commit suicide because of small joystick?lol.weytin he wan tell God ?Make he die trowey mk we know people wey remain for planet earth joor...wey baby oku,orijin and d likes they ground ..na suicide remain...rahhhhbisshh

u wanna kill Ur self on top joystick,dude after killn Ur self u getting a 1st class trip 2 hell Wif accommodation ,visa n ticket free .and HW are u sure Ur future wife go lyk LNG joy stick

HateU2:
It stops growing when you have ur 1st sex. So, if u want it bigger, don't have sex till 30. Trust me, ur d!ck will be lyk 'opa mose'

chronic liar.

atleast u av small.....wot f pple wey no get...beta thank God nd be hapy

feldido:



But its the truth... Ask some girls, not the oloshos ooo

Na lie! A girl once told me that if she loves a guy so much and later discover that he has a small joystick that the love will disappear

no matter the condition in life never say "i will kill myself" for whosoever commits suicide shall end up in the hell fire..........hope on God, He is capable of doing all things
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feldido:
Its not about the Tool but how well you handle the tool to perform the job

U can't use KNIFE to weed grasses..
I know he will appreciate your consolation prize thou..

deltaboiy01:
I have masturbated severally, am scared of going down with any lady because am ashamed. I don't really know if theres difference between masturbating and having sex

I feel ur pain but I've heard that its not the size that matters but your ability to take a woman through the act of love making. Remember there is difference between love making and having sex.

What you lack in size will be compensated by the level of pre-intimacy and maybe mouth action.
Good luck

HateU2:
It stops growing when you have ur 1st sex. So, if u want it bigger, don't have sex till 30. Trust me, ur d!ck will be lyk 'opa mose'

That's a lie, I know of someone who started having sex at 15 in secondary school. right now his joystick is annoyingly very big

BraniacX:

we guys are attracted by looks and physique and hooked by personality, so what've you got to offer in both departments? and what exactly do you mean by guys being cynical?

i knw dat sha.

U guys are only interested in urselves.

Seventeen:
my bros u are so wrong on the bolded. Most ladies do experience orgasm, just not during sex with u guyz, guess why, because truly truly, even though u maynot agree with me many of u have no clue how to bring a lady to climax. So we help ourselves(masturbate) mostly wen alone. With experienced lovers, ladies actually do hv orgasms anyway, but many who u guyz think do, just pretend so that their man dont feel bad about his innability to satisfy her, trust me, many times wen u guyz are doing sometin thats not pleasurable, some ladies just pretend to hav come, so dat u'll just get it over and done with. (this shuldnt b the case though, communication is key to good love making)
Bottom line is, we do have orgasms, plenty of it for dat matter, just dat its mostly not during sex with guyz. Cos many of u are actually poor in bedmatics.

About female orgasm being a feeling like being pressed to pee...... Oooooh booooy, i cant even begin to tell u how wroooooooong u are.

sister,i didn't say d sensation MUST be like peeing ooooo, is like wen describing paain, words aarent enuf to describe it. I only mention dat cos it's a bit close to dat, u know like wen u hold urine for aa long time n u finally release it.

sometimes guys are fooled by a girl peeing n they think it's orgasm whereas the guy might ve been putting pressure while thrusting, and dats y I also said dat thrusting doesn't always lead to orgasm but stimulation of clitoris, remember ladies differ, u only need understanding of aa lady to truly pleasure her.

My God u ladies are just too complicated to please, lol

pcguru1:


it's only on NL people have big sticks, am average and i don't think anyone ever brought size up, but however i would advise not drinking alcohol i realized alcohol and er.ection don't go together the hard way.

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What is your girth?

Seventeen:
my bros u are so wrong on the bolded. Most ladies do experience orgasm, just not during sex with u guyz, guess why, because truly truly, even though u maynot agree with me many of u have no clue how to bring a lady to climax. So we help ourselves(masturbate) mostly wen alone. Thats not to say ladies dont hv orgasms during actual sex, with experienced lovers, ladies do hv orgasms, but many just pretend so that their man dont feel bad about his innability to satisfy her, trust me, many times wen u guyz are doing sometin thats not pleasurable, some ladies just pretend to hav come, so dat u'll just get it over and done with. (this shuldnt b the case though, communication is key to good love making)
Bottom line is, we do have orgasms, plenty of it for dat matter, just dat its mostly not during sex with guyz. Cos many guyz are inexperienced in how to pleasure a woman, not neccessarily that they are bad in bedmatics.

About female orgasm being a feeling like being pressed to pee...... Oooooh booooy, i cant even begin to tell u how wroooooooong u are. .

