd d monkey shadow stunt wey u dey enjoy da year, tink am well o, no worry e no go affect ur marriage

Jubrealguy oya come and let us trash out issues or else.....

Fraih:

Fridge fa? Nothin happened to ur food flask na.
Don't stay long outside o, I know its TGIF, But come home asap, got loads of gists we need to catch up with

dont worry twinnie, I will be back very early tonyt latest by 3am i dont want to stay long outside, pls help me keep my fud in d flask. I can wait to hear d gist babe

merikims:
yes na

Ahh..finally..thank Gudness...
Now i don't av to think of one more person to b a gentle man for @ mami....lol

iambibi:
Jubrealguy oya come and let us trash out issues or else.....

U av bn avoidin me... No threaten ds man nah...or else waat?

Oyehomie:

Ahh..finally..thank Gudness...
Now i don't av to think of one more person to b a gentle man for @ mami....lol

Ha hna oyehomie e Neva reach like that.what happens in camp stays in camp na.

LogoDWhiz:


Nothing is getting a hold of me o..

You are a pretty, beautiful, portable and attractive (among other wonderful attributes) girl..
Who wouldn't want to be with you?

portable kwa , explain in 5 sentences

Fraiser:
I know say u don marry, bur d eye wey don sabi person bfor no fit talk sey hin no sabi person again, u sure say dis ur husband go fit giv u all d snake nd d monkey shadow stunt wey u dey enjoy da year, tink am well o, no worry e no go affect ur marriage

leave me I like the style wey e sabi like that.

LogoDWhiz:


I'm fine o

Sleep just dey catch me..

How are you whiling away the time before camping?

turning myself into a fashion designer

Qutyjoice:

Egba mi o, shey e wa kk? No No shey e normal, No what are yu trying to say.... Pls hold it dere.

Eh me... Oyehomie, see ya wife again

merikims:
I Dodge am.

Dodge wetin? LogoDwhiz sef don grew now! So oya call Fraiser abeg

Fraiser:
hmmm friend me, I can see u re really puting a lot of muscle into dis tin o, never know I can frustrate u lyk dis o, hope u never start to dey piss for body sha, oya calm down make we relate as man to man, wot defines a real man is d ability to put a woman tru an adventure in a relationship, a man who is always bent at pleasing a woman even at is own utmost expense if fake nd ladies dont value dem much, a real man must b in control, a real man must be romantic, he must b affectionate nd emotional at d same tym a real man must b nutty nd carefree ability to put all dis qualities in balance is wot defines a real man otherwise d woman bcom bored.

Lolzzz...well to start with am not pissing for anywhere...
So with this, such acclaimed man should still go ahead and break ladies heart like rubber?
He should go ahead abuse them without limit?
He should say because he's in charge turn the woman to something else?
Brother, talk to me

Oyehomie:

U av bn avoidin me... No threaten ds man nah...or else waat?

.... Notin sir.. Or else wee will go for a honeymoon

iambibi:
..... Olorun ma je!!!!!!

Kilode? He is okay now?







*In low tune*
Fraiser, your image don get as e be ooo...wetin you go do now, at last make your own no come be like Arsenal own

Qutyjoice:

And ya talking now, anyway do yur part first, I'm at yur bk.

But if Na money we dey share or we dey queue up for something now, "Am at you back no go dey ooo"

iambibi:
... Lolz,.. Bea am so sorry for the tassy wey i giv ur boo.... No vex,..buh carful o, because na new bae him don dey find.. .. As for jubrealguy, i don evn tire for his waka waka,.... No worry, time don reach wey i go fling dah his ring comot from my hand...!!! Make i kno say na single bae i be

abah jubrealguy na my person o, temper justice wit mercy o

Abbeyunique2:

when i no be esu, why i go follow u cry. me dey laugh ni

OK ooo, kwotinue

iambibi:
.... Notin sir.. Or else wee will go for a honeymoon

So Na ur friend's hussy you wan dey enter now? Hun
And I telk you say Fraiser is available, help his ministry nah

Chommieblaq dear, is the food ready?

iambibi:
Jubrealguy oya come and let us trash out issues or else.....

ki lo tun de bayii

BlizzydoDo:
na yuu sabi dat 1, fake ke! fate ni! I jus de look all of una ni 4 diz GC sef & e b like say 2 avoid heart attack here, na 4 person 2 de single o

hmmm horney dont tell me u re loosing faith in me, dont allow mind poisoners to come btw us, u know my luv for u is immeasurable

Fraiser:
babe am sorry, stop cryin ok, u know I luv u, u shudnt hav fallen for an expired song lyk dat, dat is why i tot u re a village gal, u know a beautiful bae lyk u is suppose to b classy nd trending. *drew her closer to me nd gave her a peck to clean d tears in her cheek.

OK, no one has ever sang for so I was touched........
I love the song too.
**remembers the song n smile sheepishly)

Abbeyunique2:

u wan make i release ur throwback pic of 1998 abi. no vex me oo

abeg I won see am

DTOBS:


Sweetheart, never mind that dude.
If he says you are a village girl, that's his own! Ask am why e dey disturb you...
See, baby mi to sha; you just have to let that dude know that you are no longer available for play play, your heart belongs to me and mine to you.

Oya, I got this from work for you, *brings out Apples* * take a bite* *gives her the apple straight from my mouth* #mehn,am enjoying this moment. Babe, what you re cooking is burning oooo....

*she rushes to the kitchen* "take it easy ooo"
Babe, let me freshen up,am coming now...

***reminisce n smiles ***

jayloms:




Gud mawning

Lol..nigga free me nah

iambibi:
...twinnie No more boo for me o...i don go back to my single life.... because dah boo can fit too waka upandan ehnn.... Therefor i don return his ring for him bfor him gimme high B.P .... After all na engage we engage no be marriage we do

hmm hmmm hmmmm... Just clearing my throat

iambibi:
.. NEIGHBOR!!!!!!!!!!!.... Gush!!! Where did u go to... U left me all alone, and u kno dat jubrealguy can yawo upandan... Therefor, i hav given him back his ring,...... To be single for dis city naim sure pass...

shey na paper we wan dey chop ni, person no go go hustle again......u no even dey respect my ring atall.....oya, what happen gan gan