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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Brimmie(m): 11:00am On Mar 15, 2016
[size=20]1. Most Reserved Female
BLIZZYDODO

2. Problem Solver
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3. Writer of The Year
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4. Mr Casanova
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5. Mz Karashika
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:01am On Mar 15, 2016
eaglevision:


u cant even talk to me again,dis one is serious o.there must b a solution *thinking *
haha no b so ooo.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Brimmie(m): 11:01am On Mar 15, 2016
Fraiser:
baba no mind me jor, e don tey wen I leave primary sku, I don forget simple arithmetic

SMH!

Apart from Yoruba and Agric, which other "subjects" did you even know?? undecided undecided
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:03am On Mar 15, 2016
Fraiser:
baba na u o, my syd gallant, am more dan ready for d april fool o. How graceland?
Graceland dey...we dey do am jejely
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 11:04am On Mar 15, 2016
Fraiser:
ok o... I still dey wait o
... Lolz... Haba..!!! I say i dey come naa...y u dey talk like dis ... .. Abi no b fruit salad? .relaxxxx.... . I say dey come!! *coming with a bucket of boiled water with fresh pepper and saying in ma mind *......no b today? U go chop that fruit salad, as E dey hot!!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 11:04am On Mar 15, 2016
Fraiser:
ok o... I still dey wait o
... Lolz... Haba..!!! I say i dey come naa...y u dey talk like dis ... .. Abi no b fruit salad? .relaxxxx.... . I say dey come!! *coming with a bucket of boiled water with fresh pepper and saying in ma mind *......no b today? U go chop that fruit salad, as E dey hot!!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 11:07am On Mar 15, 2016
eaglevision:



yesterday is gone but u can gimme watermelon today sha.
.. Lolz... Yes sir..!! By d way gud morning
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:09am On Mar 15, 2016
Fraiser:
lwkmd so u decide to watch d dirty linen of ur family outside, so you want citizens to know u hav been raising a child belongin to someone else, for your information I will be coming to claim my babe soon.
grin Hahahaha. No naaaa. Abi you don forget the case ni? The case is actually that of PSYCHOLOGICAL child Abuse ooo.

In case you have forgotten, be reminded as shown below grin

Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 11:13am On Mar 15, 2016
eaglevision:


wait sef,did u finish frm eksu or unad as it where?
Yeah..EKSU
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:14am On Mar 15, 2016
terrymason:
run inside thread pull pant shit 4 fraiser domot(frontage)... discharge pass DTOBS provision store! observe say egusi soup dey saint 4 Kbs468 hux, tip toe go he kitchen window(look everywhere with the kind of fraih sexy round eyes) no body dey around, stretch hand pass window, open pot(wow c meats) about to collect two pieces when I hear ole ole, turn back na qUTYJOICE tiny voice dey cause dis problem to my organize plan, dust my slippers begin gbaga(run) naso SPIXYTINXY start to pursue me(4 my mind dis girl na man oh), I just run 10 step ni every black 4 my eyes na OYEHOMIE blow my eyes as he bracket me 4 1 corner! b4 I say abeg na LOGODWHIZ(pressy) palace I dey sooo!
GC mk una come help me beg!!

NB: I didn't proof read the above story! so sorry 4 any error that might a raise! have a splendid day...
grin Don't worry and be rest assured that Baba God don pick your call from the Mason work wey you dey do because we have just discovered you to be multi talented just like many other Colleagues of ours here in Golden City grin

Good morning Bro
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 11:15am On Mar 15, 2016
Rukkyola:

I hear u. If u like go give girl belle 4 camp. OYO is ur case
Lol..trust me nah...i will pass...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jayloms: 11:15am On Mar 15, 2016
Jico87:


Na God o

Yes O! congrats Bossman!

I'm sure you must be glad to have been out before the recent proposition from the NUC to extend medicine to 11yrs which may ultimately end up becoming 12-13yrs when you factor in strike actions.

What are your thoughts on d proposition. Would you say it's justifiable and what we need in the medical profession at this time?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 11:16am On Mar 15, 2016
Rukkyola:

Kai! Mr counselor! I no need ur advice! Lemme alone na Biko. Am enjoining my life ryt now. I will let u know when I need ur advice. Thank u thank u
Councillor? Noooo....alryt i hear u o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 11:18am On Mar 15, 2016
Rukkyola:

I no know sey na so so trouble I go jamm 4 road dis morning. I 4 jejely dey sleep my thing. Na ur money I carry? Even d sent4rina wey get d money never show face. Waz ur concern? If d money finish, I go still go carry another one. Na under rug he dey keep. So u self fit go carry if u want. E no conSIGN me.
Lol...hands off oo....
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 11:18am On Mar 15, 2016
jubrealguy:
accepted bawo, na so the hustle bad reach? allow the queen of my heart...mother of my unborn children, iambibi temi nikan go dey serve Fraiser fruit salad every morning I'll rather not oo, so make una negotiate wella cos dat one na no go area.

