eaglevision:
good morning wonderful fam,hope we all had a splendid nyt rest? wishing everyone an exciting week ahead.some of us hav seen dis before bt just feel like sharing again make una no vex for d epistle u hear.

No matter how beautiful and handsome you are, just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists.
***Stop Boasting.
No matter how big and strong you are, you will not carry yourself to your Grave.
***Be Humble!
No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.
***Be Patient!
No matter how Light Skinned you are, you will always need light in Darkness.
***Take Caution!
No matter how Rich and many Cars you have, you will always walk to Bed.
***Be Contented!
Take Life Easy
Life is "Exp. + Exp. + Exp."
Yesterday was Experience.
Today is Experiment.
Tomorrow is Expectation.
So, use your Experience in your Experiment to achieve your Expectations.

#Shalom

nice one bro... Gudmorni

Rukkyola:

Chai! OYO is my case! Iambibi don dump me 4 OYO. I no go tell my husband anything. OYO is his case 2. By d way help me find house boy o. My Eddy sey e no want make I suffer. Help me ask sc31 weda she go apply 2 b our maid.

...wah dahhh..... SC31? Maid? No ooooo, i no gree for dis one oo, her husband go jst kill una, instead no worry urself, wen d time come all of us, all d wives go come help u out, no worry ur self u hear, ehen,... Oya rest well well, if u want fruit salad jst tell me i go prepare am for u.., if u want eat any food, tell me i go call kitchen for u, and any day wey u go deliver ur baby, na dah villagegoat we go kill for u, so deariee no need to worry ur pretty head ok? Gud, .. Luv u plenty plenty

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Me don't know as my school is not involved



√ 2. MOST REPRESENTED COURSE/DISCIPLINE

®ENGINEERING
Na we get here

√ 3. KING OF A16


®FRAISER get the award and I welcome you to kad with enough yarinyas



√ 4. QUEEN OF A16

®FRAIH I just like you I no know why



√ 5. MOST FRIENDLY CITIZEN

®FRAIH

Eyan mi ni e

√ 6. FAVORITE A16 CITIZEN

®FRAIH


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Oyehomie:

D 3quarter is 1300 ooo but d short is 500

ohh.. 3 quarter.. i grab

Brimmie:
Hey guys, I need info about the "OBS Crew". Shey na true sey dem no go dey do all those "military training"??

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There are 3 groups very crucial and important at the camp;
1. The medical team(primarily made up of medical graduates)
2. The orientation Broadcasting service,OBS (majorly made up of mass comm, English and other interested graduates.
3. The camp Band.
All this groups are always given preferential treatment in some areas. Also, when on others are resting after the parade activities, this group members will be meeting.
One opportunity that joining any of this group comes with is that you have 90% chance of your ppa been in the state capital except for the medical graduates that can still be posted to the rural areas to save lives.
Finally, note that no CMs will be 100% exempted from the parade ground irrespective of the group you are as you will not be the only one in your group and of course there will be shifting in the group.

iambibi:
...wah dahhh..... SC31? Maid? No ooooo, i no gree for dis one oo, her husband go jst kill una, instead no worry urself, wen d time come all of us, all d wives go come help u out, no worry ur self u hear, ehen,... Oya rest well well, if u want fruit salad jst tell me i go prepare am for u.., if u want eat any food, tell me i go call kitchen for u, and any day wey u go deliver ur baby, na dah villagegoat we go kill for u, so deariee no need to worry ur pretty head ok? Gud, .. Luv u plenty plenty

I laff! Thank u. Na dat villagegoat go sweet pass.But if he hear dis one wey u talk, me I no dey o

[quote author=lastborn3401 post=43755922][/quote]
Calm down OK. This is Golden City--A home of Love and peace according to Oyehomie. Although it's part of the Basic foundation upon which we stand, so no dispute about that.

I guess I have caught your attention enough and already,

So listen, Hardie14 that first gave you a warm embrace, though in the most approved way oo and not the other way round so that my fellow federal executive council member and Minister for Health-biotechshola won't think otherwise is aSHE and not a HE, A he-goat in orientation just like you and I, I suppose as well as other monikers with ( m) attached to them including the VillageGOAT whom very very many are looking forward to slaughtering this Easter and in case he escaped, Ramadan would soon be around the corner too. So e no go escape as Mallam Bahaushe sabi hunt for goats well well that the Yorubas now turn business strategies by placing money for Ram fighting Game All in a bid to emulate the Igbo's Ego, Money, Kudi and Owo sense.

