Abbeyunique2:

oya chairmo, shey ko wale? oya 3 bottles for oga

Ko walee , orijin is perfect

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sirguy542:

Miss bibi of course d only woman in dis city that is more pretty than Queen Elizabeth.

... Pretty dan Queen Elizabeth ke? Oga dis hyping is too much for my small head to carry o

mschubby:
hahahahahahaha Iya Ibeji how far! me missing u o

Wow mschubby is dis u, I miss u too sha, nobody dey folo me drag kbs648

iambibi:
... Oya bestie, start preparing ur pick up line o... because she's on her way.... No fear oo, no stammer oo, jst calm down, giv her sweet line with correct correct Rhymes! And dnt forget to hit d punchlines!!! wish u d best of luck! Toooor she don dey come!!!........ *runs to hide and starts to peep*

lwkmd babe walahi u bad o, why u finish sirguy lyk dis na, wot if chisophia come see dis tin

sirguy542:

Miss bibi of course d only woman in dis city that is more pretty than Queen Elizabeth.

in my presence

AirstarKane:
Dearie thanks for guarding my back. Well, I don divorce @DTOBS d divorce proceedings has started I will gist you plenty o. House how una dey. Let's be hopeful o and don't give up. This one camp is on the 1st of April I hope NYSC won't play pranks

chai dtobs, ti e ba eeee po. Abeg Airstarkane pirry my padi ooooo. Na Nysc sabi oooooo. Av u gotten ur rubber shoe

spixytinxy:
Wow mschubby is dis u, I miss u too sha, nobody dey folo me drag kbs648

who wan drag bf with iya oniparaga......ur kbs468 get better babe outside.....well educated one

hiii...spoxytinxy...u don cm?

jubrealguy nd his wife iambibi...u re sighted o

jst pasain by

sirguy542:

Thank u so much my bestie....I am ready to roll......

chai my guy which song u go use now, nd person don already use catapult o, na which kyn ultimate challenge b dis, chisophia abeg just pity sirguy condition o

iambibi:
... Pretty dan Queen Elizabeth ke? Oga dis hyping is too much for my small head to carry o

who is dat boi calling u bestie upandan and what does he mean by bestie and why is he laying about d whole compound

i was abt replying a mention and after submitting wetin i see be

THREAD CLOSED!!!

I dinnor knw wen i shouted whaaaaaaaat!! peeps around me wia like what happnd,only said dae cant understand.omo wetin go happen if dis thread is closed tru tru,we go shut down Nairaland gangan ni, it is just better imagined, but we wnt all b here forever,mehnnnnn! i don dae miss all of una already.

haywire1:
I HAIL U ALL PROS NYSC 2016 BATCH A, IM SENDING MY GREETINGS FROM AKWA IBOM NYSC PPA LOCATION


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We are glad to have you here sire! How is the service year going?....
Any advice dropped for peeps will be very much appreciated..

Fraiser:
enh enh, u just dey relate now, I tink say u been won make my goons test d new UTC i just bought for dem, as u don loyal lyk dis now, u no get problem again, feel free to walk in d city d way u lyk... U fit block me laterlater in d eveni for spixytinxy shop for som botus

chai, fraiser ur blood go don turn paraga ooooooo

DTOBS:
Fraiser: how re you doing sire...?

boss I dey see u, I dey loyal

jubrealguy:
who is dat boi calling u bestie upandan and what does he mean by bestie and why is he laying about d whole compound

.. Baby d tin tire me o..... Abeg help me get him off by back

sirguy542:
Nice persons ar jst lyk wind,u never kws
wats in their heart,u can only fell their
presence n sincerity,don't luk around to find
them,jst luk in the mirror.

Happy Sunday to you all especially to Mr president LogoDwhiz and the woman dat I would love to marry in real life Miss spixytinxy. I for throw party here yesterday night but Man City com spoil am. I have finally recovered from the shook. Next week go better.

eya, sori dear, just try stroll come my shop today

iambibi:
Oga landlord,..... Where is our landlady, av not seen her sins today.. Hope all is well, by d way happy sunday

She will soon be around..

She's worn out from the day's duties..

Merikims would soon be around..

jubrealguy:
oyehomie, dem wan use programming collect ur babe ooo

Lol...tnx jawe...
Me trust ma babe...she's too wired to fall for dat....

mommysgirl:

Sigh, I give up
Cos I don't understand the Latin you're speaking
Have a nice day ahead

Lol, see Gobe!! me nor sabi any other Engrish O! Sowie.

Have yourself a stress free and eventful week ahead. Cheers!

spixytinxy:
chai dtobs, ti e ba eeee po. Abeg Airstarkane pirry my padi ooooo. Na Nysc sabi oooooo. Av u gotten ur rubber shoe

Sweetie, nothing dey shelle...Airstarkane is enjoying me bi oyinbo se n gbadun cigar... She is the mother of my twins!

Abbeyunique2:

ROYAL RUMBLE 5 fraiser vs kbs468.
*grabs popcorn*

lol... Kbs468 no fit nw, hin go doff hin cap eventually, I promise

DTOBS:

We are glad to have you here sire! How is the service year going?....
Any advice dropped for peeps will be very much appreciated..

Service going well here in akwa ibom cos akwa ibom is ayaya, we had election here yesterday nd we cm officiated it perfectly .


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Oyehomz1:
jubrealguy nd his wife iambibi...u re sighted o

... Surest Neighbor.. U r welcom sir...

eaglevision:
i was abt replying a mention and after submitting wetin i see be

THREAD CLOSED!!!

I dinnor knw wen i shouted whaaaaaaaat!! peeps around me wia like what happnd,only said dae cant understand.omo wetin go happen if dis thread is closed tru tru,we go shut down Nairaland gangan ni, it is just better imagined, but we wnt all b here forever,mehnnnnn! i don dae miss all of una already.

Lolzzz...we missed you too brother

iambibi:
.. Baby d tin tire me o..... Abeg help me get him off by back

small thing.....hope all is going well sha?

Oyehomie, i double sight u

Qutyjoice:



Yu need to listen to Work by Rihanna, I cnt shout....And where is Oyeh sef.

Babe..he went on siesta ni o....i trust u to handle issues like dat babe...u av gat it....

sirguy542:

Make I hear..what he keeps telling you everyday is that he loves when last did he buy good cloths for you my dear I love u no go make u look more beautiful oh! lol na joke I dey oh! before jubrealguy go call me family destroyer. Oyehomie you dey try sha. U are lucky to have such a beautiful lady as ur wife abeg treasure her & always make sure that u give her the best of everything because she deserve the best all the time.

U tried.....

Kbs468:

But we don't see you as an enemy because you are human like us. However, the only one aloud constitutionally to be addressed as an Enemy here in Golden City is the Devil of which Pastor shammak has the sole responsibility of taming him permanently, but because of the fear that it's end would be confirmed by that or Imam Amodu on the other hand, it rather go to Dchiefpriest for safety and additional life so your speech and tactics above are mere dream

in dat case let me change d word enemy to opponent, it seems dat sounds cool, if you wish to know d authenticity of my speech nd tactics... Bring it on...

Qutyjoice:

Hehehe, thanks for d compliment uncle Sirguy542, abeg elp me tank Oyehomie join.

Babe..jst relax i dey see everytn...e be like say d guy no won hear word....jst trust me..i go show am wettn no dey make person disturb a married woman very soon...

sirguy542:
No mind me my dear. I am wonderfully made.

Lol