Fraiser:
d problem b sey I no dey quick understand language bur may b I go fit pick d basis in a short tym sha, d yarinyan wey ABB1 promise me go dey teach me small small, bur d way u nd chommieblaq com dey gist for hausa na my friend DTOBS I pity pass, I just dey imagine hw e go dey feel now, especially wey iamdynamite dey show for d talk

lmaoooo.. And d worse part be say... We don already conclude!!! Case close!! Shikena!!

2nd of march to 30th of march to 1st of April to 27th of April

Rukkyola:

Baddoo!! Baba iya wan!

Evry single date picked 4 orientation camp was a hit back 2 back from march 2 to march30 to april 1..... April 27 ti take over

Beckytee:
Somalia KO liasoma ni

enh enh why u no won go dia, shey u see now sey dia several countries wey dey hope to b lyk nigeria, america does not bcom america in a day nd dos countries we refer to as developed countries hav dia own flaws... Pple wit big idears are really makin it big in nigeria, nd I know ours will not b different, we too can make it right here without workin as a slave in anoda man's country. All we need is dat big idears nd d grace of God... Bur wait o hope I never turn preacher sha, dis one wey I dey give sermon wen today no b sunday.

hardie14:

abi oo people like me that resigned since last month.
my plan was to go on tour of southwest for 3 weeks rest at home for one week and resume camp march 30. aprill 1st no even vex( just 2 days diff). now april 27!!!!!!!!!!.
what will i be doing
and am someone that tends to ads weight when not actively engaged.
i just dey perplexed since yesterday.

abeg I go happy if u can giv me som of dis wait o, me sef won add wait, if I chop from today till tomoro, I go just dey lepa anyhow, d tin don tire me

Classic90:
2nd of march to 30th of march to 1st of April to 27th of April

If they like, they should postpone it to 72 of April, OYO is there case. Afterall we are n d era of CHANGE.

Beckytee:
Evry single date picked 4 orientation camp was a hit back 2 back from march 2 to march30 to april 1..... April 27 ti take over

this thing wey u dey use joke dey pain person

Abbeyunique2:

alaigboran, sheybi i tell u say eddy nah player. paddy mi OYO is now ur case

Na true o. Una warn me o. I don already accept my fate. Abeg no live me 4 OYO, help me beg my sent4rina.
I go buy shoe 4 u wey u go carry go camp if u fit help me. Eshey!

iambibi:
lmaoooo.. And d worse part be say... We don already conclude!!! Case close!! Shikena!!

yehhh!!! I don die, if na me ehn na to carry dis una discusion go sabo sharp sharp go find abok.i wey go help me translate, or make I scatter dis place in no tym. Chai na gobe b dis one o, hope no b wetin go end jubrealguy luv carrear wit u b dis sha, I dey pity my friend down o

jubrealguy:
lol....dat boredom gangan na hin dey vex pple, some people even resigned only to enter GC see another thing. Anyway, allizzwell......i see say eddy don sweet-talk u run comot

Na so I c am. All d guys wey I dey jam 4 dis city just dey dump me anyhow. Am still hoping dat my sent4rina takes me back.

Rukkyola:

Na true o. Una warn me o. I don already accept my fate. Abeg no live me 4 OYO, help me beg my sent4rina.
I go buy shoe 4 u wey u go carry go camp if u fit help me. Eshey!

ok come meet me for house around 10pm make we discuss how we will beg sent4rina.

Beckytee:
Evry single date picked 4 orientation camp was a hit back 2 back from march 2 to march30 to april 1..... April 27 ti take over

lol... My advice b sey make everybody dey prepare for d worst o, dat is october/november because as tinx dey go lyk dis anytin fit happen. I don talk my own o

Fraiser:
owkeeeeee, I don sabi ur type, na d husband wey u see u dey luv, I pity dis ur husbands o

U unko? No b dsame thing we b. No b almost all d girls 4 dis city u don toast. Abeg lemme o

Chommieblaq:

Toh shekina, ki tia ni, ki mishi magana, don na fara sonshi sosai

.. Tow na ji... Ama kafin maigida nki, zai zamowa cikin fushi yayin in ya ji labarin mu... Lol

iambibi:
.. *smiles* rukky rukky... alright dear... No worry ur sef... I go try my best... U hear.. Lwkmd

Okay. Thanks. I won't despair. Am putting my hopes n u. I trust u o . No fall my hand. Any time wey u site am, help me beg am.

Fraiser:
yehhh!!! I don die, if na me ehn na to carry dis una discusion go sabo sharp sharp go find abok.i wey go help me translate, or make I scatter dis place in no tym. Chai na gobe b dis one o, hope no b wetin go end jubrealguy luv carrear wit u b dis sha, I dey pity my friend down o

.. Lolz...haba Farrrrrrrr from dat....

