Smellymouth:


Now I know....

Jadekitana:
Halfri.canadian said NO to Adasun? wow that's not nice.

LORDSAMURAI:
princeparix i give u 2/10, what u wrote might seems nice to the everyday ordinary guys and ladies, but to us who came, who saw and who conquered, (veni veci vedi) dat line wont get u dj cuppy, well mayb a local secondary school girl will 4ll 4 it.

Princeparix:
Dear Nienie

I have thought of the right words to use but yet my heart skips with every stroke of my pen. Here I am standing between a battalion and the greatest challenge of my life.

Strategies and plans have failed, my bones are weak and my soldiers are weary of the enemies who are fierce and greater in number.... But what do I say

I look down at myself, feeling my blood rushing but instead of drawing a sword to charge into a battle, I draw a lavender flower for your a crown I would want to behold and a lady I would want to walk down the path of eternity with.

I came to this battle not prepared, only with the heart of a man who wants to sleep tonight cuddling the priceless diamond who this battle is all about. I care for no fights or wars but the taste of chocolate in my pockets and the feelings of your touch. I have no promises to make but 'nne so gi bu ihe m nchoro". My life is a hard nut "MA o bu so gi ga edozili ya". I have made some many mistakes "mana nyem obi gi ka m nwere Ike idi ndu ozo. All I ask is a chance to prove I can sweep you off you feet "ma nwere Ike idozi gi ka document" and the Queen of my heart.

I know I think Small like Volkswagen and most times think big like IMAX but just like Calvin Klein - my obsession is between loving you and madness. Nienie I promise Not to be Evil like Google and never to blacklist you like Johnnie Walker but to be just what I am like reebok - a soldier ready to love and protect you.

The mind and love is a terrible thing to waste but with you just like FedEx - there is no tomorrow. At the heart of our image of love just like Nikon, I am ready to live in your world and play in ours just like Playstation, for there is no substitute for you in my life just like Porsche but you make Disneyland the happiest place on earth for me.

The men in charge of change just like fortune magazine can't describe the feelings I have for your - for they are stronger than dirt just like AJAX. Impossible is nothing just like Adidas but pleasure is the path to joy just like Heegan-Dazs, so let your fingers do the walking just like the Yellow Pages. Life is complicated enough just like Abbey national but just like IBM your the solution to my small world.

Asanwa I just wish to share moments and share life with you just like Kodak and I promise to keep lovin it like McDonald's. A diamond is forever just like DE Beers and quality never goes out of style just like Levis but you ve taken over me completely and just like Nike I plead you keep doing it.

Dearest you make me believe in love just like Sony and now am ready to expand my mind and change your world just like Newstateman. I might have challenged everything just like electronic arts but today I swear my vision is our future just like Olympus. I plan to make the best of now just like Vodafone, get to the last drop like Maxwell house because you've astonished me with your power, Beauty and soul just like Aston Martins.

Just like Visa I promise to be anywhere you want, and melt in your mouth and not just your hands like m & m. Just reach out and touch my heart just like AT&T because your worth it like L'Oreal. People might say I am stupid just like denim Jeans but I just want to be the last place you want to go like Dixons.

Make me the man in an embrace of a goddess Nienie

Oliviaarims:
Contender No 2


To You Miss Laveda...

For the first few minutes,
I sat motionless,
Thinking about you,

To a lady that has it all,
What can I write,
What words could move her heart,

Then I found these,
Buried beneath my soul;

Every night,
Every day,
Every afternoon,
I only want to be with you,

Give you love,
Give you care,
Give you poems,
That will make you stay here,

Hold you tight,
Kiss you light,
Cuddle with you,
All day and night,

I want to hold you when your sad,
Kiss you when your glad,
Help you when your sick,
That isn't even the end of it,

So much more I could say,
It would take me days to explain,

Just know this little thing,
You beautiful,
Beyond what any man deserves

I'll love you now,
Like I tend to do,
Forever.


Cc. Laveda.

Oliviaarims:
Contender No 2


To You Miss Laveda...

