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Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:07am On Mar 20, 2016
Smellymouth:



Am gonna be by your side tonight hun.. wink we are gonna be wide awake in dreamland, holding hands, sharing kisses kiss kiss

Sure, am listening smiley
Let me see your face
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:09am On Mar 20, 2016
Smellymouth:


Aro, na Odin get power pass oo. I know say u dey pass out but LT will always remain LT..Very soon,once the LT.drop the 11 vowels digits,na maroon things and overboard grin.
Obembe, i swear you nor get chill at all. lol

Too much cap.ping can never full a basket, but c.ap with sense abeg. lol

I gat lot of LTs on nairaland secretly following me, and they will overboard me if what they reads seems obvious. lol

So, pls lets relate like normal bst/villagers.
We surely would see ourselves in panama on they last day. *wink]




Have you asked her the question on my behalf?
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:09am On Mar 20, 2016
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Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Smellymouth: 12:11am On Mar 20, 2016
Angelberry:

Let me see your face

Lol. Definitely not on NL. grin. Do I also get to see urs? tongue
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:12am On Mar 20, 2016
Smellymouth:

Sorry, it's Unholy. I just can't help it.. tongue
No more hug till 2017cheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:14am On Mar 20, 2016
Smellymouth:


Lol. Definitely not on NL. grin. Do I also get to see urs? tongue
Hmmm.....no qualms
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by nanauju(f): 12:19am On Mar 20, 2016
Dklef:


You've replied?

Btw, you refuse to answer my previous mention the other thread. Not nice!
Sorry about that. Can you please post the link of the thread so I can check?
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Smellymouth: 12:20am On Mar 20, 2016
KINGinVAHALA2:

Obembe, i swear you nor get chill at all. lol

Too much cap.ping can never full a basket, but c.ap with sense abeg. lol

I gat lot of LTs on nairaland secretly following me, and they will overboard me if what they reads seems obvious. lol

So, pls lets relate like normal bst/villagers.
We surely would see ourselves in panama on they last day. *wink]




Have you asked her the question on my behalf?

In Iceland, we don't use leaking basket grin
grin the LT still dey dry land..once e enter ship, e go reply
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Smellymouth: 12:21am On Mar 20, 2016
Angelberry:
Hmmm.....no qualms

Lol.. u want it tonight?
Drop ur digits lemme add u up on WhatsApp grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:21am On Mar 20, 2016
Neyoor:



I only need capable and tough hands like you to compete with but since u're shying away from this game. I guess I would also abscond.



Wait, let me even call the girl to see if she would be available for this game.


Mynd1- I want to woo you in this wooing challenge.
I understand you bro, and sincerely i would hv been a WORTHY OPPONENT, but i just dont want to be involve in these kinda stuffs again.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:22am On Mar 20, 2016
Smellymouth:

Lol.. u want it tonight? Drop ur digits lemme add u up on WhatsApp grin
You know the answer
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Smellymouth: 12:23am On Mar 20, 2016
Angelberry:
No more hug till 2017cheesy

Arrhhhhh?? Before the ban commences, lemme give u something I ve always wanted to do:::

Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Smellymouth: 12:24am On Mar 20, 2016
Angelberry:

You know the answer
So how do you get to see my pictures??
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:26am On Mar 20, 2016
Smellymouth:

So how do you get to see my pictures??
You can upload in your dp for 10 secs and take it down.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Smellymouth: 12:28am On Mar 20, 2016
Angelberry:
You can upload in your dp for 10 secs and take it down.

Are you gonna do the same?
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Denuga002(m): 12:28am On Mar 20, 2016
With you I feel so fine Babe believe me you----Love is no crime How I wish you could be mine cuz I want you as my bride Darling my love for you is simply divine Let ' go somewhere to dine, ma lil porcupine
Even though you might' screen' me like a maltina dance Hall audition Remember, ma love 4 u is never like a green house emission Forget about d age or level Cuz my love for you won't make you tremble
All it took was a look and I fell into your hook You're worth waiting for Cuz without you my life is two plus two minus four


Dedicated to any nairaland babe dat fell in love wid this

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Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:30am On Mar 20, 2016
According to the book of ...., it says 100% ruggedity with no intelligence is equal to 0/100. Hehehehe
Smellymouth:


In Iceland, we don't use leaking basket grin
grin the LT still dey dry land..once e enter ship, e go reply
My guy, what is still keeping you? take her away from dry land and safely drop her in your ship. Thats where she deserve to be seen, with "KINGS".

Where is my apology from her? Ok, relax, let me seek it myself.

@Angelberry
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by EzePromoe: 12:30am On Mar 20, 2016
Cutehector:
wink ezepromoe, when I went to your profile, I already told myself I was no match for you... I read through the 2013 wooin thread and observed u were the host.

My respect to that.

But u see, this is 2016.


Princesses dnt travel in oyoyo airlines, they dnt néed to be as tall and ugly like an iroko to be beautiful, but as cedars. they aren't tomatoes Dat will be treated anyhow, but are like golden eggs Dat should be cherished.


Cc: jadekitana


[b]Hmmm, a round of applause.

