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Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by ireneony(f): 12:53am On Mar 21, 2016
Code45:

undecidedundecidedundecided
what did I do again?
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by ireneony(f): 12:55am On Mar 21, 2016
herbie27:
don't mind him grin grin grin

His jst pained hearing the truth.
haha grin
you go girl!
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Burgerlomo: 12:57am On Mar 21, 2016
Please killing yourself is not the option, and never even think about that as your last solution. The're a lot of people out there whose problems are bigger than yours and they never think about ending their lives. So, my point is that you should always remember your loved ones you're going to put in agony if you take such drastic steps.
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Nobody: 12:58am On Mar 21, 2016
HateU2:
It stops growing when you have ur 1st sex. So, if u want it bigger, don't have sex till 30. Trust me, ur d!ck will be lyk 'opa mose'
Do you have a dick? If not, keep shut! This thread is meant for guys. Run away!

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Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by 1boylikevhis(m): 1:00am On Mar 21, 2016
mostwantedguy:










If you can give all these solutions half asleep, u must be a surgeon while awake. Nevertheless, OP if at this age pen!s size is your problem it just shows how misplaced your priority looks. For you to think of suicide is the height of it all. What do you want impotent men to do then? SMH. Go and ask your dad whether is inherited and see when you'll get your next pocket allowance. Nonsense everywhere!!!
Hehe! my Oga! I am but a humble servant oh.
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Nobody: 1:00am On Mar 21, 2016
ireneony:
lol...grin
u know, there was this guy I wanted to date. So
oneday one thing led to another, we were romancing each other. I so was tempted to touch his joystick, lo and behold his was so big and thick then I said to myself "if this one enter na hospital I go wake up"grin...I could nolonger keep the thought to myself so I told him.
U need to see the expression on my face. The truth is I couldn't have sex with him
grin grin grin grin grin.

With those mighty ones...i end the relationship cos they are unbearable so wat's the point.

Bottom line is....guys wit the Average ones are perfect bt with too small n too big ones ...marriage could end o! grin grin or spouses starts cheating grin grin

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Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Nobody: 1:01am On Mar 21, 2016
Maxity02:
lolzz
naughty u.. make him dey there dey deceive him self
size matters oh
how do you mean? Some girls say they hate large dicks.
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Nobody: 1:03am On Mar 21, 2016
also OP stop watching too much PORN, you can't compare yourselves with those mandigos, just find a babe that fits you, that shit used to bother me till i realize there's more to sex than penetration. have fun. also dick enlargement pills i don't believe in them, even pumps research say they don't work, pumps will draw in more blood so you will get that notion of enlargment but that's temp, don't let peeps like ruby20 sell u devices that will implode ur dick.

D.ick pump all that torture to one's member lipsrsealed

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Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Nobody: 1:04am On Mar 21, 2016
Maxity02:
some guy waiting them carry under is so annoying...

E be like 10yrs old baby own and dey will keep on saying size no matter...
who told them that?
This is an Edo girl. For sure!
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by livinaibe(m): 1:05am On Mar 21, 2016
Nice one lol
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by ireneony(f): 1:06am On Mar 21, 2016
herbie27:
grin grin grin grin grin.

With those mighty ones...i end the relationship cos they are unbearable so wat's the point.

Bottom line is....guys wit the Average ones are perfect bt with too small n too big ones ...marriage could end o! grin grin or spouses starts cheating grin grin
moderate is the bestgrin
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by livinaibe(m): 1:06am On Mar 21, 2016
Burgerlomo:
Please killing yourself is not the option, and never even think about that as your last solution. The're a lot of people out there whose problems are bigger than yours and they never think about ending their lives. So, my point is that you should always remember your loved ones you're going to put in agony if you take such drastic steps.
.




Lol
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by abimic(m): 1:08am On Mar 21, 2016
herbie27:
u said most tall guys have long d*ick.

Most tall guys have lng n very slim d*ick, jst nt appealing.
U don't like It slim and long lipsrsealed embarassed, so u prefer fat and long that would widen everything like borehole after he's done. That one no good o, some girls dey buy vagina tightener, yet dey never born 1. So bad, courtesy of too much fat and long rod.
Wait o, how did u know most tall guys Have slim and long? Are u talking from experience, collected datas or your instinct?

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Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Nobody: 1:09am On Mar 21, 2016
HateU2:
shocked shocked shocked
Are you a prostitute?
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by abimic(m): 1:10am On Mar 21, 2016
Sugarrrh:
Eat beans and unripe plaintain. It works.
Are u a rod doctor? U seem so confident.
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by samlex21(m): 1:11am On Mar 21, 2016
MUMU... people are looking for how to make money u're talking of aw to grow a long Joy stick... Even Akin&pawpaw marry but with a big bank account and not with a big joy stick.
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Nobody: 1:12am On Mar 21, 2016
Code45:


None!

