joseph1832:
Forgive my forwardness my fair maiden. Thou should know, its never nice to keep a flower as ripe as thee, waiting...

Thou should also know, that thine flower, shouldst not be plucked, might lead to bruising of its petal, which might further damage it.

Once again, my fair maiden, I crave your pardon.

JeffreyJamez:


Hahahaha see this one..

Oliviaarims:

So it seems...

Well, welcome back!

nanauju:

I didn't write any Personal Text

chibwike:
yeah bro... Longest time....pls do recommend.

tosyne2much:
Make I woo Hate.U2 shey? Baba, the babe no go wan date someone like me jhor cos she don tear eyes pass me


Make una woo her jhor

wristbangle:


That means that " your signature" is for me?

Cutehector:
jadekitana is it then.. fixed

Cutehector:
lol. Let's show dese babes hw we wooed their grandmothers in the 80s.

Smellymouth:
Aswear to God, if any dude goes close to Angelberry, this will be my reaction :::

nanauju:
They're yours

naijaboiy:

Okay...but there is someone to woo her already. That means you both will battle each other.

Tallesty1:
I am available for hire.

lezz:
[b]Misspicy, You know i don't need this thread to paint my heart to you.

I have wanted you long before this.

To share my bed and life!!!

Misspicy, my feet have gone weary
And my heart has become numbed with pain.

I have chased you through the streets of nairaland with a rose, my surname and the promise of forever!!!

You decline still

And my heart bleeds

I have travelled all the routes to the 6 regions of Nigeria.


But the road to your heart still eludes me!!!

Could you stop my bleeding heart?

Give me just a fraction of your heart

And ease the agony of life without you.


I know the thoughts of Leslie darkens the shadows of your heart atimes!!!

And my lifestyle quenches the embers of fire you may have for me!


I'm complicated, no doubt.


But i believe in reincarnation.

You were the last sight, a light of hope my eyes beheld before i lost my last life!!!

And I've dedicated this life to making you the centre of my quest!!!


Take forever to decide if you must!!!

The fires you have stoked in my heart will burn forever until you realize that you were designed for me.


Every curve of your body was cast my God himself to meet my specification.


The formation of your breasts stirs the flow of my blood.


Each post you make, even the most silly ones bring desire to my eyes.


All my senses come alive whenever you come around!!!

Patch up my bleeding heart

And i swear, ill make you see what the future holds for you.


Meet me outside.

And let tomorrow begin today


[/b]

Smellymouth:


Egbon, we know ur matters..

refiner:


....so?

Tallesty1:
Please swerve make I see better client.

Estharfabian:
OMG! Is it hot in here?


Coz I'm practicably sweating in here!
Words betray me...

Asslicker:
look...let me be straight here Esther.
I'm not A poet.
I'm not Rich.
I'm not even that cute
I have just 2-packs. But im workingOut just for You
I don't have a pink-lips Buh...
...I'd get my lips tattoed for u
I'm not even half as smart as You are.

If You overlook these shortcomings..
I promise I'll be Yours forever.
I'll tattoo Your name on my heart.
I'll get all the packs and muscles in the world.
I'll hustle and make money. Just for You

...I just need one thing from You my love, Just one thing.

YOUR HEART!

LoL!



Awwwwwwwwwwwee....
OMG! I think I'm In Lust!


You'd die for me, wouldn't You?

Lie and I'll kill You!

Cutehector:
sure, no problem... fix my name as a contender

PinkBarbie:
Lol but I'm not yet ripe.

naijaboiy:

Wooing wey e be say I lose woefully that time.

I remember say I cry well well. My heart was broken.

HateU2:
oya hire urself and woo me

naijaboiy:

I can still woo again if I want, but I won't be able to organize the show effectively.

You get?

You can send a pm if it's really important so we don't derail. Your choice tho.

naijaboiy:

Well...that is left for you and the girl to decide. If you both choose to become more than friends offline, it is very acceptable.

Tallesty1:
Please swerve make I see better client.

ROTFLOL!!!

Dklef:
Misspicy my love for you is bigger than mount Everest.
You phisique needs body work girl, so i will never rest!

My heart melts at just the splash of your name on my mentions.
I aint exactly a bad leader but i became your folower.
The things your body is blessed with even make other girls wanna borrow one

You are a beuty from the skies girl.
The road you pass, them nor born any other babe to dey pass there!



Pardon my slangs yea?
But the way you glow don make my eyes swell.

And i swear,
i'll show you love you've never seen.
I'll make you smill to the bank join.
Trust me, i wont go all stingy on you cos your love is my love,
And shouldnt my flaws be your spur?

You people are wasting your lines o.

This is not the wooing thread. You guys should chiiiiiiiiiil!!!!!

Tallesty1:
*cuts off her tongue*

So Unromantic!