HaneefahAde:


Lolz, what kids?

Nickymezor:
. Quite true

alexistaiwo:

jeez i can sense desperation here. judging by ur confrontational stance, am guessing u are way past the marriageable age without anybody foolish enough to marry a wasted loose material.
Dont worry u can always be a fourth wife

emusmith:
On your dp

HaneefahAde:


Lolz, what about them?

emusmith:

Seven things singles do when tired of being called "single"


This happens all the time. When a guy or a girl is tired of staying alone or "testing", they do most or all of the following subconsciously;

1. Expectantly call every unknown number they missed.

Have you been there before? People do it BUT among those that are termed "Single & Searching", it's on the high. Her voice changes He calls back, hoping to hear a girl's voice. If it's a guy (hardware), voicemail lo wa!

are you also waiting for mongo park

2. Attend every church meeting

I've met some who weren't serious with church activities before until they start getting to 27. Hmm, it's well. The guys, theirs is 30-33. They join the units with lots of girls like...


3. Fantasizing or playacting the meeting of their future spouse

You hear them say, " this is how I'm going to tell people we met each other"; maybe in a bus or a keke. Every outing is a call to fantasize: Is this gonna be the day? Eeyah, it is on the way.


4. Carrying other women's babies here and there

Carrying other people's babies become a hobby especially when those babies are "sweet", you know what I mean. Not the "cry-cry" ones o; that's what I mean.


5. Kissing their lil cousins or nephew, in a kinda way

Especially the emotional ones, they make a sport out of lip-kissing lil children in a playful manner. Please, biko, let's not expose these innocent ones to what we know nothing about. Cheeks, forehead, yes! Lips, No! That's a No-Go area. If you must do that, get yourself a mate.


6. Displaying bbm pins on social media

Well, while this is okay, sometimes, it has proven abortive as some folks lack the maturity to handle friendship in such a way that no one gets hurt. Most times, greed and lustful desires end up thwarting what could have been.


7. Frequently attending wedding ceremonies and all kinds of gatherings

Even burial ceremonies o! Lol! He/she can just be anywhere.


Being single is not a 'curse'. I believe, it's a time to really explore one's self and mind towards the future. Don't rush or hurry any relationship into marriage.

Do your best part and leave the rest. You can't force a guy or a girl to love you when there are over 100 people that wants to buy your 100 friends suya just to get your number. Take a chill pill!

The future is bright. Good day!

missyadorable:



Hehehehehe! Sorry Boy,i got married last yearpreparing for motherhood and am far away from 30...you need to grow up and I wish you get a job cos frustration is so written in your response.

ebyoma:
Op na you sabi

emusmith:


That's the right time bro

anochuko01:

ermmn, I actually meant ''searching'' for who to marry.....and not ''getting married''...

Stupedinluv:
I am on reserve for that one man.

olarhtunji:
funnynation

repogirl

jacksparrow

slap1


am back from d ban bro lalasticlala used on me that is to say u can take d boy away from nairaland but u can't take nairaland out of d boy!!!!!

olarhtunji:



am back from d ban bro lalasticlala used on me that is to say u can take d boy away from nairaland but u can't take nairaland out of d boy!!!!!

repogirl:
back from a ban but you obviously haven't learnt anything, have you?

frankkydee:










I'm the man u have been preserving urself for

emusmith:
Did you see the word, 'desperate' used?

elvictorus:
Sometimes its better to be single than married. Most men prefer BabyMama..

emusmith:

Seven things singles do when tired of being called "single"


This happens all the time. When a guy or a girl is tired of staying alone or "testing", they do most or all of the following subconsciously;

1. Expectantly call every unknown number they missed.

Have you been there before? People do it BUT among those that are termed "Single & Searching", it's on the high. Her voice changes He calls back, hoping to hear a girl's voice. If it's a guy (hardware), voicemail lo wa!


2. Attend every church meeting

I've met some who weren't serious with church activities before until they start getting to 27. Hmm, it's well. The guys, theirs is 30-33. They join the units with lots of girls like...


3. Fantasizing or playacting the meeting of their future spouse

You hear them say, " this is how I'm going to tell people we met each other"; maybe in a bus or a keke. Every outing is a call to fantasize: Is this gonna be the day? Eeyah, it is on the way.


4. Carrying other women's babies here and there

Carrying other people's babies become a hobby especially when those babies are "sweet", you know what I mean. Not the "cry-cry" ones o; that's what I mean.


5. Kissing their lil cousins or nephew, in a kinda way

Especially the emotional ones, they make a sport out of lip-kissing lil children in a playful manner. Please, biko, let's not expose these innocent ones to what we know nothing about. Cheeks, forehead, yes! Lips, No! That's a No-Go area. If you must do that, get yourself a mate.


6. Displaying bbm pins on social media

Well, while this is okay, sometimes, it has proven abortive as some folks lack the maturity to handle friendship in such a way that no one gets hurt. Most times, greed and lustful desires end up thwarting what could have been.


7. Frequently attending wedding ceremonies and all kinds of gatherings

Even burial ceremonies o! Lol! He/she can just be anywhere.


Being single is not a 'curse'. I believe, it's a time to really explore one's self and mind towards the future. Don't rush or hurry any relationship into marriage.

Do your best part and leave the rest. You can't force a guy or a girl to love you when there are over 100 people that wants to buy your 100 friends suya just to get your number. Take a chill pill!

The future is bright. Good day!

DSuperWoman:
long time. where have you been

justnnecky:
Am single and l don't do any of those 7 things mentioned, I believe we all have our ways of getting things.

skuribeebo:
see your live, till you become bad market, you go know.

emusmith:
Thanks frnd