Good morning jewel, are u seeing this?
lol..... Dear dnt mind dem...gud morning, hw was ur nite, hope u slept well...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 11:19am On Mar 15, 2016
terrymason:
I hail boss! I sight ya!
U b baba nah
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by walexitouk(m): 11:20am On Mar 15, 2016
Fraiser:
lol... Rukkyola dat oyo girl? I no get strenght for her wahala o, she go dey give my wife problem, my blizzydoDo is a cool headed woman, u dey even talk about twins, so u won make I add my own baby join d one wey don dey her belle, u nor try o

Loll. No tell me say change get to your side too!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Dhameelarhay(m): 11:22am On Mar 15, 2016
Kbs468:
FROM THE DESK OF A16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARD'S STEERING COMMITTEE

GOOD MORNING BLESSED SOULS OF THIS GREAT GATHERING CALLED GOLDEN CITY

'MISSING SOMEONE IS YOUR HEART'S WAY OF SAYING THAT YOU LOVE THEM' THAT'S HOW WE FEEL ABOUT YOU ALL grin

THE BELOW IS A GUIDE FOR THE TASK B4 US BETWEEN NOW AND 9:00 am WEDNESDAY MORNING, 16th of March, 2016

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MEANWHILE,



LET'S GO THERE CITIZENS! grin

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:23am On Mar 15, 2016
Fraiser:
i dey make sense too

Trust you
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:28am On Mar 15, 2016
Rukkyola:

Ur life don dey baje small small. 4 women are pregnant at a time 4 only u. OYO is ur case if they go born triplet beach
For where? aye ire ni yen. Abi you don forget say I b
1. Attorney General ,

2. Minister of Information and

3. Spokesperson for A16 Awards?

So, Owo yapa that if you steal even more than 500K from me, nobody go know had it been you no fear run away from me when I dey woo you claiming say my wives get Juju, whereas na you b Dchiefpriest's numba one customer.

Besides, you forget say the law wey you know talk say IF A MAN CAN MARRY 2 WIVES AND CAN SATISFY THEM BOTH FINANCIALLY AND 'STRENGTH-WISE', then he should marry ONLY 1 so as to save/reserve the bounties for additional WIFE for PRECAUTIONAL, SPECULATIVE and PREVENTIVE MOTIVES?

Same analysis applies to
3 = 2

4 = 3

And

5 = 4 maximum?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 11:31am On Mar 15, 2016
Jico87:

Thanks Quityjoice
Ya welcm man. Here to stay?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 11:35am On Mar 15, 2016
My brothers and sisters Do u knw that the Lord is a miracle worker ? a Girl sent me N200 airtime and she got promoted at work. The next day, a lady sent me N500 airtime and she got engaged to a very rich guy. The next day, another guy sent me N1000 airtime and he has been granted a visa to USA. Don't be left out. Why not send urs now and get ur testimony. The higher the amount, the bigger the miracle. Don't b left out. Hurry now b4 I stop collecting.




G O O D M O R N I N G Y ' A L L
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 11:36am On Mar 15, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Ya welcm man. Here to stay?
.. Surest Neighbor..... Gud morning and hw was ur nite......hope u slept well..

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by terrymason(m): 11:37am On Mar 15, 2016
Kbs468:

grin Don't worry and be rest assured that Baba God don pick your call from the Mason work wey you dey do because we have just discovered you to be multi talented just like many other Colleagues of ours here in Golden City grin

Good morning Bro
c complement oh! I dey roll 4 ground.....

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 11:40am On Mar 15, 2016
terrymason:
run inside thread pull pant shit 4 fraiser domot(frontage)... discharge pass DTOBS provision store! observe say egusi soup dey saint 4 Kbs468 hux, tip toe go he kitchen window(look everywhere with the kind of fraih sexy round eyes) no body dey around, stretch hand pass window, open pot(wow c meats) about to collect two pieces when I hear ole ole, turn back na qUTYJOICE tiny voice dey cause dis problem to my organize plan, dust my slippers begin gbaga(run) naso SPIXYTINXY start to pursue me(4 my mind dis girl na man oh), I just run 10 step ni every black 4 my eyes na OYEHOMIE blow my eyes as he bracket me 4 1 corner! b4 I say abeg na LOGODWHIZ(pressy) palace I dey sooo!
GC mk una come help me beg!!