Abbeyunique2:

this thing wey u dey use joke dey pain person

baba nobody wey dis tin no pain o, bur if we put am for mind com dey sad upandan, e go do us more am dan gud.

Abbeyunique2:

this thing wey u dey use joke dey pain person

baba nobody wey dis tin no pain o, bur if we put am for mind com dey sad upandan, e go do us more harm dan gud.

Rukkyola:

Okay. Thanks. I won't despair. Am putting my hopes n u. I trust u o . No fall my hand. Any time wey u site am, help me beg am.

.. Lwkmd.. .ok ma..

Abbeyunique2:

ok come meet me for house around 10pm make we discuss how we will beg sent4rina.

I no fit come ur house o. U know how dis city take dey na. Na so so gossipers full d city. Even u self dey among them. Make we meet 4 gate.

Fraiser:
baba nobody wey dis tin no pain o, bur if we put am for mind com dey sad upandan, e go do us more harm dan gud.

I'm looking out for my wife ni, i no wan make dem nairaland bullies troll her. you knw say boys are not smiling

iambibi:
.. Lolz...haba Farrrrrrrr from dat....

u sure? If one hausa guy enter dis city now, no b language una go take finish everytin wey my friend go dey tink sey na family matter una dey discuss

Rukkyola:

I no fit come ur house o. U know how dis city take dey na. Na so so gossipers full d city. Even u self dey among them. Make we meet 4 gate.

chai, i would let the categorization slide.
*
don't worry, if u cover ur face, people no go recognise

AirstarKane:
I don laugh throwey food o this is so funny

Babe, abeg eat finish before you laugh....
No throwey food because of me.

But seriously when anybody asks me now my usual response is....* In WizKids voice*....I can't explain..

Rukkyola:

U unko? No b dsame thing we b. No b almost all d girls 4 dis city u don toast. Abeg lemme o

kai leave dat tin, na man I be na, u na woman, no b d same right we get for dat kyn matter na. Se o ti gbagbe ni, mo le laya pupo ko si n to buru, tobirin ba loko meji odashewo, tobirin ba loko meji illegal ni.

In my own humble opinion, the Nysc should kuku allow both streams to go on April 27...
Also, it will be better if someone can write to them and make our complain official..

#A16standswithApril
#A16SaysNo

Fraiser:
enh enh why u no won go dia, shey u see now sey dia several countries wey dey hope to b lyk nigeria, america does not bcom america in a day nd dos countries we refer to as developed countries hav dia own flaws... Pple wit big idears are really makin it big in nigeria, nd I know ours will not b different, we too can make it right here without workin as a slave in anoda man's country. All we need is dat big idears nd d grace of God... Bur wait o hope I never turn preacher sha, dis one wey I dey give sermon wen today no b sunday.

I tire for you ooooo.... na to just take to fate jejely, make I go register for one Barber's shop. na to learn barbing e remain

Abbeyunique2:

this thing wey u dey use joke dey pain person

wu tell u say e no dey pain me? u won make I kill myself untop the change wey we dey experience for naija ni. serious talk joor. come go stand for me for this Barber's shop as he dey ask for oniduro

Abbeyunique2:

I'm looking out for my wife ni, i no wan make dem nairaland bullies troll her. you knw say boys are not smiling

lol... Baba na tru o, dis one wey bois dey vex for nysc, if dia mind com later com down, of which na hin go still b d case, den go vex com dey snatch wife wey dem go take keep company till april 27 ni o dat will b if nysc no still change am, u better hold ur wife tyt o

Fraiser:
u sure? If one hausa guy enter dis city now, no b language una go take finish everytin wey my friend go dey tink sey na family matter una dey discuss

.. S be like say.. U want make i giv u clue abt wetin we dey talk abi... Ok.. I go giv u... D number one clue na iamdynamite.... U don kno d rest naa..

Beckytee:
wu tell u say e no dey pain me? u won make I kill myself untop the change wey we dey experience for naija ni. serious talk joor. come go stand for me for this Barber's shop as he dey ask for oniduro

ok. i will ask one of my boys to do the oniduro

Fraiser:
kai leave dat tin, na man I be na, u na woman, no b d same right we get for dat kyn matter na. Se o ti gbagbe ni, mo le laya pupo ko si n to buru, tobirin ba loko meji odashewo, tobirin ba loko meji illegal ni.

Illegal ko. Se o ti gbagbe ni, what a man can do, a woman can do better. If a man can laya pupo, a woman can also loko pupo. Fi mi le je kin jaye.