Men: you know what you carry and work with – but how do you measure up with the rest of Nigerian men?

An exclusive national survey of joystick size is out and Efik men come in a disappointing last position out of all 40 tribes researched. According to the survey by checkup.com.ng, the most well hung tribe in Nigeria are the Fulanis.

Studies like this one by CheckUp that show the average joystick size by tribe are making it harder and harder for guys, not me of course, to lie about what they’re packing in their boxers.

Quick statistics:
The national average is 5.8”
The title of biggest joysticks in Nigeria the goes to the Fulani tribe
The Efik tribe come bottom of the pile with an average joystick size of 5.1”
The Jukons also do not measure up- at all
The Ijaw tribe has an average of 6.5”


Full report on the National joystick Survey
– How does your tribe measure?
- Do you agree or disagree?
- See the full ranking of the joystick sizes of 40 tribes in Nigeria. Read more: http://www.checkup.com.ng/#!knowledge-centre/xtu4e

hian...... joystick study ok!

I am curious as to how the survey was carried out.. By a man or by a lady, obviously by a lady. The lady musta seen weeen! Btw, nothing wey person no go hear "PENIS SURVEY"!

End time research. When there are better things to research on. Thank you Jesus for what you have given me in life!

ice25:
hian...... joystick study ok!

Nawa oo, when did all ds become a research topic,, cant wait to see the tribe with the widest and deepest vjay.

AirSultan:
I am curious as to how the survey was carried out.. By a man or by a lady, obviously by a lady. The lady musta seen weeen! Btw, nothing wey person no go hear "PENIS SURVEY"!

No be small thing

who be the people whey do the survey and with which people's joysticks

imaginethis:
No be small thing

I am telling you...

[color=#000099][where did you get your statistics, na okpo you be?, you don tidy all the men from all the hundreds of ethnic groups in Nigeria?. I take God beg you, respect your self o. Carri do for Warri na 5 thousand Naira o]

I was thinking they will list the tribes and the average size....OP though

ice25:
hian...... joystick study ok!

yap it is meant to improve the joystick for u to enjoy more when playing the game

okuneddie:
I was thinking they will list the tribes and the average size....OP though

40 different tribes and the average surveyed sizes are displayed in the survey report.

- See the full ranking at: http://www.checkup.com.ng/#!knowledge-centre/xtu4e

5.1 inches? and somebody was contemplating on committing suicide on the other thread because of his joystick size(3 inches). How dem take know? and why is every survey based on guys only? make una conduct female own.

Alexander001:
5.1 inches? and somebody was contemplating on committing suicide on the other thread because of his joystick size(3 inches). How dem take know? and why is every survey based on guys only? make una conduct female own.

Female? what will be measured?

imaginethis:
Female? what will be measured?

depth of the vejee vejee.

Joblessness..
JOystick stick 'kor' Selfie stick 'ni'

No, this is a serious matter
Girls who crave massive joysticks had better checked this out first

Nice one OP!