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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by IamLukas(m): 3:05pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Am just getting to know for the first that it's The Cerebellum that controls reasoning. U r actually worse than we think! Jlakeside: 1 Like |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 3:15pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Hello All, I've not been trying to discourage you all but to tell you to buckle up instead of blaming the examination governing body. Yes I know Jamb has not been trying to improve from their lacklustre and incompetency BUT I've seen a extremely good result from a jamb candidate this year even with this jamb ineptness y'all shouting. What work for Mr A might not work for Mr B but Mr B should look for an alternative and stop blaming one for his failure... August 21, 1983 I failed an exam at first attempt, but I studied extensively hard thereafter. I passed the exam on second attempt and I celebrated by fuccking a well-shaved, clean and nice pussay.. |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 3:26pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
IamLukas:Haaa which part of your brain does that?.I need to learn.. I swear, you will keep failing jamb and postUme even if you try 100times.. Bet me.. Don't forget to address me just the way you do to your biological father.. 1 Like |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by IamLukas(m): 3:40pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Shut up jhare its the CEREBRUM and not Cerebellum! U r getting dumber with every post U make. I swear U cant be someone's father. Jlakeside: 1 Like |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Melancholy(m): 3:59pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Jlakeside:Story!! Egbon esun s'oun jor! |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 4:01pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
August 21, 1983 I failed an exam at first attempt, but I studied extensively hard thereafter. I passed the exam on second attempt and I celebrated by fuccking a well-shaved, clean and nice pussay.. Akiika. What a responsible "somebody's biological father" Very decent and a very good example to his "children" I know you talked to that lady the way to talk to your "children" at home. Wow! what a "father" ! SMH |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Millex(m): 4:13pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Aside the banter is there any new front on jamb and is jamb required for ND? |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by EduRegard: 4:31pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Mrjiz(m): 5:23pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Hawlahscho:but do I have any chance of admission |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 5:40pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
damnn!!!just coming back from dier office and dey said d change of course or institution has not yet commence...mayb next week!!!!!! |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 6:32pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
IamLukas:Dammn!.. I swear you will always fail. Just imagine a whole me trying to argue with a juvenile bookworm-wannabe.. Go back to your Evolutionary development of the brain, Evolution and Intelligence, Cerebellum first evolve evolutionarily and performs numerous functions, though its kinda not large unlike cerebrum. Haven't you heard of reptiles that have a developed cerebellums? Cerebrum doesnt perform a complete specific functions without the help of the cerebellum.. Boy! Don't be like the dullard refiner, Read, Read and Read. And Stop limiting your readings and research only on "Essential Biology". Read more advance textbooks son.. Lemme burst your brain.. Algae was initially classified under "Kingdom Monera" with Bacteria and fungi, why? They are unicellular and but do you remember Bacteria is a Prokaryotic(No nucleus) and Non-chlorophyllous Unlike Algae which is Eukaryotic., Some bacteria tend to have the blue-green colour like Algae(Cyanophyta) which are the Cyanobacteria BUT with a further discovery, a green pigment was found in Algae which is the chlorophyll and chlorophyll can never be found without a chloroplast,, Possession of chloroplast is a unique characteristic of a green plant. A new green algae discovered (chlorophyta). Therefore Algae was removed by taxonomist from kingdom monera to plantae.. Further discovery happened and was discovered that both algae and fungi have "Thallus" (reproductive structure). They both moved to a class under Plantae which is Thallophyta (Thallo~ thallus)(phyta-plant).. Just that fungi is a Non-cholorophyllous Thallophyte while Algae is Chlorophyllous. Essential biology stills classify Algae under monera,, Same happens in cerebrum-cerebellum issue.. That's for your level tho.. Don't blame them for limiting your medulla into an obsolete evolvement son |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 7:21pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Jlakeside:make dem leave book for una oo |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 7:29pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
victorirowa1:You guys are just drawing me back to your thread with mentions... Lemme go back to romance and see refiner's sex, fucck and Virgin thread.. That girl mumu no be small.. I wonder how she wan take pass postjamb if one College of Education manage to invite her for a trial... ![]() ![]() Anyways, Tomorrow is my 51st birthday.. Happy birthday to me ![]() |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by slimmybaarbie(f): 7:44pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Mmmmn...I thought this thread is meant for jambites? What is this old man doing here? ![]() |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 8:06pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