@bolded, so what exactly is an orgasm and what does it feel like from your personal perspective because experience tells me that you girls have more than a single or general method of experiencing it and as a guy i want to know too

HateU2:
It stops growing when you have ur 1st sex. So, if u want it bigger, don't have sex till 30. Trust me, ur d!ck will be lyk 'opa mose'

Bros u must have a degree in dickology

Bad girl

Maxity02:
lolzz
naughty u.. make him dey there dey deceive him self
size matters oh

U go like big deek o

masqot:

mnmnn! are you sure?

how will I know .
I have poooccyy noot deekee

tosyne2much:
Teacher bawo? You dis girl ehn

heheheheheh
Na u be our boss here nah.
I yam aa learner

firstolalekan:
U go like big deek o

she go lyk big deek or she lyk am, she b hard core man city fan Dnt xpect less

justbusy:
Do you have a dick? If not, keep short! This thread is meant for guys. Run away!

justbusy:
Are you a prostitute?

wat does dat mean

abimic:

U don't like It slim and long , so u prefer fat and long that would widen everything like borehole after he's done. That one no good o, some girls dey buy vagina tightener, yet dey never born 1. So bad, courtesy of too much fat and long rod.
Wait o, how did u know most tall guys Have slim and long? Are u talking from experience, collected datas or your instinct?

don't misquote me.

I said moderate....read my previous comment for a better comprehension.

feldido:
Its not about the Tool but how well you handle the tool to perform the job

Absolutely right.it is not about size or length as the case may be but the performance of what you have. There is no length of joystick that has ever seen the depth or end of hornet pot.

herbie27:
i knw dat sha.

U guys are only interested in urselves.

is that what you mean by being cynical? what exactly do you mean by being interested in self? my own opinion is that that is completely natural and very human but the "only" part is the red flag here, i don't believe that for one minute everybody has interest in someone else and if you think a guy doesn't have genuine interest in you, probably you've not given that particular guy a reason. to be interested in you, remember what i said about personality keeping or hooking a guy so if as a guy i find you hot and nothing else, naturally all i'll want is sex and more sex, but if I find you witty, engaging, brilliant, classy, neat and what not, i'll hang out more with you socially seeing as I'm enjoying your company. having said this, i'll like to believe that somewhere out there is a guy who'll be interested in you as much as and probably more than himself so goodluck

slyIsaac:
Tis world don spoil sha see all yhu NL girls wey I be dey vouch for say una be virgins


Deltaboiy1,the myth tat size doesn't matter is just as true as the fact tat it does....truth is hardly anything anyone says here will help yhu...because the problem with yhu is in yhur head.....WTF are yhu scared off....

Let it go lyk tis
When yhur making out with her...and clothes starts coming off,don't hesitate to take yhurs off too,to avoid suprises...but don't go in just yet...80% of women can only orgasmm by stimulating their clitoriis...make sure she has seen yhur dick,then yhu go down on her...not 5 mins o...stay there until she starts arching her waist...or yanking on yhur hair hard,or wraping her legs around yhu tighter then know she's about to climax...then gently n matter-of-factly insert tat joystick in as yhur rocking it make sure yhu still have one finger on the clit working tat area...trust me if ts done right! She'll explode

Note: if yhur shy get high first not to high just to the brink
Don't let yhur first time be with babes lyk hateu2,jadekitana or estherfabian or even tat kashybaby . those ones be staff and they have lost sensitivity in their punny and only rough sexx them fit enjoy



Most importanly:Find tat girl who loves yhu...Don't underestimate the love power of girls,they can put with almost anything

U need slap reset walaahi

HateU2:
heheheheheh Na u be our boss here nah. I yam aa learner

Moti gbo ooooo

mykel25:




LIES.....d more d sex d bigger it becomes when ure still young

Our teacher is here
Welcome sir

huntax:

Lol what a pile of drivel. I started having sex 15 years ago and my tool hasnt still stopped thickening and fattening up... I'd still call that "growing".

I salute u sir

Maxity02:
lolzz

naughty u.. make him dey there dey deceive him self

size matters oh

Don't mind them

Bobbysmart6:
gv me d prov mayb by pix or video or i dnt belive u

I have pooccyy sir not deekee so

danduchi:
Just hear yourself, the problem with we Africans is we read and don't understand... You masturbate but u do it the right way by not applying too much pressure on ur dick just like the jelqing exercise (read on jelqing exercise). Another fellow who masturbate, applies pressure on the penis, restricting the blood from circulating well causing shrinkage. I advise u read more, learn how to use ur words and don't argue bluntly

Take it back, bro. Stop the twisting and turning. I am way too informed and enlightened for that! The only time the blood flow plays a role in the life of a d..k is during erection. Increased blood flows sustain erection and makes the d..k rigid. Blood flow and masturbation, no matter what the 'style' adopted (I don't even know what that means, by the way), have nothing to do with the d..k size, even when a masturbating device is used.

Whether you masturbate or not, and whether you adopt a special 'masturbation style' or not, has no direct/indirect effect on your d..k size. There is no scientific proof to your theory here. It remains a figment of your imagination and so shall it be. It has no proof in Science, Medicine or Genetics.

1miccza:


Coming from a lady??I concur

beta don't concur
I knw nothing abt deekee

Zceesneh:
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