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Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 10:02pm On Mar 19, 2016
KINGinVAHALA2:

The thing also tire me my guy. hehehehehehe

secondary school lines everywhere *run outta tread*

Hehehe ... I just dey observe 30+ dry wooeing.. i hope the ladies do better..
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nienie(f): 10:02pm On Mar 19, 2016
ClassCaptain:



you are laffing. Is this a laffing matter,, ehn.,.. Ehn

u have to force me to go the ways of our ancestors born before us in the olden days .

This relationship is now not sweet u afta all. I am now going to collect the ring from the dead gecko lizard mouth. Have been saving it for the rainy day.

Thank God ...it works with profile pixs as the charm community is now a global village.

Ehm.. And sorry i had to do this but this is in the interest of our children., the destiny of the world rests on it...

*Going to pick secret ring from under iroko tree.*


you deserve a hug..lol
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by refiner(f): 10:02pm On Mar 19, 2016
olajorn:
Refiner u don go change your dp,because of wooing challenge...God is watching you in HD

lol!....how u take know say I change my dp?....wetin carry ur eyes go dere ehh?undecided
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Monalisa185(f): 10:02pm On Mar 19, 2016
pinceprinz:


I been doing better than i used to do mate. You just went mute suddenly I feared I'd lost a damsel forever smiley

hehehehe, forgive me, I actually decided to a lil break off NL... nah, you didn't lose no one, mahn...

what you been up to?
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by refiner(f): 10:05pm On Mar 19, 2016
timidapsin:
Ginius95 I think I made her smile embarassed
u truly made me laugh...not even smile!

I knew u will never dissapoint me!smiley
u made me stand tall among oders!....am glad!smiley

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Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Smellymouth: 10:06pm On Mar 19, 2016
prettythicksme:
grin Shebi na u wan tear bra,infact pieces am!
shocked shocked shocked

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Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by refiner(f): 10:07pm On Mar 19, 2016
KingRex1:
I hrd some goons dey wait you by 21:00. U berra go nd hide.


its 22:08 now!....still waiting for d goons!undecided
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by refiner(f): 10:08pm On Mar 19, 2016
Keketu:
rafiyatu smiley
meaning?undecided
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 10:09pm On Mar 19, 2016
Smellymouth:

shocked shocked shocked
U must tear ooo cheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by refiner(f): 10:10pm On Mar 19, 2016
rexmania:
From rexmania
To refiner
Hello gal . From my introduction show my Id. Without wasting much time of the audience .Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you! The main purpose of this write up is to ask out for a date


blushing seriously!...smiley..fanks hun!.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 10:11pm On Mar 19, 2016
joshsmarty:


Hehehe ... I just dey observe 30+ dry wooeing.. i hope the ladies do better..
Lol, i thought i was in this alone. Seriously, some persons need to go buy those #100 LOVE and ROMANTIC books and read it from beginning to the end. Atleast such would help them a little.

If you re anxiously waiting for the ladies version, i would advice you use the time in doing something else bcus theirs always end up been worst.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by olajorn(m): 10:12pm On Mar 19, 2016
refiner:


lol!....how u take know say I change my dp?....wetin carry ur eyes go dere ehh?undecided
because I know what you can do grin grin...I know you are looking for husband...I get 2 babes in mind to woo.if they are not available,i will come for...#startpraying
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 10:12pm On Mar 19, 2016
Monalisa185:


hehehehe, forgive me, I actually decided to a lil break off NL... nah, you didn't lose no one, mahn...

what you been up to?
Its good, here is such an addiction for me too and I've been able to work my way around that,Glory! cheesy

Nothing new; work -study-chill-work-study-chill... -The usual routine. U?
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by refiner(f): 10:15pm On Mar 19, 2016
timidapsin:
Refiner embarassed do I still deserve to have your contact details cry


yea!...buh DAT will be after d competition....if u win!smiley
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by refiner(f): 10:16pm On Mar 19, 2016
Ginius95:




Timidapsin Falling In Love Happens Once In 40 Years. Grab The Opportunity Girl. grin



GINIUS #I_AM_A_RENEGADE

grin...I just dey laff!...guys self!

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Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by ariyike23(f): 10:16pm On Mar 19, 2016
Phew..i read tru.. men be wooing ladies since 19.00 BC..
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by ronald4lif(m): 10:17pm On Mar 19, 2016
It's TheSonOfMark wooing anyone? Whoever he's wooing I am too. Let's know who the real KingSLAY is once and for all. undecided

But it must be done with simple English though as I don't have power to go through dictionary with all those powerful vocabs of his. grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by McLove(m): 10:17pm On Mar 19, 2016
Princeparix:

Person d woo him sister? You no know say she be my sister ni

I dey find one beta babe to woo because I never dey married like daxlasaint.... Shut my prospective wife dey Yankee dey kpolo Kendrick Lamar.

