Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,171,484 members, 7,881,658 topics. Date: Saturday, 06 July 2024 at 06:23 AM

THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* - Romance (14) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* (55850 Views)

THE WOOING CHALLENGE [female Edition] *day 1* / THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* / The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) ... (41) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Maxi112: 10:11pm On Mar 23, 2016
Laveda:
Thank you embarassed
I'm totally speechless right now...
I never thought for once it'll be like this...
It was all fun for me..

Contestant no 3:Thank you so much . kiss
Contestant no 2: kiss cry
You guys did well..but as the rule states..I just have to pick one person.

So here I go.


I'm blushing green..Contestant No 1: Your words got to me..I can't help but smile helplessly embarassed embarassed
It's you I want.. embarassed kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Cc: Naijaboiy, Oliviaarims
what happen next?

are u guys gonno have a quiet time together? just curious to no
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by sheunsheun(m): 10:11pm On Mar 23, 2016
naijaboiy:
Contender No2 is UYISTEVEN

Contender No3 is JIGSAWKILLAH

CONGRATULATIONS guys you both tried. But there just has to be a winner and Laveda has made her choice. smiley
Its nice going up against these champions, I knew Laveda was always goin 2 b hard tongue i must confess this guys ar rilli gd. M glad 2 win as a debutant. cool
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:11pm On Mar 23, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
brotherly i salute ur territory.
NO!

*exam question*

Who made such post and to who? Hahahahahahaha
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by ClassCaptain(m): 10:11pm On Mar 23, 2016
Princeparix:

Captain u for make this thing make e for sweet nah
my prince , my prince,
you killed it oo. See as u dey manouver lines and everything.
Na you my oga.. I dey learn from u my boss
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:11pm On Mar 23, 2016
I said it earlier. JIGSAWKILAH's words are always scintillating.


Just that Laveda is not congenial with his passionate effort.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:11pm On Mar 23, 2016
I said it earlier. JIGSAWKILAH's words are always scintillating.


Just that Laveda is not congenial with his passionate effort.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by naijaboiy: 10:11pm On Mar 23, 2016
timidapsin:
naijaboiy My suggestion

why not book spaces for all the contenders lines in the first page, it can easily be modified and re quoted it makes it much more interesting, than posting a contender first then hundreds of comments then another contender...
I hope you understand what i mean...
It even helps the person being woed to make decisions because she can easily check the contender with the highest likes in the firstpage...
It also helps new people coming in the thread to easily understand and view the lines...
Please yield to my suggestion thanks..
.
Besides you are doing a great job... smiley
Please I'm not really mentally balanced for now. Mention me on the rules thread with this suggestion of yours so we can talk about it. Thanks.

We are always open to new suggestions. smiley
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:12pm On Mar 23, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:
LORDSAMURAI hope you re enjoying yourself and also learning? hahahahahahaha
hehehe bro all this guys dey fall my hand na, lol dat contestant numba three dat wrote 2 laveeda try small, but mayb d contestant 1 dat wrote rubbish be her friend offline, dats y she choosed him, wat a bias girl.

1 Like

Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:12pm On Mar 23, 2016
Lol una try.
Congrats sheunsheun
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Laveda(f): 10:13pm On Mar 23, 2016
sheunsheun:

Oh baby u said YES!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss
embarassed oh it's you ...
kiss kiss
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:13pm On Mar 23, 2016
AlienStar:
I know! Buh it's cool tho.
yeah! How's the night treating you?
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by manee2(m): 10:13pm On Mar 23, 2016
kaziblake:
I love this!!!
_ dat bible passage
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by BrownCookie(f): 10:13pm On Mar 23, 2016
LEOSIRSIR:
Browncookie even tho we met on a faceless forum I'm sure our story will make all the looku looku shocked

It started as a game when I saw the thread wooing competition, but the magnetic force that drives me to you is unexplainable, we are total stranger but today gonna make our path crossed and we make it our of this thread as acquaintance smiley
Everything about you speaks beauty, from your eyes to your nose wink and am sure your voice is as sweet like an acoustic guitar on a clef key, so bright and lovely.

I have been hovering over your personal picture all day trying to think of more but then I am just being silly I still don't know why I have fall. 
Baby tell me why am into you like this?
I'm crazy about you that I don't even know what to say
You know I've always imagined talking to you but I couldn't gather courage to talk you in fear that I might be turn down as you turn so many guys down.

But now even if you turn me down, I will still be happy and proud that all these other guys waiting for you to turn me down ,Im above them

Secretly they are dying for your body but they dare not come closer to you . Your body is to kill for, even to die for . 
Each time I look at you, I just wonder how many years God use to create an epitome of beauty like you.
Im sure say it took God more than the days he use in creating other being, because he take his time to mould you out browncookie.

I have reason so many things, my beautiful, sassy and elegant damsel
You are the only one that can save my existence. I have looked around this lovely forum  
I can't find anyone that is beautiful as you are even laveda can't stand your beauty, No one. 
So right now nothing can make me happy than you to just say you will be my mine.

I will do everything possible to make sure you are the happiest woman in this world. Just say anything you want I will do it.
Done cc naijaboiy
Can you please fix the grammatical errors.

