I have promised to take my new girlfriend out today, being Sunday when the town wuld be filled with happy lovers, visiting one place or the other. I just gat this babe one week ago and I really wanted to hang out with her but I have been broke ever since my grandpa left me in this cold world with an old Binatone Video Re-winder!!! My babe just called me some few minutes ago that she just returned from church and that she's getting ready for our outing today! I'm confused, I don't know what to do because shi shi no gum me.

I played Surebet yesterday if I could win some money to take her to Shoprite today and buy some chicken which she has bin disturbing me about. Now see! Just small 4k possible return sef, I no even see. Abeg, wetin I go do now? Thunder fire premiership! My BTS no play! My slip cast again

Pls, what do I do guys?

No worries, juz buy her ice cream...never take her to the malls or near close to the restaurant..

E be like say na dream I dey so!

guy you funny o just tell her that you died yesterday

Send me your account details.

Hilarious, wetin come cast am?

You wan carry babe with $0.6 your brokenness is raised to power infinity

go chop credit for shop rite.

Try borrow like 1k from your neighbour make I give you 10 sure odds make u nack 1k ontop....

LWKMD!!!

olihilistic:
guy you funny o just tell her that you died yesterday

Dem no dey used death play nah!

Topestbilly:
Try borrow like 1k from your neighbour make I give you 10 sure odds make u nack 1k ontop....

LWKMD!!!

sport betting don finish me bro!

TheLastIdiot:
Dem no dey used death play nah!

but you need to defend yourself like Osun defend

olihilistic:
but you need to defend yourself like Osun defend

pls suggest another solution.

TheLastIdiot:
pls suggest another solution.

is anybody around to borrow u money?

kingofchess:
go chop credit for shop rite.

u never hear say dem dey burn robbers for naija? That's robbery ooo!

olihilistic:
is anybody around to borrow u money?

no where to borrow. everybody say country hard

TheLastIdiot:
no where to borrow. everybody say country hard

hnmmmm suspend the outing postponed it till next Sunday

KashyBaby:
No worries, juz buy her ice cream...never take her to the malls or near close to the restaurant..

you can't take a naija babe out and just buy only ice cream

TheLastIdiot:


I played Surebet yesterday if I could win some money to take her to Shoprite today and buy some chicken which she has bin disturbing me about Now see! Just small 4k possible return sef, I no even see. Abeg, wetin I go do now? Thunder fire premiership! My BTS no play! My slip cast again

Pls, what do I do guys?

She no get food for house?

Abbeyunique2:

you can't take a naija babe out and just buy only ice cream

Whaaaaat ? Are u serious? Why not?

KashyBaby:




Whaaaaat ? Are u serious? Why not?

Believe me especially the broke ones, if you take them to a restaurant, they will be ordering as if they've not eating for days.
so imagine buying just an ice cream for a broke naija babe? #disastrous

I felt your pain bro... Although,am not a punter but I understand the feeling when you wanna impress your babe.

Be cool and calm just give the babe an excuse intime, there is good days ahead.

ilobasama:

She no get food for house?

Are u not a Nigerian?

BiggerBangs:
I felt your pain bro... Although,am not a punter but I understand the feeling when you wanna impress your babe.

Be cool and calm just give the babe an excuse intime, there is good days ahead.

thanks and God bless

Topestbilly:
Try borrow like 1k from your neighbour make I give you 10 sure odds make u nack 1k ontop....

LWKMD!!!

one still dey ground wey never finish and u dey tell me to do another one. Why re u so wicked?

U carry 200naira wan win 4k...u follow for Jesus economic team Whr use 2loafs of bread and 5 fishes feed 5 thousand ppl?

Tell am say atm no dey despense

olihilistic:
guy you funny o just tell her that you died yesterday

Why evills naa

nikkypearl:
Why evills naa

I meant no evil dear.

TheLastIdiot:
I have promised to take my new girlfriend out today, being Sunday when the town wuld be filled with happy lovers, visiting one place or the other. I just gat this babe one week ago and I really wanted to hang out with her but I have been broke ever since my grandpa left me in this cold world with an old Binatone Video Re-winder!!! My babe just called me some few minutes ago that she just returned from church and that she's getting ready for our outing today! I'm confused, I don't know what to do because shi shi no gum me.

I played Surebet yesterday if I could win some money to take her to Shoprite today and buy some chicken which she has bin disturbing me about. Now see! Just small 4k possible return sef, I no even see. Abeg, wetin I go do now? Thunder fire premiership! My BTS no play! My slip cast again

Pls, what do I do guys?

take her 2 a local eatery in ur strt oooo....its nt d place dat mataz buh d motive behind d place .....

Lol pele. My babe dey come soon . i use 1k chop 5k ydae. We are going to d same shoprite too. Two chicken laps 745 naira, Chips 491 naira. Chi exotic 269, and i go buy her one small cream of 700. Plus durex condom to fuk her. Betting sweet lol

Lol...He won't eveñ spend close to 500.

fweshkid10:
take her 2 a local eatery in ur strt oooo....its nt d place dat mataz buh d motive behind d place .....

Na ur moniker dey affect you.

Try and be TheFirstIdiot,maybe u go win