So bro why don't we woo d same lady. Last time I was up against koppa.

You, neyoor and i

Lol, not bad nah.. I just pray I still remember all these punchlines...

So who do you suggest we battle for?
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Smellymouth: 10:17pm On Mar 19, 2016
prettythicksme:
U must tear ooo cheesy


undecided undecided I nor wan tear again

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Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 10:17pm On Mar 19, 2016
KINGinVAHALA2:

Lol, i thought i was in this alone. Seriously, some persons need to go buy those #100 LOVE and ROMANTIC books and read it from beginning to the end. Atleast such would help them a little.

If you re anxiously waiting for the ladies version, i would advice you use the time in doing something else bcus theirs always end up been worst.

grin grin are you saying I should roll my mat? Errrrm smellymouth come roll this mat go keep for house I want branch somewhere . embarassed
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by ariyike23(f): 10:18pm On Mar 19, 2016
refiner:



yea!...buh DAT will be after d competition....if u win!smiley

U take style fine..lol,no homo ..im strait yeah
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 10:19pm On Mar 19, 2016
KINGinVAHALA2:

Lol, i thought i was in this alone. Seriously, some persons need to go buy those #100 LOVE and ROMANTIC books and read it from beginning to the end. Atleast such would help them a little.
If you re anxiously waiting for the ladies version, i would advice you use the time in doing something else bcus theirs always end up been worst.


Egon! The real game never start now.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 10:19pm On Mar 19, 2016
cruzita:
chai!!!!! I pity the chics wey dey ur class those days ,u go don full their head finish
Na so na grin how yhur sports career na? wink
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by ClassCaptain(m): 10:20pm On Mar 19, 2016
Nienie:


you deserve a hug..lol


gerrahere outta here woman.. Who wants your hug.. Ehn

*she moves and careeses my head*

ehn. Ehn... You want to get me thru my weak point abi...u want

*she increases the tender caress as her soft hands roams freely on my bony chest*

chai.. Jenny..jenny ..u sha know how to get me sha .. Oh ..oh ohh ... Uh lalalaa.(the thing is sweetened me now sweet on my skin)

get your hands off me!!! .. It will not work..it will not work.


U think you can seduce me. No. Am going to iroko tree tomorrow and retrieve the ring of love from the rotten yellow lizard i killed with a catapult,

now go and sleep before i change ,my mind and go tonight..

*goes to room as i watched her lovely backside wiggle..*

...


Well ..
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by timidapsin(m): 10:20pm On Mar 19, 2016
refiner:


u truly made me laugh...not even smile!


I knew u will never dissapoint me!smiley

u made me stand tall among oders!....am glad!smiley
happy I didn't disappoint smiley
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lordfalcao(m): 10:23pm On Mar 19, 2016
pinceprinz:


Exactly why I adore threads of this sort. Pushes you to get creative ; stimulating the brain by 'cracking' it is never a bad habit bro! Awaken your hypothalami ! let it feel and express you!! -its Rosaceous!
in summary, what are you saying?
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 10:24pm On Mar 19, 2016
refiner:



blushing seriously!...smiley..fanks hun!.
Blush ,serious and tankz don't ryhme sorry dear dat am saying thiz. Let get serious
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Tallesty1(m): 10:24pm On Mar 19, 2016
KingTom:
sir how you doing. Been a while
Yea! I was in Nairaland prison.


I am good, hope all is well with you?
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Tommfrench(m): 10:25pm On Mar 19, 2016
haven't done this in a long while,


hmmm....well,


I'd like to woo redgem smiley



but uhmm, that's if she's cutout for it tho.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 10:25pm On Mar 19, 2016
ClassCaptain:


in my excitement.. I failed to type in my all..

The rest has now be modified in the same post..

I see poems everywhere... Poems stolen from online poetry sites... I rather painstakingly spend quality time brainstorming for the perfect choice of words, litotes, euphemism, synedoche , oxymoron and more that is clearly befitting and worthy of a true queen than go and scribble down some primary school poems as if i am to approach a ss2 girl.

The difference is clear.true quality is never done in a rush my dear

I do not have to lie .. Whatever that is gotten with lie never lasts.. This is afact u can attest to.. I dont want to make the same mistake ;(
bros u r wasting ur time grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by AfricanApple(f): 10:26pm On Mar 19, 2016
Lsofdk:

i must say age is telling on naijaboiy 's eyes how did he miss this
This? what is 'this'
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 10:26pm On Mar 19, 2016
Neyoor:



Egon! The real game never start now.
Yeah, i know bro, i know. And i also know i would laugh out my intestines when the real game starts. Hehehehehe

Are you wooing any?

@naijaboy when is the date and time for the real game?

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