My dear,don't let anyone laughing spoil ur mood.
I appreciate u wonderful efforts but we have to get it right wink
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by ClassCaptain(m): 10:13pm On Mar 23, 2016
Maxi112:
what happen next?
are u guys gonno have a quiet time together? just curious to no
no be only quiet time, na morning devotion grin

1 Like

Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Izyyblaze(f): 10:13pm On Mar 23, 2016
Oliviaarims:
Contender No 3


My Dearest Laveda:



Amongst the stars, your smile radiates the brightest. Angels kowtow and Goddesses genuflect before your beauty. Your intellectual curiosity is something I sought in every woman. Parrots sings your appraisals to the heavens. Mere words cannot be used to describe how beautiful you are. Your voice causes reverberations in my spine. My head is clouded by your images and I gain attention as I mentally UnCloth you. I'm a man with pride, and I promise to hold you high, if possible, close to the skies. Be my soul mate, and I promise to be everything you ever desired in a man. Wealthy, powerful, sexually active, gentleman when we play and a mean brute when we mate.



Cc Laveda.
I like
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by EdwardSnowden: 10:14pm On Mar 23, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
hmmm nice but u shot urself in d leg by typing, mentally uncloth her, dats bullshiit, ure wooing her bcaus u want to hav sex or what? guys of nowadays, eveyintin is sex, sex, sex and sex.

Even you, a known cross-dressing _faggot who plays with lipstick and nail polish, wants to coach men about seducing women? Bro, you better concentrate on the dinner you're cooking for your boyfriend!

1 Like

Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:14pm On Mar 23, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

NO!

*exam question*

Who made such post and to who? Hahahahahahaha
HALFRICANADIAN TO ADASUN
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:15pm On Mar 23, 2016
...where are the mellifluous rhymes & rhyme schemes?...where are the figurative enjambments & ember-esque tropes?... ..the mixed metaphors & trenchant paraphors?...where is the astute storytelling that gets your hackles up?...where is witticism & intelligent use of vocabulary?...

...smh...
...I expected more...this is not what I gave farano 2 years ago...
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:15pm On Mar 23, 2016
Smellymouth:
LEOSIRSIR, nice one boss
what's nice about that one undecided angry
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by uyisteven(m): 10:15pm On Mar 23, 2016
sheunsheun:

Its nice going up against these champions, I knew Laveda was always goin 2 b hard tongue i must confess this guys ar rilli gd. M glad 2 win as a debutant. cool

*******

Nice 1 brotherly....
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:15pm On Mar 23, 2016
BrownCookie:
Can you please fix the gramnatical errors. That is what left me speechless.
Fúck!!! gringringrin
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by halfricanadian(f): 10:15pm On Mar 23, 2016
Adasun:
to halafricanadian


it's your lucky day.out of all wenches here,i picked you to talk to.


Hal,your sight makes my intestines twist,your smell cause replays in my nerves


i may be a noob,but i'm the only one talking to you.damn girl,you have more curves than my ergonomically-correct keyboard.

You probably woun't believe this,but in real life,i'm still a virgin and i ask my self,if i said you had a beautiful body,would you let me simulate losing my virginity on it?

Hal sweet,come to my place and i'ii show you my playstation,and by "playstation"i really do mean play station.don't ask what we are playing because i have being woundering if they is a diabolical terrorist group in your pants and i am ready to pull out my grenade and infiltrate that a$s.

Say yest to Adasun,he is all you would need

Actually its funny i loved tanx

smiley


You are actually a very lovely person

smiley
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by sheunsheun(m): 10:16pm On Mar 23, 2016
Laveda:

embarassed oh it's you ...
kiss kiss
Yes Baby!!! I told u i was goin 2 sweep u off wink
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Princeparix(m): 10:16pm On Mar 23, 2016
JoeCutie:
Leonardo onye? Lmfao! Kwusikwa that thing biko. I'm a learner. grin

No be only learner... See professor emeritus the claim learner
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by vizkiz: 10:16pm On Mar 23, 2016
princeparix how far? Watin the babe talk?
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:16pm On Mar 23, 2016
BrownCookie:

Can you please fix the gramnatical errors.
That is what left me speechless.
hahahahaha! You have made the whole thing boring
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Laveda(f): 10:16pm On Mar 23, 2016
Cutehector:
I think i'm impressed with the nice lines here





Contestant number 3: nice words bro. cool it's a pity miss laveda doesn't like poetry.

Cc: oliviaarims, jadekitana, naijaboiy.



Halfrica, even heaven can't please u. Wats ur own sef.


Browncookie: just say yes to ur wooer na grin


Phew. Been a long day
Must you always show yourself? undecided
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:16pm On Mar 23, 2016
BrownCookie:
Can you please fix the gramnatical errors. That is what left me speechless.
This is EVIL, i mean, pure EVIL. hahahahahahahaha
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by AlienStar: 10:16pm On Mar 23, 2016
The norm. I'm feeling sleepy already, buh i don't want to miss the fun.
Ray360:

yeah! How's the night treating you?
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:17pm On Mar 23, 2016
EdwardSnowden:


Even you, a known cross-dressing _faggot who plays with lipstick and nail polish, wants to coach men about seducing women? Bro, you better concentrate on the dinner you're cooking for your boyfriend!
BRO in my kingdom, far away across the atlantis where only deadly pirates dare ventures to cross, sea demons and sea gods, we dnt reply alternate monikers, face me with ur main moniker, if ure the true son of ur mother.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 10:17pm On Mar 23, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
in ur dreams bro! grin
and my MTN edge is blazing fast.
Edge is no more in vogue bro. It is obsolete and old-fashioned.

Step up to 3G/4G. That's what is in vogue now bro tongue tongue
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Laveda(f): 10:17pm On Mar 23, 2016
BrownCookie:

Can you please fix the gramnatical errors.
That is what left me speechless.
grin grin grin

(1) (2) (3) ... (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) ... (41) (Reply)

Ladies, What Makes A Guy Boring? / Famous People Who Waited Until Marriage To Lose Their Virginity / Outrage As Nigerian Man Beats A Lady Who Confronted Him (Photos)

Viewing this topic: 2 guest(s)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 42
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.