Estharfabian:
Shebi?



BTW...Happy Good Friday!

Jadekitana:
Ha Ope o, I was already not getting comfortable with the whole thing,just didn't know how to say it.Thought I was gonna sound proud and all. All these public wooing contest isn't my thing don't really like to be the topic in any discussion,truth be told I checked the 9pm time on Saturday i'm gonna be partying with friends,my attention would have been greatly divided,wouldnt have participated fully. I'm happy you guys opted for someone else, I admire your courage though. I think I'v been wooed enough in the pre-wooing phase, you guys were great and funny cheers!

Cc naijaboy,ezepromoe,cutehector,chronique

EzePromoe:
True, and I feel sorry for her too but more sorry for myself because you called me that. Oh
Don't you feel sorry for me too?

...Insane!


You're crazy!

Jadekitana:
Ha Ope o, I was already not getting comfortable with the whole thing,just didn't know how to say it.Thought I was gonna sound proud and all. All these public wooing contest isn't my thing don't really like to be the topic in any discussion,truth be told I checked the 9pm time on Saturday i'm gonna be partying with friends,my attention would have been greatly divided,wouldnt have participated fully. I'm happy you guys opted for someone else, I admire your courage though. I think I'v been wooed enough in the pre-wooing phase, you guys were great and funny cheers!
Cc naijaboy,ezepromoe,cutehector,chronique

That's the spirit sister! I admire your magnanimity, and so you know, whatever that transpired doesn't take a bit from you. You still have a big heart and a great soul, my fun time with you was really worth it!
Have a lovely weekend!

Estharfabian you were saying?

Estharfabian:
?? Y'all Are Crazy Bunch of testosterone!


..You Can't treat a Sissy that way.

EzePromoe:
That's the spirit sister! I admire your magnanimity, and so you know, whatever that transpired doesn't take a bit from you. You still have a big heart and a great soul, my fun time with you was really worth it!
Have a lovely weekend!

Estharfabian you were saying?

Jadekitana:
Ha Ope o, I was already not getting comfortable with the whole thing,just didn't know how to say it.Thought I was gonna sound proud and all. All these public wooing contest isn't my thing don't really like to be the topic in any discussion,truth be told I checked the 9pm time on Saturday i'm gonna be partying with friends,my attention would have been greatly divided,wouldnt have participated fully. I'm happy you guys opted for someone else, I admire your courage though. I think I'v been wooed enough in the pre-wooing phase, you guys were great and funny cheers!
Cc naijaboy,ezepromoe,cutehector,chronique

EzePromoe:

[b]Ada Ada, Adaure nwa, Ada nke mbu. Oyoyo m. Omalicha!
First of all introduction! My name is Highest Chief Ezedike "Oyoyo Sweetus" Chukwupromoe, CEO of 12 giant containers in the wharf, 2 from China, 3 from Japan, 2 from Malaysia, 4 from Dubai and my last born from South Africa. But you see all this my babies aren't fit to compare to your smile not to talk of you. Baby girl, you're my oxygen, my carbon (IV) oxide, my atmosphere, my bank account, my credit card, my everything! Even in my dreams, na you be the star actress, everywhere, you've taken over me. If you leave me, I will commit suicide and if I don't succeed in committing suicide, I will kill myself. Baby please just say you love me, oh God me! Dollar notes will be your handkerchief, Pound notes will be your footmat, Naira notes will be your tissue paper. Dubai from Nigeria go be like from our room to our parlour, my Banana island mansion go be our refuse dump, na 24-karat gold we go take wire our house, if you see garri near our house, know say na gutter we wan use am sandfill. Me and you together will be like the two lovebirds Romeo and Juliet imitated. Just say YES, please!
Meanwhile meet my house keepers that will take care of us;

Ekwutosi (Cutehector) - Gateman
Adekoro (Chronique)
Rexkexmillann and Kibbz (Body guard and cleaner respectively)

PS: They will do anything for you except washing your undies and doing any work in your room. That's my duty

Signed: Eze Promoe
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Estharfabian:
...Insane!


You're crazy!

LOL. All for my sweet Adaure4ever. Don't you think we'll make a perfect match?

@Adaure, say something na. Your silence is killing me. Oh

iAmCharis:
Hahaha baba no worry, love na big house. I go dey main apartment while you go dey boys quarters.

I'm challenging DaveP to woo Adufetohposh
Cc: Naijaboiy

Cutehector:
Estharfabian... I engineered everything!



I had to feeling she would break our hearts on Saturday.. so I had to act fast....I hope this would convince u estharfabian.

I guess I was right afterall.

Estharfabian:
You Can spoil someone's show.



....And I just charged my phone 200% to watch Your show.
Why U switching? Stop being a pûssy jaweh!

naijaboiy:

Noted!