NB: I didn't proof read the above story! so sorry 4 any error that might a raise! have a splendid day...


Lmao, so ya that thief we've bin looking for(scapegoat for today)..... Kneel down dere, abeg Spixy pass that block to me mk e carry am untop hiz head.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 11:42am On Mar 15, 2016
iambibi:
.. Surest Neighbor..... Gud morning and hw was ur nite......hope u slept well..

Morning Boo, twas fyn o n yurs? How far nah bin a whyl

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 11:45am On Mar 15, 2016
Qutyjoice:
My brothers and sisters Do u knw that the Lord is a miracle worker ? a Girl sent me N200 airtime and she got promoted at work. The next day, a lady sent me N500 airtime and she got engaged to a very rich guy. The next day, another guy sent me N1000 airtime and he has been granted a visa to USA. Don't be left out. Why not send urs now and get ur testimony. The higher the amount, the bigger the miracle. Don't b left out. Hurry now b4 I stop collecting.




G O O D M O R N I N G Y ' A L L

And anytin u collect....dnt forget me oo.... Bring and let us share!! grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 11:47am On Mar 15, 2016
Qutyjoice:


Morning Boo, twas fyn o n yurs? How far nah bin a whyl
.. Seriously... Av missed u... I only saw ur husband yesterday... I guess u slept very early last night....
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 11:47am On Mar 15, 2016
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®BLIZZYDODO
√ 2. PROBLEM SOLVER
®KBS468
√ 3. WRITER OF THE YEAR 2016
®CROBBOY
√ 4. MR CASANOVA
®OYEHOMIE
√ 5. MZ KARASHIKA
®RUKKYOLA
√ 6. BIGGEST MALE FLIRT
®FRAISER
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:48am On Mar 15, 2016
Qutyjoice:
My brothers and sisters Do u knw that the Lord is a miracle worker ? a Girl sent me N200 airtime and she got promoted at work. The next day, a lady sent me N500 airtime and she got engaged to a very rich guy. The next day, another guy sent me N1000 airtime and he has been granted a visa to USA. Don't be left out. Why not send urs now and get ur testimony. The higher the amount, the bigger the miracle. Don't b left out. Hurry now b4 I stop collecting.




G O O D M O R N I N G Y ' A L L
Hahahaha. Oyehomie, Abeg you sure say your in-laws no go collect your wife from you citing the fact dat u no fit tak kia of ya wife well well soo?

Becos d oda day na Fanta she dey request from outsaida wey you dey queri am say Fanta plenty 4 inside heat regulator oo. And today, she don turn dat attitude to a commerce now ooo sotey na all citizens shey dey approach now and no more one person oo.

And you know say that your in-laws dem, dem dey listen to Fraiser well well ooo 4 anytin wey hin talk for the family ooo because I remember my case when I dey woo him twin sister-Fraih ooo.

Infact my 10,000 tubers of yams still dey with am ooo but I don forget am sha say I no go collect am back.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 11:54am On Mar 15, 2016
iambibi:

And anytin u collect....dnt forget me oo.... Bring and let us share!! grin
Yu shd know ya my treasurer now
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 12:02pm On Mar 15, 2016
Kbs468:

Hahahaha. Oyehomie, Abeg you sure say your in-laws no go collect your wife from you citing the fact dat u no fit tak kia of ya wife well well soo?

Becos d oda day na Fanta she dey request from outsaida wey you dey queri am say Fanta plenty 4 inside heat regulator oo. And today, she don turn dat attitude to a commerce now ooo sotey na all citizens shey dey approach now and no more one person oo.

And you know say that your in-laws dem, dem dey listen to Fraiser well well ooo 4 anytin wey hin talk for the family ooo because I remember my case when I dey woo him twin sister-Fraih ooo.

Infact my 10,000 tubers of yams still dey with am ooo but I don forget am sha say I no go collect am back.

Nne, Daalu hun, Na ontop my matter yu write all dz? Chaii wetin I do yu nao? And ofcourse Oyehomie z so takn gud care of me, what I just did z nothing buh an advert (Na pastress alert Biko) Ask uncle shammak how he dey do hiz own n stop drinking tea untop my matter, by d way the Fanta I asked from that boi Na experiment I wan use am do.....And Capital YES Fanta full our house gidigba.



See my treasurer(IamBibi) for more info.....Shalom!

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