For the first few minutes,
I sat motionless,
Thinking about you,

To a lady that has it all,
What can I write,
What words could move her heart,

Then I found these,
Buried beneath my soul;

Every night,
Every day,
Every afternoon,
I only want to be with you,

Give you love,
Give you care,
Give you poems,
That will make you stay here,

Hold you tight,
Kiss you light,
Cuddle with you,
All day and night,

I want to hold you when your sad,
Kiss you when your glad,
Help you when your sick,
That isn't even the end of it,

So much more I could say,
It would take me days to explain,

Just know this little thing,
You beautiful,
Beyond what any man deserves

I'll love you now,
Like I tend to do,
Forever.


Cc. Laveda.

vizkiz:




Now the thread is making sense

naijaboiy:

Now this is wonderful!

Splendid!

I would have loved to see how classcaptain will counter this. Anyway, nienie what say you about this?

You must have been swept I'm sure.

Princeparix:

Lolz... She be like world Cup ni

Maxi112:
i see dear


U need a medical attention for saying this!

timidapsin:
i thought you said it will be anonymous, that each person would send his/ her lines..

Dklef:
These guys are not serious at all...


Ya all should come and unwoo these girls jae!

JeffreyJamez:


Hehehe you should be....you think say to break person heart na joke?

Adasun:
lols ,viskiz is drunk,someone come get this drunkard outa here

I have to see where this ends so I will know how many babes remain for nairaland

BrownCookie:
.

naijaboiy:

No sir! Only for those with contenders.

JoeCutie:
Baba nla! What are you even doing in Aba? 'Toasting' bread girls?

Smellymouth:
Vizkiz and KINGinVAHALA3, Oya make una come erre now

Smellymouth:


are u related to Mayweather??

no bro, but may is my birth month

LORDSAMURAI:
Like seriously this guys nor try at all, wat da fork was i reading?

Oliviaarims:
Contender No 3


My Dearest Laveda:



Amongst the stars, your smile radiates the brightest. Angels kowtow and Goddesses genuflect before your beauty. Your intellectual curiosity is something I sought in every woman. Parrots sings your appraisals to the heavens. Mere words cannot be used to describe how beautiful you are. Your voice causes reverberations in my spine. My head is clouded by your images and I gain attention as I mentally UnCloth you. I'm a man with pride, and I promise to hold you high, if possible, close to the skies. Be my soul mate, and I promise to be everything you ever desired in a man. Wealthy, powerful, sexually active, gentleman when we play and a mean brute when we mate.


Cc Laveda.

Oliviaarims:
Contender No 3


My Dearest Laveda:



Amongst the stars, your smile radiates the brightest. Angels kowtow and Goddesses genuflect before your beauty. Your intellectual curiosity is something I sought in every woman. Parrots sings your appraisals to the heavens. Mere words cannot be used to describe how beautiful you are. Your voice causes reverberations in my spine. My head is clouded by your images and I gain attention as I mentally UnCloth you. I'm a man with pride, and I promise to hold you high, if possible, close to the skies. Be my soul mate, and I promise to be everything you ever desired in a man. Wealthy, powerful, sexually active, gentleman when we play and a mean brute when we mate.


Cc Laveda.

Jadekitana:
Halfricanadian said NO to Adasun? wow that's not nice.

joseph1832:
Naijaboiy, in terms of originality, contender 1 and 2 are good to go. Adasun is good also.
However, princeparix' use of similes made his wooing lines totally not original.

Maxi112:
do u care for a bottle of origin?

Oliviaarims:
Contender No 3


My Dearest Laveda:



Amongst the stars, your smile radiates the brightest. Angels kowtow and Goddesses genuflect before your beauty. Your intellectual curiosity is something I sought in every woman. Parrots sings your appraisals to the heavens. Mere words cannot be used to describe how beautiful you are. Your voice causes reverberations in my spine. My head is clouded by your images and I gain attention as I mentally UnCloth you. I'm a man with pride, and I promise to hold you high, if possible, close to the skies. Be my soul mate, and I promise to be everything you ever desired in a man. Wealthy, powerful, sexually active, gentleman when we play and a mean brute when we mate.


Cc Laveda.

timidapsin:
okay... i hope i participate

Maxi112:
hahahah... dem no fit spoil my joy to nite..

hope u have something to drink there with u?