Hypocrisy my foot.
stop lying ok!.

Dis thread is to educate ppl like u who have either small d*ick or Anaconda.

So dat u will knw what women really want...all u need to do is to appreciate the girls in the house grin.

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Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Ray360: 1:12am On Mar 21, 2016
Akalia:
When the brain is devoid of expedient subjects to ponder on, topics like this will spring up.
God bless you sir.
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by kuljayms1(m): 1:14am On Mar 21, 2016
deltaboiy01:
6ft
Small penis is common among very tall boys... Not all of them sha buh most very tall boys are not tall in the underside,so u're not abnormal! 08136907691. Whatsapp... If u really need help
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Nobody: 1:16am On Mar 21, 2016
ordovicianonly:
Let him come and buy bazooka dick enlargement cream that works like magic... call or WhatsApp +2348034527146

I think u guys should be taking pix of before and After, i mean how are we sure it works ? not knocking down ur hustle just saying it's hard to tell which works and doesn't, same applies to ruby20
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by chronique(m): 1:17am On Mar 21, 2016
Sorry,are you trying to say your Dick is a "fullstop"? 3" erect? How many cm when flaccid? If this is true,you need to go for enlargement. You don't want yoUr girl reading newspaper while you're sweating out your life,down there.
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Nobody: 1:18am On Mar 21, 2016
ireneony:
moderate is the bestgrin
don't mind the guys on dis thread.

They can pretend!.

#clustersofhypocrites!.
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by captianfreeman(m): 1:19am On Mar 21, 2016
Maxity02:
lolzz

naughty u.. make him dey there dey deceive him self

size matters oh
What makes the size of ones joy stick so important. ?
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Nobody: 1:24am On Mar 21, 2016
chronique:
Sorry,are you trying to say your Dick is a "fullstop"? 3" erect? How many cm when flaccid? If this is true,you need to go for enlargement. You don't want yoUr girl reading newspaper while you're sweating out your life,down there.

Captain Obvious, he knows that already you're not helping maybe being specific might help. however surgery is no no,
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Dminister(m): 1:24am On Mar 21, 2016
This is the solution to your problem: if you want to achieve longer and bigger joy stick like 3inch to 9inch, 9 to 12 inch,12 to 14 inc and so on you should stop masturbating, eat plenty fresh bananas with groundnut, cucumber with groundnut, walter melon, drink enough water, eat carrots, eat beans, stop taking any thing that contains sugar, do press up every morning immediately you wake up and finally before six months come here to testify how longer and bigger your joy stick is.




Joy stick comes with every day maintenance task and most people don't know about this. You may be lucky enough to naturally have long and big joy stick but if you don't know how to maintain it and prepare it for its duty then you probably weaken it and render it not sharp enough to respond immediately you need it to perform.



My dear your joy stick still have enough time to grow longer and bigger only if you reduce pressure on it, try sleep naked alone by allowing air to it, also stop wearing pants and treat it just like I have said above because it is also an engine that always require to be serviced.

I say congrats to you in advance and please don't here to complain about your joy stick is too long and too big.

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Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Nobody: 1:25am On Mar 21, 2016
abimic:

U don't like It slim and long lipsrsealed embarassed, so u prefer fat and long that would widen everything like borehole after he's done. That one no good o, some girls dey buy vagina tightener, yet dey never born 1. So bad, courtesy of too much fat and long rod.
Wait o, how did u know most tall guys Have slim and long? Are u talking from experience, collected datas or your instinct?
my questions for u, b4 u will get a reply frm me are numerous.

1) how old are you?.

2) have u been in a relationship b4?.

3) are u married now?.

4)if YES...is ur wife a virgin?.

5) if No...how many girls have u slept with frm when u started dating?.

Give me the answers to these questions and i will tell u how i knew the sizes of D*icks.
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Code45: 1:32am On Mar 21, 2016
ireneony:
what did I do again?
Nothing. sad
Your reply was just to boring.
Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by ERCROSS(m): 1:33am On Mar 21, 2016
ireneony:
what if the girl punny na express road grin

Guy forget that undecided tin 3" erect is just to small to satify any ladygrin
the op is asking for help to increase his joystick not all these fallacies u are writing


ireneony , d craziest troll on nairaland 2014/2016 session... na ur face be dis, where v u been hiding all these days, under the sea I guess... tongue

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