Abbeyunique2:
Those hoes aint loyal. even if u have money, dick and time, a hoe will always be a hoe. They can't help it

Do you mean cutlass

There reasons r genuine, better than d ones we guys give wen caught in d act.

oo

vizkiz:
the way we are bashing women on nairaland nowadays... I come dey Pity them

Well, na them touch lion tail...

damola44:
Do you mean cutlass

u no like spade

tosyne2much:
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/03/10-excuses-ladies-give-when-their.html

EXCUSES WILL REMAIN EXCUSES
LET THE CHEATING GAME CONTINUE

Bottom line is that you can never be 'all that' enough to avoid having a cheating woman
Unless you're lucky to have a good woman, even if you're nothing.

There are no rules and no predictors to this sh1t. For men or women. It's difficult to accept but that's life.

wristbangle:


If u steal my spot next time eh! U go hear am


Nice one doc. Tosyne2much. Oya make I add my own!

11. He is not romantic

This excuse is too lame for a lady to justify her stance on cheating on her boyfriend. If she knows that he is not romantic enough, why can't she help out by giving him tips on how he can rock her world. Just that some guys are just too stiff to understand that been romantic is not about sex. Take for example, when you say sweet words to her, play with her hair, kiss her forehead, curdle her toes, even loosening her hairs atimes. The things can make a lady lost in his loving arms.

@Wristbangle, make we hear word, we are Nigerians first of all, how can a man full grown man be loosening a woman's hair in the name of love nwantiti, how would you feel if you see your dad loosening your mum's hair?? especially with your friends, African men do manly things dia ris division of labor in Naija, women play romance and men provide the $$, and we live happily ever after.

Dis is d part dt will burst ur head.
Boy enters room sees his GF on top anoda guy
GF shouts- Jizos! How did I get here, wats happenin, o no shey awon boy o use touch & follow

Hahahahahaha, @op your head they their
Your 100% correct
The they I caught my ex 3 and 4 was her excuse but as a sharp guy I no even waste tym,to duck the hell out of her before I finally dumb her sorry Ass.
Even at that she still want a come back
I quess she never still see a Dick as good and sweet as mine[color=#000099][/color]

so tosyn2much u get small d*ck and come stingy on top am!....

*packs my bag*...its better I leave,cos d kind cheating wey I go dey cheat ehh!...na 20 things wey gals dey say while caught u go start to dey write,not 10 anymore!

tosyne2much:
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/03/10-excuses-ladies-give-when-their.html

Of recent I even heard
'because you didnt propose. Propose or Ill continue'

From my view Nigerian girls are the most greedy and ungrateful set of women in the world..lazy and once you are dating them..they then see you as atm machine that vommits money to solve thier problems ...any girl wey I catch cheating ...na toh kick am straight...

mtchewwwwwwwww

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Fabulocity:
I'll be back

will be back where.just accept the simple truth and let the sleepy dog lie. If you're not guilty,haven't you seen... Let's see what you've got.

I was hornyy and you were nowhere to be found.

I think you're right.but that your stinginess. I no dey for that one oo..good research anyway.

Abbeyunique2:
Those hoes aint loyal. even if u have money, dick and time, a hoe will always be a hoe. They can't help it

Oh broda, bless you..

funnynation:
E get wetin my people dey talk ''oburo Jersey na-agba...system na-agba''.. Even if you get small Joystick like Wande Coal or long Joystick like Tuface or Lalasticlala and you no sabi use am, all na wash. I get mini size joystick but b4 enter field to play match, i go dey touch line make sure say I use my tongue and my finger give her ultimate satisfaction. When I finally enter field dey play match, my brother na only cry and moaning u go dey hear.. Thats why I dey play Jagaban anytime I dey bang make my compound people no hear noise..




Nairaland official comedian

Bwahahahaha lmao Na God go deliver u oooo

noblegrex:
I think you're right.but that your stinginess. I no dey for that one oo..good research anyway.

Shey na crime to dey stingy ni?

Only girls give such silly excuses, woe to any man that accepts such...

hmmmm

The most annoying thing is CHEATING.

All toto nah thesame.

All dicks nah thesame.

People who deny their partners sex end up making their partners cheats. Then they turn to accuse them.

She will finish the rest in the guard room vomit my investment on her to the military police

Naughtysite:

Oh broda, bless you..

amen. bless you too

That is why I prefer being single,@ least as long as I can! Why go into a sole relationship if you're not ready to give up self gratification just 4 your spouse? If you want to mess around,remain single & do all you want to do,when you want to do!

Well,not only ladies,guys cheat too & sometimes its not based on sexual act.

refiner:
so tosyn2much u get small d*ck and come stingy on top am!....

*packs my bag*...its better I leave,cos d kind cheating wey I go dey cheat ehh!...na 20 things wey gals dey say while caught u go start to dey write,not 10 anymore!

badest girl lol

Fabulocity:
I'll be back

Oh No!..Not again

tohpahz oya talk your own

stop reading and smiling...

because my msusuology is growing big and my brain can't accomdate @g@in

Na ten Everytime