Seven things singles do when tired of being called "single"


This happens all the time. When a guy or a girl is tired of staying alone or "testing", they do most or all of the following subconsciously;

1. Expectantly call every unknown number they missed.

Have you been there before? People do it BUT among those that are termed "Single & Searching", it's on the high. Her voice changes He calls back, hoping to hear a girl's voice. If it's a guy (hardware), voicemail lo wa!


2. Attend every church meeting

I've met some who weren't serious with church activities before until they start getting to 27. Hmm, it's well. The guys, theirs is 30-33. They join the units with lots of girls like...


3. Fantasizing or playacting the meeting of their future spouse

You hear them say, " this is how I'm going to tell people we met each other"; maybe in a bus or a keke. Every outing is a call to fantasize: Is this gonna be the day? Eeyah, it is on the way.


4. Carrying other women's babies here and there

Carrying other people's babies become a hobby especially when those babies are "sweet", you know what I mean. Not the "cry-cry" ones o; that's what I mean.


5. Kissing their lil cousins or nephew, in a kinda way

Especially the emotional ones, they make a sport out of lip-kissing lil children in a playful manner. Please, biko, let's not expose these innocent ones to what we know nothing about. Cheeks, forehead, yes! Lips, No! That's a No-Go area. If you must do that, get yourself a mate.


6. Displaying bbm pins on social media

Well, while this is okay, sometimes, it has proven abortive as some folks lack the maturity to handle friendship in such a way that no one gets hurt. Most times, greed and lustful desires end up thwarting what could have been.


7. Frequently attending wedding ceremonies and all kinds of gatherings

Even burial ceremonies o! Lol! He/she can just be anywhere.


Being single is not a 'curse'. I believe, it's a time to really explore one's self and mind towards the future. Don't rush or hurry any relationship into marriage.

Do your best part and leave the rest. You can't force a guy or a girl to love you when there are over 100 people that wants to buy your 100 friends suya just to get your number. Take a chill pill!

The future is bright. Good day!

Awesome post

Lol...how come I was not in this categories when I am SINGLE ooohh maybe I was never tired to be single

Thinking of marriage in this current political administration and econmic situation coupled with the kind of nigerian ladies of nowadays is like signing your own ticket to hell.
Hit like if you agree

Thats when you are talking of ugly singles

KashyBaby:
Lol...how come I was not in this categories when I am SINGLE ooohh maybe I was never tired to be single

Haha: tourists never have time for guys. What a life!

LuveU2:
Thats when you are ugly singles

ok, since only you are handsome, write on behalf of handsome singles.

Strahovski1:
Awesome post

Thanks bro!

I am on reserve for that one man.

emusmith:


Haha: tourists never have time for guys. What a life!

Lol... ofcurz I do have time I can sit down and chat for a couple of hours while drinking my magarita

emusmith:
ok, since only you are handsome, write on behalf of handsome singles.

Unfortunately there are none here

boooring

Interesting write up.

Us wey never tire of single life nkor

KashyBaby:



Lol... ofcurz I do have time I can sit down and chat for a couple of hours while drinking my magarita

Hmm, she spends more time with her Margarita than on guys. I'm talking about One-on-one flowing...

Stupedinluv:
I am on reserve for that one man.

hmm, lucky man!

ClassCaptain:
Interesting write up.


Us wey never tire of single life nkor

haha, repent, Jesus loves you!

Their amen is usually the loudest when pastor says 'ur husbands shall locate you'. They join groups with the most eligible bachelors.

Very uninteresting write-up.

....

Not really true.

I think it's only those who are broke and single that do all these

G0ldcircle:
Their amen is usually the loudest when pastor says 'ur husbands shall locate you'. They join groups with the most eligible bachelors.

haha...someone speaking from experience

If not first to Fifth to comment i hate to post.


Remarkable piece

emusmith:
haha...someone speaking from experience

Ehen na. When we are looking for holy ghost filled and naira loaded partners. Double anointing.

emusmith:

Seven things singles do when tired of being called "single"


This happens all the time. When a guy or a girl is tired of staying alone or "testing", they do most or all of the following subconsciously;

1. Expectantly call every unknown number they missed.

Have you been there before? People do it BUT among those that are termed "Single & Searching", it's on the high. Her voice changes He calls back, hoping to hear a girl's voice. If it's a guy (hardware), voicemail lo wa!


2. Attend every church meeting

I've met some who weren't serious with church activities before until they start getting to 27. Hmm, it's well. The guys, theirs is 30-33. They join the units with lots of girls like...


3. Fantasizing or playacting the meeting of their future spouse

You hear them say, " this is how I'm going to tell people we met each other"; maybe in a bus or a keke. Every outing is a call to fantasize: Is this gonna be the day? Eeyah, it is on the way.


4. Carrying other women's babies here and there

Carrying other people's babies become a hobby especially when those babies are "sweet", you know what I mean. Not the "cry-cry" ones o; that's what I mean.


5. Kissing their lil cousins or nephew, in a kinda way

Especially the emotional ones, they make a sport out of lip-kissing lil children in a playful manner. Please, biko, let's not expose these innocent ones to what we know nothing about. Cheeks, forehead, yes! Lips, No! That's a No-Go area. If you must do that, get yourself a mate.


6. Displaying bbm pins on social media

Well, while this is okay, sometimes, it has proven abortive as some folks lack the maturity to handle friendship in such a way that no one gets hurt. Most times, greed and lustful desires end up thwarting what could have been.


7. Frequently attending wedding ceremonies and all kinds of gatherings

Even burial ceremonies o! Lol! He/she can just be anywhere.


Being single is not a 'curse'. I believe, it's a time to really explore one's self and mind towards the future. Don't rush or hurry any relationship into marriage.

Do your best part and leave the rest. You can't force a guy or a girl to love you when there are over 100 people that wants to buy your 100 friends suya just to get your number. Take a chill pill!

The future is bright. Good day!

Number 1

AlienStar:
Not really true.

what is really true? Write it

G0ldcircle:

Ehen na. When we are looking for holy ghost filled and naira loaded partners. Double anointing.

Yea, everything na double double. I hope you get wetin you dey find

donbenedict:
I think it's only those who are broke and single that do all these

Bold face!

charmmy:

Number 1

I got you there right?