Dey done hack nysc site again...
Let us hear from them officially on Monday..

Oyehomie:

No be so nah...i askd join say wettn ma wife do nah.....? A woman will always be a woman nah...nd if i no side ma wife na whose syd i go dey o?

Let dem know baby

LogoDWhiz:
Camping not up to 3 weeks again...

How?

***oh I grab

eaglevision:


qutyjoice is a fine geh,iya iya o
qutyjoice is a fine geh iya iya o
she turn around she turn around
she do yanga she cause gbege
but she's a little pweety damsel.

hehhehe,how was ur nyt?

I remember dz song, mk I sing anoda one join

Joy Joy- Yes Mama

Eatn Sugar- No Mama

Open Your mouth- Ah


Good PM bobo

greatestman:
Dey done hack nysc site again...
Let us hear from them officially on Monday..

Seconded

Testimony89:
U av bn forgiven bt u need to do mi a favour........

Ok, thanks. So what favour?

Congratulations. Nysc is officially cray

Fraiser:
wait o my inlaw no tell me sey na yoruba u b o, I always tink sey u b ijaw man from bayelsa or delta o because of dis ur monicker, na dia kyn name b dat

Omo Yoruba kuku ni boo. O 'tuish' Oye ni jawie

Fraiser:
am fyn cute, hw was your day?

.. Am gud.. . I dey see as u and eagle dey drag power... Lolz..

amodu:

Says who
If I don't like you, who will
and if I don't like you, who will I like

Okay mi gbo.

[size=20]NYSC Haff Mad!
APRIL 27th!![/size]

Good evening lovely fam....missed you guys plenty.

Mbok what is this thing that NYSC is doing ehn...odiro fair o.
Please anybody that can link any nysc official to confirm this news should do it ASAP.


One Love..

Buhari sef

Joyce21:
@ Quityjoyce, nice knowin i have a namesake in the house. Iambibi we can all be frends, we might end up been neighbours.
BTW, currently servin at Ekiti, a B15 house member

Waoh!! Welcm baby.....Awn How Ekiti now?

Qutyjoice:


Yu still need to tell me yur dpt babe, haha respect fun neighbor mi....Anyway I be correct City gurl sho gbo?

... Lolz.. No probs......

daudae1:
Breaking News!!! NYSC have just considerd shifting the ORientation camp date due to de non Passage of the BILL. The new date to be official soon.source NYSC official.

Pls whr did u get the info that it is because of the nonpassage of the bill?

SlazzyK:

Seconded

I move the motion to Camp.... Hahaha, 1st of April is still very much intact oooo.

buh come to think of it, 27th April to 13th May is just 17 days...... how manage?

hardiodun:
Ok, thanks. So what favour?

U av to b my closest friend in dis city?

OUR 'HUSBAND' HAS GONE MAD AGAIN!!! NYSC is officially the joke of the year.

if NYSC no wam mak we go camp dis year mak dem better tel us mak person kw wat to do nxt

iambibi:
... Lolz.. No probs......

I'm serious

Disregard any info about change of timetable.. It is the handiwork of cyber criminals to cause unnecessary apprehension and tension to prospective Corp members..

The timetable as of 6:36pm today remains unchanged. Orientation course for batch A 2016 stream 1 remains 1st April 2016

http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/NYSCalendar


Dunno how authentic this is but the date on the portal has not changed

AirstarKane:
DG ke omo I dey divorce am soon o the only responsibility he has is the twins.

What did he do ooo

eaglevision:
OUR 'HUSBAND' HAS GONE MAD AGAIN!!!
NYSC is officially the joke of the year.

Gbam, stamped....... Our eagle have spoken! Still waiting for Rukkyola's comment on dis issue.

OmoiyaAwax:
Wow good1 Alonso. Physics OOU.... Omoiya

Physics Unilag.

na that guy wey dey do count down for here I pity pass...so, we d have to start counting all over again...
the reasons they have for the change in date are the most flimpsy excuse ever:
1. the federal govt ain't buoyant enough to pay three batches of corpers at the moment for April(2015A, 2015B and 2016A) so 2015A gotta go finally first.
2. they haven't passed the budget....
3. from a source: they havent been able to deal totally with the hacked website and are still battling to fix it internally.....=for real why was I born in Nigeria ??

BlizzydoDo:
I de jare, I jus de observe ni. Yuu go like amebo oooo *winks*

lwkmd... Eaglevision see ur life outside, by now I tink u will learn to stop to dey do amebo for my wife. A faithful woman will never doubt d faithfulness of his husband, its normal for pple to try to scatter a peaceful home tru ameboism, bur a virtuous wife lyk my blizzydoDo will turn deaf hears... My luv for you is inexplicable to explain, ineluctable to avoid, inalienable to b taken away,incomparable to compare, incomprehensible to understand, indelible to b removed, indissoluble to b ended, inexpressible to b put down in words nd inextricable to b separated. I luv u babe

merikims:
fraiser I no dey ooo

lol... I understand, dont boda to talk too much

Testimony89:
U av to b my closest friend in dis city?

lol.... * Whistle blowing *... Oga Testimony89 gud evening oo

amodu:


Common, you don't have to....

Alla I am waiting to hear is about 'him'

I'll teL u in camera

haybee100:


Physics Unilag.

so we even plenty for here...unna GC committee se unna dey see now say na Physics plenty pass