forkadict:


No wahala baby. Notin dey happen. U can trust me on that.

@All, it's official. It's now 1960-2.

I know it ain't easy cos I've treaded that path before. But please make the best use of the wait...

forkadict:

@All, it's official. It's now 1960-2.
I know it ain't easy cos I've treaded that path before. But please make the best use of the wait...

lambalamba:



1960.... Remains same with his earlier code.. thats About 60 people.

-2.... Invites in Q2

My thots...

forkadict:
LOLZZZZ. Bobz na wa o. One can no longer post innocently without folks reading meanings into my posts.

I just meant that there are 2 slots reserved. One for @ladyF for teaching me how to add special effects to posts on Nairaland like this [size=40pt]one[/size].

And the second slot was reserved for @Ezinne1990 for obvious reasons.

The remaining slots are still up for grabs.

By the way, I thot the general concensus here is that folks are not interested in anything short of specific date for the rapture?

cashme28:
An uncle tells his nephew, Junior, "If u take 1st in class i would buy you a new shoe before school resumes for the next term". Junior takes 1st in class and runs to his uncle, "Uncle see my report card, i took 1st in class". Uncle is happy and keeps silent about his promises for a long while.

2 days before school resumes, Uncle tells Junior, "I still remember my promise to you, i would buy you the shoe soon, u hear". Junior smiles and is ecstatic that his uncle has actually not forgotten his promise.

Mid-way into the new term, the Uncle comes back and says, "Junior, don't worry, your new shoe is coming soon". Junior nods in acceptance.
3 more terms have passed and Junior's Uncle is still promising to buy him the shoe.

What would Junior do?

1.) Junior knows that he did not beg his Uncle to buy him a new shoe, his Uncle said it out of his own volition.
2.) Junior knows that his Uncle has the money to buy him the new shoe.
3.) Junior is very much aware that if his Uncle had not promised to buy him the new shoe, he would still have managed his old shoe to school.
4.) Junior is not happy that his Uncle is delaying in keeping to his promise.
5.) Junior also knows that he cannot force his Uncle to fulfill his promise.
6.) Junior continues to carry 1st in class, whether his Uncle buys him the new shoe or not.

Be like Junior.

forkadict:
By the way, I thot the general concensus here is that folks are not interested in anything short of specific date for the rapture?

Badema:


Chairman na condition dey mek cryfish bend ooo!

forkadict:


LOLZZZZ. I understand my broda. It is well.

cashme28:


Infact, the way e be now eh... i dey find meaning of this "LOLZZZZ" and "It is well" wey u just type...*decoding tins*

cashme28:


Infact, the way e be now eh... i dey find meaning of this "LOLZZZZ" and "It is well" wey u just type...*decoding tins*

Badema:


Oga Forkadict happy weekend oo
Wow so much permutations to that! Where are the gurus? Come help with this 1960-2 oo
60-2=58
69-2=67
96-2=94
61-2=59
91-2=89
19-2=17
90-2=88
196-2=194

Therefore (300,120,60) - (1960-2) = NLNG2016 recruitment

I no think say this one na maths oo!

epic5:
I think it is clear and easy though.
In the year of our Lord 1960 Nigeria gained her independence. 1960-2 implies our long awaited independence will be achieved in Q2.

naastyme:
Even after @Forkadict don put disclaimer for this code-racle ena still dey analyse? Kwantinyu...

naastyme:
Even after @Forkadict don put disclaimer for this code-racle ena still dey analyse? Kwantinyu...

ItsTime4me:
Just imagining how those that would get a regret eventually would feel after this long wait. Nlng make una get human sympathy and wrap this whole thing, except ofcourse you guys want to absorb everyone left. Hoping for the best though, cos # I still believe in Jah's undeserved kindness

GetPosted:
Guys, do you know anyone who did his/her assessment in Lagos/Port Harcourt but got a regret mail?

Uchboggy:
valid question please

Me don't know though

GetPosted:
Guys, do you know anyone who did his/her assessment in Lagos/Port Harcourt but got a regret mail?

tygrins007:
This wick is the weak

tygrins007:
This wick is the weak

tygrins007:
This wick is the weak

lawisong:
3 years of unending Recruitment. If na ex-militants training overseas dem for don conclude am since and send dem abroad for training. But because we're law-abiding citizens so they treat us like trash. God go punish NLNG and Nigeria for insulting the intelligence of the unemployed graduates in dis country. If i had a gun I'll shoot top management first. Nonsense.

ItsTime4me:
This guy, heeeeeeeeeh, be careful of what u say o. No make wetin happen for 1769 to repeat hesef o.

lawisong:
3 years of unending Recruitment. If na ex-militants training overseas dem for don conclude am since and send dem abroad for training. But because we're law-abiding citizens so they treat us like trash. God go punish NLNG and Nigeria for insulting the intelligence of the unemployed graduates in dis country. If i had a gun I'll shoot top management first. Nonsense.