Drjoshua2000, are you sure you are not harming me the more with that your syrup prescription? Because the talkatonomiasis seems to be becoming uncontrollably difficult oo

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Ma Votes
1. MOST REPRESENTED INSTITUTION = EKSU


2. MOST REPRESENTED COURSE = ENGINEERING


3. KING OF A16 = OYEHOMIE baba niyen


4. QUEEN OF A16 = QUTYJOICE ma wife


5. MOST FRIENDLY CITIZEN = FRAISER


6. FAVOURITE A16 CITIZEN = FRAIH



Cc
KBS468
LogoDWhiz

Fraih:


Joining the OBS CREW, you must be prepared for some task and sacrifice because while others are resting after the long day, you might be needed to meet and put some things in place.

But then, you are at an advantage because the soldiers will not put pressure on you if you tell them you are coming from OBS meeting in an instance whereby you go to parade ground late.
I am surely joining the crew in camp. [ quote]... Yea, dats ryt, true talk Fraih, i also hope to join too... (evn though i heard that they luv to form d foreign accent) Buh God pass them shaa [quote author=Fraih post=43756507]

Joining the OBS CREW, you must be prepared for some task and sacrifice because while others are resting after the long day, you might be needed to meet and put some things in place.

But then, you are at an advantage because the soldiers will not put pressure on you if you tell them you are coming from OBS meeting in an instance whereby you go to parade ground late.
I am surely joining the crew in camp.

... Yea, dats ryt, true talk Fraih, i also hope to join too... (evn though i heard that they luv to form d foreign accent stuff alot) Buh God pass them shaa for we must join!!!

Eaglevision, so how do I make the order? Talk to me asap and let me see sample first.

Hardie14, are you the distributor ni?

Lastborn3014, you re welcome to our midst....

lastborn3401:
Course: geography and planning science[gps], thanks to everybody for welcoming me....

Welcome bro...we av been waiting for u...

DTOBS:

There are 3 groups very crucial and important at the camp;
1. The medical team(primarily made up of medical graduates)
2. The orientation Broadcasting service,OBS (majorly made up of mass comm, English and other interested graduates.
3. The camp Band.
All this groups are always given preferential treatment in some areas. Also, when on others are resting after the parade activities, this group members will be meeting.
One opportunity that joining any of this group comes with is that you have 90% chance of your ppa been in the state capital except for the medical graduates that can still be posted to the rural areas to save lives.
Finally, note that no CMs will be 100% exempted from the parade ground irrespective of the group you are as you will not be the only one in your group and of course there will be shifting in the group.

OBS crew...Engineers re also needed there nah....sooo part of d crew are d engineers...

Brimmie:
Hey guys, I need info about the "OBS Crew". Shey na true sey dem no go dey do all those "military training"??

CC: Val601 kollenzy ABB1 Mzbiddy01 Engrawwal iambibi Fraiser ladycomfort Abbeyunique2 toast224 lastborn3401 laramite samwills45 billionbaby DTOBS samwills45 IghravweIG Dhameelarhay nzeboss Rukkyola teemama20 FolabiBret

am hearing dis OBS crew for d first tym o, abeg shed more lyt pls

teemama20:
Morning GC.... can u still relocate after six months in ur state of deployment....

Officially it's after 3 months that the portal would be open for relocation registration and ONLY those with glaringly Obvious, genuine and cogent health issues as well as others with minor reasons usually get redeployed. However, luck attached to Destiny is not out of place for several others.

√ 1. MOST REPRESENTED INSTITUTION/SCHOOL

®FUTA random



√ 2. MOST REPRESENTED COURSE/DISCIPLINE


®COMPUTER SCIENCE : dem too plenty nasoso code dem dey write

√ 3.KING OF A16

®LOGODWHIZ Ofcourse he is the bleeping king

√ 4. QUEEN OF A16

®SPIXYTINXY iyalaje 1



√ 5.MOST FRIENDLY CITIZEN


®KBS468: hard decision but this nigga is dope


√ 6. FAVORITE A16 CITIZEN

®FRAIH : everybody loves fraih



cc
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468

anybody here who can narrate to us the crew in camp and the best crew and why will should the crew #godbless

Fraiser:
am hearing dis OBS crew for d first tym o, abeg shed more lyt pls

Newscasters na. Your colleagues in charge of information dissemination within and around Camp as well as on the available media outfits within the state. Thus everything regarding Nysc program relative to Corpers in summary.

1. FUTA 2. engineering 3. fraiser 4. spixytinxy 5. fraih 6. kbs468 cc fraih logodwhiz kbs468.

Oyehomie:

OBS crew...Engineers re also needed there nah....sooo part of d crew are d engineers...

Yes engineers are needed too

Fraiser:
gudmorni bae, he should contact logoDwhiz for dat, am in charge of female visitor only.

oh sorry
i don forget say u dont do boys.
murmuring**alagbere**.

