Some funny HEADLINES & PEOPLE you will find on NAIRALAND;

1. "HOW I FVCKED A NAIRALANDER TODAY"

•seriously, sleeping with a girl you met on NL and later make it publicity... I wonder if this is social achievement o.
I saw the news on the front that wizkid bought a mansion in Los angeles. I quickly caculated the guy age and minus it from my own and still have big odd remaining like "merrybet odd"
so na how i kpansh a NLder be my achievement to be publicised? SMH


2. "MY ORDEAL WITH A NAIRALAND TODAY"

• Honestly, I dont know what that Op was thinking yesterday. I think there was a news in the FP "Linda Ikeji wants to give a woman #500,000"
Linda Ikeji is a lady like you girls. abeg!! You gat what i'm saying ?


3. "HOW TO MAKE NAIJA GIRLS SLEEP WITH YOU"

• This Op.... mehn!! phewwww... I clean my face with my #50 hankerchief for you.
When Churchill, Tonto Dick A, I mean "Dike" husband, Churchill. A man like you went to Ondo state to donate to charity in his own motherland. you are here strategising "how to sleep with Naija girls".
well, God understood your own case shaa!! He will surely kill that old woman for ur village.


4. "8 KINDS OF GIRLS YOU SHOULD NEVER MARRY"

• Girls, shey una see some of una life? Girls are now bend down and select. Characterly or morally. Just take am it fit your body, if not matched drop it and take another one. Lolxxxxx

That one sef good. The only Bible even says that "Seeing is believing" so sampling is no longer a sin.
Lobatan!!


5. " WHAT SHOULD I DO, MY GIRLFRIEND NEVER SAYS I LOVE YOU"

• I wonder if this Op ever bought gift worth of 50k to his girlfriend before. I think money makes good acknowledgment! when u re rich Your wife calls you my "pluto or my jupiter, my weetheart or my sweet gizard"
If poor, she calls you "Daddy Tope or Baba Nkeshi"
As per bf-gf level, if u re rich she ask you "baby where are you now? But the other side... she'd ask "Ola where you dey biko?"
Hoping for a girl to tell u that "I love you" means you are not loaded or hopeless.

Get loaded Oga Ade.

5. "LALASTICLALA CREW"

• The crew will never stop calling Lalasticlala after they wrote something that headlines "SHE FINALLY DISAPPOINTED ME SHAA"
are this crew asking Lalasticlala to beg the girl to come back?
Even the LALASTICLALA name self pisses like heck! What in the underworld is lalasticlala biko?

Well make I apply break here before someone stones through their phone.

Lolxzzzzz.

"A NAIRALANDER COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET,I'M GAY by durentt."




" CAN MONEY BUY LOVE"

I PACK MY CAR AT THE GARAGE AND MY NEIBOUR STARTED LOOKING AT ME, WHAT SHOULD I DO? MAMAGEE

Carry am enter your room bros

HOW LALASTICLALA LICKED MY LEFT SCROTUM

funny op

I caught my girlfriend sniffing my boxers, should I dump her? Cc lalasticlala FP

8 WAYS TO WIN THE HEART OF LAGOS ISLAND GUYS (AJEBUTTERS) by Jadekitana,

It was as if catching island boys is a career path

lalasticlala:
I caught my girlfriend sniffing my boxers, should I dump her? Cc lalasticlala FP

lol

lalasticlala:
I caught my girlfriend sniffing my boxers, should I dump her? Cc lalasticlala FP

baba you've suffered oo

lalasticlala:
I caught my girlfriend sniffing my boxers, should I dump her? Cc lalasticlala FP

lalasticlala:
I caught my girlfriend sniffing my boxers, should I dump her? Cc lalasticlala FP

and most times you dey push am go fp

skarlett:
8 WAYS TO WIN THE HEART OF LAGOS ISLAND GUYS (AJEBUTTERS) by Jadekitana,

It was as if catching island boys is a career path

skarlett:
8 WAYS TO WIN THE HEART OF LAGOS ISLAND GUYS (AJEBUTTERS) by Jadekitana,

It was as if catching island boys is a career path

lalasticlala:
I caught my girlfriend sniffing my boxers, should I dump her? Cc lalasticlala FP

LoL. no dump her friend's younger sister's aunt

There is a very high possibility this thread will get to the promise land aka headquarters aka front page.

So let me relax here with my hot burkutu because no light. I need a lady to come sit on my lap so that i go relax well, well.

lalasticlala:
I caught my girlfriend sniffing my boxers, should I dump her? Cc lalasticlala FP

LwkM, it should hit frontpage, worse thread had hit the frontpage.

give them a little time and u will see headline like:
I WANT TO SEX MY GIRL. HOW WILL I PUT IT INSIDE?

WHY IS MY GIRLFRIEND ALWAYS SLEEPING AT ONE GUY HOUSE OVERNIGHT?

SHOULD I TAKE MY GARRI TONITE WITH OR WITHOUT WATER?

All of una God dey watch u live for supersport 3

My Girlfriend just told me I am childish,Do you think am childish? lalasticlala do the needful

lalasticlala:
I caught my girlfriend sniffing my boxers, should I dump her? Cc lalasticlala FP

how many mentions do you get in a day

I farted in a guys house what is going through his mind-MAMAGEE
Should i dickscipline this sixteen year old girl-JONAIFEME
Ten types of girls-Tosyne2much
Samsu oil-Humblegoodman
Give it to me from the back-Delectablegyal

lol

Lala, NL celeb! see as those boys up there dey quote am

Rate my ugly face

#airforce1

I was here

you will see topic like ,please i want to cook jollof, should i use rice?