Jadekitana:


Hahaha chill it's just a contest! I appreciated you guys from day one. But you must have noticed my slow response to your mentions,i wasn't really comfortable especially being a newbie here, didn't wanna attract too much attention knowing fully well that some ladies were not really happy with you especially wooing me. I no like wahala o, na jeje I dey! So i'm very relieved by your decisions. But I have a feeling EzePromoe would win you *runs outa thread*

Jadekitana:


Hahaha chill it's just a contest! I appreciated you guys from day one. But you must have noticed my slow response to your mentions,i wasn't really comfortable especially being a newbie here, didn't wanna attract too much attention knowing fully well that some ladies were not really happy with you especially wooing me. I no like wahala o, na jeje I dey! So i'm very relieved by your decisions. But I have a feeling EzePromoe would win you *runs outa thread*

You can say that again girlfriend, and don't run away cus Hector will do nothing!

EzePromoe:
LOL. All for my sweet Adaure4ever. Don't you think we'll make a perfect match?

@Adaure, say something na. Your silence is killing me. Oh

EzePromoe:
You can say that again girlfriend, and don't run away cus Hector will do nothing!

daveP:
so now we have to convert to submitting anonymously now ba? inform him.

Laveda:
Same to you dear
Make sure you go to church

LoL!


I'm not o! We don't do Easter in our church.

Estharfabian:
LoL!



I'm not o!
We don't do Easter in our church.

daveP:
Lol. (shakes him) contunu you hear. don't say I didn't warn you. the mad man dance that Jeremiah Gyang sang about will soon happen.


you never see ebuka dey beat chief owonikoko before?

Cutehector:
Estharf.abian... I engineered everything!



I had to feeling she would break our hearts on Saturday.. so I had to act fast....I hope this would convince u esth.arfabian.

I guess I was right afterall.

LoL!



Ikenna, You're taking this to heart o! Are You this emotional?
LoL. No! You didn't have any feeling Jaweh. I'm sure You read Her last diary update. That's why.


Guys ehn! Una get wahala o!
Ezepromoe Has Magically fallen in Love with another chick!
Odieqwu! Eze, I Hail thee!

Laveda:

Which church?

Errrrm.....




Deeper life!

Adaure4ever:
lol. Just that I lost my android in a taxi yesterday.. The shock is still around.
Nice composure you did up there. Kudos

Hahahaha (big man laugh). Your lost your phone just at the right time. Chief Sweetus to the rescue

Just tell me how you want your new phone to look like (even if you want it to have room and parlour + 3 bedroom flat, no problem!) let me fly to China to get a customised package direct from factory

EzePromoe:
Hahahaha (big man laugh). Your lost your phone just at the right time. Chief Sweetus to the rescue

Just tell me how you want your new phone to look like (even if you want it to have room and parlour + 3 bedroom flat, no problem!) let me fly to China to get a customised package direct from factory

Estharfabian:
LoL!



Ikenna, You're taking this to heart o! Are You this emotional?
LoL. No! You didn't have any feeling Jaweh. I'm sure You read Her last diary update. That's why.


Guys ehn! Una get wahala o!
Ezepromoe Has Magically fallen in Love with another chick!
Odieqwu! Eze, I Hail thee!

EzePromoe:
Hahahaha (big man laugh). Your lost your phone just at the right time. Chief Sweetus to the rescue

Just tell me how you want your new phone to look like (even if you want it to have room and parlour + 3 bedroom flat, no problem!) let me fly to China to get a customised package direct from factory

Estharfabian:
LoL!



Ikenna, You're taking this to heart o! Are You this emotional?
LoL. No! You didn't have any feeling Jaweh. I'm sure You read Her last diary update. That's why.


Guys ehn! Una get wahala o!
Ezepromoe Has Magically fallen in Love with another chick!
Odieqwu! Eze, I Hail thee!

Nne, okwa ihe love n'eme. Oh my God, see loooooove!

Cutehector:
ya crazy.... ezepromoe... why do u love adaure?

Just read my epistle to Adaure

Adaure4ever:
lwkmd.

naijaboiy:
[size=14pt]Hello Nairalanders!!

We are pleased to bring to you the much expected and most anticipated Romance section wooing challenge.

This is the first edition this year and it's for the MEN.

i'm your Host,,Naijaboiy

This is how it Goes: Our Handsome young men will pick their ladies and get them wooed with their great use of words.

Now Guys, this is no joke. You have to be really creative in your conjuring of words in other to smear the heart of the lady you have in mind, so that she will have no choice but to pick you among the rest of the other opponents(if you may have).

Now who is that lady you've been crushing on?

That lady whom you just can't help but smile when you see her posts and you can't do without checking her profile everyday to check her new photo? Cheezy

Hmmm, i bet the image is forming in your Head already.

Well let's not waste much of our time.

All you have to do is choose a lady you wish to woo and tag the Host's name so he will be notified.

For example: I wish to woo mrsphyno
Cc: Naijaboiy.

It's that simple!

Let's get the Ball rolling. Guys, I know we are good at this already, so I don't need to tell you guys much. Just come out and pick your lady, don't hide under the veil anymore, she may be the true queen of your heart after this, who knows.

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