1. MOST REPRESENTED INSTITUTION = FUTA 2. MOST REPRESENTED COURSE = ENGINEERING 3. KING OF A16 = Fraiser 4. QUEEN OF A16 = Spixytinxy 5. MOST FRIENDLY CITIZEN = Fraih 6. FAVOURITE A16 CITIZEN = Qutyjoice

Cc KBS468 LogoDWhiz[/quote]

iambibi were are you.

No More Redeploying For NYSC in Borno

The next batch will have camps for NYSC in Borno. The Director-General (DG) of the National Youth Service Corps, Johnson Olawumi, has said that orientation camps in Adamawa, Borno and Yobe states will reopen before the end of 2016.

Olawumi added that the reason for the decision is due to he successes recorded in the fight against insurgency in the north eastern part of the country.


Speaking to journalists in Katsina, he said, “Since the insurgency has been reduced drastically, we are resuming orientation in Gombe state beginning with this batch ‘A’ of 2016.

“Adamawa state will resume with the next batch, while Borno and Yobe orientation camps will be re-opened before the end of the year,” he added.

Mr. Olawumi said the states had some of the best facilities for orientation in the country, but had to be closed down due to insecurity.

He advised corps members to discharge their duties at their places of primary assignment diligently.

The DG called on state governments to ensure prompt payment of allowances to corps members to boost their morale for effective service delivery.

Good morning everyone..

Let's exercise our right by voting for the categories.

DTOBS:
Eaglevision, so how do I make the order? Talk to me asap and let me see sample first.

Hardie14, are you the distributor ni?

Lastborn3014, you re welcome to our midst....

distributor ke
am just helping the ministry to move forward ni ooo
am also a buyer like you.
just doing "omo wa noor ni eaglevision e je ka ba raja"
and his goods are of good prices.

lastborn3401:
anybody here who can narrate to us the crew in camp and the best crew and why will should the crew #godbless

Varies with time.

But overall. OBS is the best crew to jon.
They deal with the dissemination of information to all CMs in camp.
They deal with the organisation of events and SAEDs and all these lectures..

Drama troupe is also very much okay. each platoon will present a drama during the last night. If you can do very well, you have a high chance of getting a good place.

The crew in charge of health are exempted from parade and any other activities of sort.. Consist mainly health practitioners.

Btw, the pdf file i uploaded explained this in it..

cc: Fraiser

Fraiser:
gudmorni bae, he should contact logoDwhiz for dat, am in charge of female visitor only.

lol.. see ur life.. bad boi

TOP 3 IN CATEGORY 1 ( PHASE I )
√ 1. MOST REPRESENTED INSTITUTION/SCHOOL:
no vote

√ 2. MOST REPRESENTED COURSE/DISCIPLINE:
ENGINEERING

√ 3. KING OF A16:
OYEHOMIE

√ 4. QUEEN OF A16:
QUTYJOICE

√ 5. MOST FRIENDLY CITIZEN:
FRAISER

√ 6. FAVORITE A16 CITIZEN:
KBS468
cc
kbs468
fraih

Rukkyola:

Greatest flirt of the nation. So u fit open ur mouth 2 advice me. Waz ur conSIGN? Amebo.

See you. So you fit Call me Amebo. I only did what I did ni oo for the meaning I read into the below and like I always say, I try to induce reality into every joke I made but can only be understood by whom ever God permits to do so.

DTOBS:

There are 3 groups very crucial and important at the camp;
1. The medical team(primarily made up of medical graduates)
2. The orientation Broadcasting service,OBS (majorly made up of mass comm, English and other interested graduates.
3. The camp Band.
All this groups are always given preferential treatment in some areas. Also, when on others are resting after the parade activities, this group members will be meeting.
One opportunity that joining any of this group comes with is that you have 90% chance of your ppa been in the state capital except for the medical graduates that can still be posted to the rural areas to save lives.
Finally, note that no CMs will be 100% exempted from the parade ground irrespective of the group you are as you will not be the only one in your group and of course there will be shifting in the group.

@Green: Good News
@Red: Bad News

cc: Fraiser RukkyOla

I have missed alot and i don't think i can read through..




Hardie14 dear..
How av u been? Hope cool.
Bami se delicacy sile o..i'm coming home soon..





To every beautiful citizen of the mighty GC,
I say 'PEACE'.

[size=20]1. Most Represented Institution
FUTA

2. Most Represented Course
ENGINEERING

3. King Of A16
LOGODWHIZ

4. Queen Of A16
QUTYJOICE

5. Most Friendly Citizen
FRAIH

6. Favourite A16 Citizen
FRAIH
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Kbs468

biotechshola:
I have missed alot and i don't think i can read through..




Hardie14 dear..
How av u been? Hope cool.
Bami se delicacy sile o..i'm coming home soon..





To every beautiful citizen of the mighty GC,
I say 'PEACE'.

oko mi atata
olowori mi
ife mi
i cant wait to have u back home.
mo ti miss e like kilode. whathappening now