If you stumbled upon this as you walked into your
2-room apartment, what will you do?

First give thanks to God, then start counting. We go come draw budget for the money, every naira must be accounted for and invested wisely.

I'll go out, fetch sand and pour on it, if it still stands, I'll lock ma door and windows and lie on it. Nxt day, I'll take 3 bundles and rush down to the market and get some hollandais for mum and isi-agu akwa oche for dad, then I'll invest the remaining not forgetting to give miself a treat too!

I'll stumble out of my 2-room apartment.

I will call Dasuki to come and collect his LOOT back! Abeg I no dey house.

ladyF:
First give thanks to God, then start counting. We go come draw budget for the money, every naira must be accounted for and invested wisely.

count it? these uncountable now

jopretty:
I'll go out, fetch sand and pour on it, if it still stands, I'll lock ma door and windows and lie on it. Nxt day, I'll take 3 bundles and rush down to the market and get some hollandais for mum and isi-agu akwa oche for dad, then I'll invest the remaining not forgetting to give miself a treat too!

funny...good that remember ya parent