You've seemingly got the analytical brainpower to best describe my love to the best of your ability but I'm sorry you also got something amiss. Have you heard of the saying that "in all spheres of life, the brain is the sole decision maker but in love, the heart makes the best decision"? I've come to love Jadekitana with all my heart and not with all my brains so whichever way I communicate my feelings from my heart will definitely have a wrong interpretation in the brain.

You faulted her being my oyoyo airline hence indirectly suggested her as a princess to ride on the best airliner in the world, which is logically valid. But I tell you that in love, you're incorrect. Being my oyoyo airline, she lifts my soul to greater altitude than that which the best airliner (which afterall is made of scrap metal sheets like any other aerobic vehicle) can go.

You said, "a cedar tree is better than an iroko tree and therefore a princess like Jade can't be tall and ugly like an iroko". Nice one there. But tell me a better allegory that can be used to define the African beauty if not the gallant iroko tree that stands tall and yet being African and proud. Why will my Jade be an African in Africa and be likened to a tree in far away Australia, America and the Middle East?

Finally, you've got another question to answer. Can you tell me that protection you give to an egg that you won't give even a double to a tomato fruit? You protect an egg from falling and nothing more but for a tomato, you have to go an extra mile by protecting it from decay which comes from the inside. I am here not just to protect Jade from physical harm but also and most importantly, emotional and psychological harm. Of what use will my macho and alpha male factor be to Jade if she still remains unhappy at the end of the day? smiley cool
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Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:34am On Mar 20, 2016
KINGinVAHALA2:
According to the book of ...., it says 100% ruggedity with no intelligence is equal to 0/100. Hehehehe

My guy, what is still keeping you? take her away from dry land and safely drop her in your ship. Thats where she deserve to be seen, with "KINGS".

Where is my apology from her? Ok, relax, let me seek it myself.

@Angelberry
I'm sorry if I have offended you in anyway
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:37am On Mar 20, 2016
Smellymouth:


Are you gonna do the same?
I don't want to see yours again but I'll show you mine
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Smellymouth: 12:38am On Mar 20, 2016
Angelberry:
I don't want to see your again but I'll show you mine
Lol.why the sudden change of heart? OK lemme see urs smiley
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:41am On Mar 20, 2016
Smellymouth:

Lol.why the sudden change of heart? OK lemme see urs smiley
I don't want to see it again. I will show you when am ready
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 12:43am On Mar 20, 2016
nanauju:

Sorry about that. Can you please post the link of the thread so I can check?

Uhmm, there wouldnt be any need for that anymore hun. Perhaps i should ask ya privately this time.

Hope your day wasnt very hectic though? And its late!
Are'nt you drowsy yet?
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Smellymouth: 12:43am On Mar 20, 2016
Angelberry:
I don't want to see it again. I will show you when am ready
That's quite harsh smiley.i know the feeling hun cheesy,hey before you shut the door, kindly take a deep breath.

Thank u.Can we go back to the discussion? Check my dp smiley
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:44am On Mar 20, 2016
Hmmm, now this is the SUPER WOMAN i thought you were. And with these, you just showed me that indeed, YOU RE A SUPER WOMAN. Hmmm

I ordinary would type a long epistle to tell you how sorry i am also, but the best words re said not with thy mouth but with thy heart. Open your heart and hear mine whispering to yours, telling you that indeed, i am sorry for my choice of word to you in that other tread this afternoon. Hmmm

Angelberry:
I'm sorry if I have offended you in anyway
Oya, what are you still doing on dry land? will you hurriedly board smellymouth ship before i report you to seun? You re both wasting time. lol

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Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:45am On Mar 20, 2016
Smellymouth:

That's quite harsh smiley.i know the feeling hun cheesy,hey before you shut the door, kindly take a deep breath.

Thank u.Can we go back to the discussion? Check my dp smiley
is that your pixcheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:47am On Mar 20, 2016
KINGinVAHALA2:
Hmmm, now this is the SUPER WOMAN i thought you were. And with these, you just showed me that indeed, YOU RE A SUPER WOMAN. Hmmm

I ordinary would type a long epistle to tell you how sorry i am also, but the best words re said not with thy mouth but with thy heart. Open your heart and hear mine whispering to yours, telling you that indeed, i am sorry for my choice of word to you in that other tread this afternoon. Hmmm


Oya, what are you still doing on dry land? will you hurriedly board smellymouth ship before i report you to seun? You re both wasting time. lol
Give me a holy hug!
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Princeparix(m): 12:47am On Mar 20, 2016
McLove:

OK LA, so how do I register

Just tell our host that you want to woo her... Just that simple.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by ehix89(m): 12:47am On Mar 20, 2016
no 1 z jzt looking @ some ladies direction, plz reach out to 'em dhey r already feelin uneasy nd staring in d mirror, hvin tots dats not true
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Smellymouth: 12:48am On Mar 20, 2016
Angelberry:
is that your pixcheesy

Check again Asap!!!! Lol
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Princeparix(m): 12:49am On Mar 20, 2016
Nienie:

lol

Good morning miss
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 12:50am On Mar 20, 2016
Smellymouth:

Check again Asap!!!! Lol
You look cutecheesy, you'll see mine soon

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