[color=#000099][/color]abeg make una just wish d man happy birthday make una forget d past haaaa....forward ever backward never |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 8:11pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Jlakeside: Lol.... maybe you put this up to impress your crush refiner. But I laughed when I saw some of the things you put up there. Instead of you to admit you made mistake after that smart guy had taken you to the cleaner, you are still forming boss. The question is; Cerebrum or cerebellum, which is involved in reasoning? simple. And concerning your heresies about Algae, I am still laughing ![]() https://frederikleliaert./green-algae/phylogeny-and-molecular-evolution/ Meanwhile, Essential Biology does not classify Algae as Monera. Except you don't know the difference between Blue-green Algae (Cyanophyta) and Algae (Chlorophyta, phaeophyta, Rhodophyta etc) ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 8:14pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
victorirowa1: Lol... If you believe that guy, you can believe anything sir! |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hadeehart101(f): 8:37pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Where are the mods when you need them sef ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lalasticlala, your attention is needed here. |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:46pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Hadeehart101:Hmmm. And you wasted 5k for UME, The person that paid your jamb fee should be flogged.. May the gods help you. |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:50pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Pprovost:Hahahaha... Don't lemme derial this thread.. I'll mention you on a new thread for spanking... I told you earlier, always address me as "sir". Just as you do to your biological father. I'm old enough, if I'm not older than him.. *Crush you say?..As old as I am?..No No No, I don't do crush(es), I tear pusssy, I slam labia majora, I dismantle labia minora , I break ureter orifice with this my smooth, fresh and lovely dick. I fucck pusssy like "kilode", I don't pity pusssy.. I'm gonna keep doing that till I click 60years(9yrs to come).. |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 9:01pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
from what i have read so far,i blieve cerebrum controls voluntary actions while cerebellum control muscular activities like body postures e.t.c.......so i dont kno where u guys got ur own idaes from....and monera is divided into schizophyta e.g bacteria and cyanophyte e.g blue green algae which is different from thallophyte's algae |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 10:28pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Mrjiz: as competitive as it is, you have a very very minute chance |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 10:33pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Jlakeside: You're here wasting your talent. If you're using this that you know to lecture in Oxford university you know how much you'd be earning monthly ![]() continue performing stunt on Nairaland when you're older than the owner. |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Orezy5(m): 10:41pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Jlakeside:pot calling the kettle black 2 Likes |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by serenityaliyu(m): 7:01am On Mar 22, 2016 |
Has anyone successfully done the change of course/institution yet?? |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by IamLukas(m): 7:43am On Mar 22, 2016 |
Lol,this long epistle for justifying Ur mistake? U r quite puerile and incorrigible too. Please do well not to pass this filth to Ur children ![]() Jlakeside: |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 9:23am On Mar 22, 2016 |
Jlakeside: Sir, as you have been requesting to be addressed as. All I sense in you is that, "you're not responsible" at your age a f00l at ten is a f00l forever, you're now 51 (as you said) yet you still maintain the level. Aren't you ashamed of your foul words? Would you be happy seeing your children typing all these ![]() You're a disgrace to fathers. I wonder what Lalasticlala is currently doing ![]() |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 10:10am On Mar 22, 2016 |
Haha. ![]() Anyway, from what I know, both the cerebrum and cerebellum have a part to play in reasoning. |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by VERTER(m): 10:26am On Mar 22, 2016 |
Everybody keep ur heads low,both riffles&shakabulas(hunter's gun)are being shot at the moment.THIS IS MY JUDGEMENT @lalasticlala seun fynestboi pls close dis thread . @homosapien open a new thread for p-utme.COURT ARISE 1 Like |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 11:02am On Mar 22, 2016 |
Hawlahscho:Your first sentence is OK, but I hate the subsequent sentences.. Can you call your daddy a foool? Don't forget I'm celebrating my 51st birthday today. And what's wrong with my children typing all these "fucck" word?.. Thank God all my 3children are male and I know how they tear pusssy regularly in their rooms. I could remember vividly when my first son (a Unilag graduate) brought a girl home, after she greeted me in the sitting room, the other voice of hers I heard was in my son's room.. Shouting "My womb!!, my womb,!! Egbami ooo!!, ori iya mi ooo!!!,. My wife was scared that her son had damage someone's womb BUT I was just laughing that this guy look exactly like his father.. He isn't a bastard.. So why shouldn't my children see me type fucck when they know their papa is a big slammer of pusssy?. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Koats14(m): 11:11am On Mar 22, 2016 |
Jlakeside:i couldnt help but quote you Sir. You have freedom of speech & expression. But, this is a faceless forum & age doesnt warrant respect here. I'll advice you stay back & only comment where/when necessary next time. just my 2cent advice. Happy Birthday by the way. ¡Felicidades! |
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Teeeestone(m): 11:14am On Mar 22, 2016 |
Jlakeside:Smiles..agbarakaka sink omoale ara re fi jade pelu 3.1 in unilag oooo |
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