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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Nobody: 8:34pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
cybriz82: Really? |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by daven: 8:35pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
omoyemirally:See one of them ...end time graduates. |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by pee777(m): 8:36pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
omoyemirally: Hmmm.....hope not birds of the same feathers. 2 Likes |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by sorepco(m): 8:37pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Dont be silly. A language he studied in for more than 16 years n cant express himself in it?? How did he pass his exams?? Was the exam in ijaw or swahili or hausa?? omoyemirally: 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Jacobx007: 8:38pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
obyrich:Yea! They write very well cos they don't have to learn it!! U must understand one thing my friend, 90% of the way we pronounce words in English is wrong , I mean perfect oral english. Now how many years do we have to keep learning English b4 we become PERFECT? Maybe the next 100 years Lol So am nt justifying anytin for him oooo! All I want is for us to place less emphasis on English, cos we really need to start producing 1 Like |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by lebienconnu: 8:38pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
I want to believe this is a joke. A university graduate is supposed to have at least a C6 in English language. There is no way someone that passed English in SSCE and answered all questions in English language throughout his University education would write this type of grammar. It is definitely a joke. I have come across a similar composition intentionally written in crooked grammar but yet passed across a very important information. If you are not patient enough you won't get the message. 4 Likes |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Nobody: 8:38pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
MossLuv: Stop it please. Everyone makes mistakes but this is too poor This is too poor even for a primary school graduate. I make grammatical errors when I speak Yoruba but it is not so bad that it gives other speakers headaches. This is too poor. 1 Like |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Ray360: 8:39pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
[b]yoged has Hit the nail on the head. Eloquence and fluency in speaking and writing is not extensively and intensively taught in tertiary institutions. You will only offer it probably in your first year in the university under "General studies". And often times, the lackadaisical, inept, pot-bellied, wishy-washy lecturer mandated to teach the course will not show up. You will just be given textbooks on the Course which you may not understand. Also, certain rudiments necessary for flawless diction embedded in the textbook might not be clear to you due to their complexity. You acquire the core basics of sound elocution in your primary or secondary school. Also, You can work on yourself. Stop the addictive use of certain short-forms (5n, kul, hawayu, watsup, kkkk, 10q, cos...)which paralyse the creative ability to string legible sentences, Read certain books on effective writing and speaking of the English language. upgrade your knowledge of the fundamentals of the English language by surfing the internet on certain basics. English language is dynamic, It changes from time to time. once in a while, write a story or a poem to broaden your creativity. If you keep saying English language is not your mother's tongue, then you might keep embarrassing yourself in public. It's not that difficult to imbibe these little basics[/b] 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by crowther15(m): 8:41pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
thesicilian:same graduate from china would be worse than this....is English lit language? |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by iriskiki(f): 8:41pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Did anyone even bother to translate the post for the OP? |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by daven: 8:43pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
ukjerry: |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Nobody: 8:43pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
crowther15:That is not true ![]() |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by CandiceJay(f): 8:43pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Obviously, this was meant to make people laugh. But if it were real, then it's sad. There are people who make slight errors when speaking English and such errors re pardonable but such errors as these are unjustifiable. Please lets be factual, if one writes like this in an exam, failure is inevitable nd dats means you CANNOT PASS, so how on earth do you graduate ![]() 1 Like |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by sorepco(m): 8:44pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
My guy the op is not talking about speaking god english but writing better english.....he cant write!! So how did he pass his exams?? omoyemirally: 3 Likes |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Asiri1991: 8:44pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
His supervisor has questions to answer. Owo ni koko |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by MossLuv: 8:45pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
We all have different educational background: because u are privilage to school in town frm nursery to university, don't forget that there are some who went to LGEA primary skul in d village....don't expect them to speak grammar like u, cos even in primary6 they still use local dialects to teach them.... |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Nobody: 8:46pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
foliks: This must be the dum..best and silli..est story/joke I have ever read |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Mykelpato(m): 8:47pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Buhari sef |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Mabel12(f): 8:48pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Memyselfu2009: What's this one saying are you ok? |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by nijanigga: 8:48pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
these are leaders of tomorrow? Nigeria is finished.It can't get worse than this, can it? |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by johnel2real(m): 8:48pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
And the number Will continue to grow. Unemployed graduates on the streets. Our institutions are no longer credible. WAEC & NECO are being compromised on daily basis, JAMB was always the trap most students find hard to escape but even that is no longer a problem, as special centers are showing how good they can be. Our higher institutions are worse now, sorting is now a trend in most schools, that only people considered dumb or holy-holy stay away from. It is a circus. Mass promotion in our nursery, primary, and secondary schools produces a student who pays his way through WAEC and JAMB, comes into the higher institutions, sorts his way through, gets a flashy certificate and that's it. Corruption is everywhere and only when we are content with the little we have can we ever see any meaningful change. 2 Likes |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Bhella5(m): 8:53pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
omoyemirally:Shame on you! *spits* 2 Likes |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by tickles2luv2016(m): 8:55pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
omoyemirally: He is not even supposed to graduate. 2 Likes |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Ray360: 8:56pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Godfullsam:hahahahahahaha! you are funny. |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Godsgal(f): 8:58pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
kallmemrB:lol. Slowly indeed |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by myaokija(f): 8:58pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Una get tym, go down to far north and see were teacher uses Hausa to teach physics. At least dis one try.. |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by smudge2079(m): 8:59pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
oluwafreshkid:WTH are u talking about? What's Basics? We were colonized, no doubt. He is not fluent, no doubt, does that make him unqualified?I don't think so... English might not be his/her first language. Give everyone a benefit of doubt. Afterall u are not God.... U don't have d right to label someone as unqualified. |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Arckeen: 9:00pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
tobishills12:if na poly nko? Wetin u mean by that. |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by vislabraye(m): 9:01pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
The English is appalling. ![]() |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Nobody: 9:03pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Mabel12: |
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by topsonjto(m): 9:06pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
omoyemirally:I don't think it still justify d fact dt he is a graduate from whom d masses expect somtn gud frm definitely nt "this" 1 Like 1 Share |
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