Abbeyunique2:
Good morning GC,

Good morning Bro and welcome

DTOBS, good one from you there and I think that is in line with the latest challenge on board actually. Atleast knowing a little more about our next potential environment for nothing less than a year would go a long way in influencing whatever decision one might make with regards to the CBN and HERITAGE BANK stuff absolutely.

Kbs468:

But I don't think there is any reason for not increasing the allawee na because PMB said there is over #1,000,000,000,000 in the federation account courtesy TSA ( Treasury Single Account) waiting to be deployed coupled with the recovered stolen funds here and there, why can't they move for it ASAP?

Atleast, that would compensate for their withdrawal from paying the #5,000 stipends for the unemployed youths and the elderly.

Good Morning Mr. KBS468. I think the report from this link: https://www.nairaland.com/3010320/president-buhari-presents-10-months-scorecard has it that the TSA recovered N3 Trillion which will come handy during the implementation of this year's budget.

From a similar report I saw (stating that there are about 260,000 corp members to cater for in this fiscal year), I made the following analysis:

[size=15pt]PART A[/size]
Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members = N3000 x 260,000 Corps = N780,000,000.00

Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Month = N19,800 x 260,000 Corps =N5,148,000,000.00
Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N5,148,000,000 per Month x 12 Months = N61,776,000,000

TOTAL = Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members + Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N780,000,000.00 + N61,776,000,000 = N62,556,000,000.00 + Contingencies (Cost of Camping, etc)

[size=15pt]PART B[/size]
Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members = N3000 x 260,000 Corps = N780,000,000.00

Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Month = N40,000 x 260,000 Corps =N10,400,000,000.00
Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N10,400,000,000 per Month x 12 Months = N124,800,000,000.00

TOTAL = Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members + Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N780,000,000.00 + N124,800,000,000 = N125,580,000,000.00 + Contingencies (Cost of Camping, etc)

MY PEOPLE, I ALWAYS TRY NOT TO BE AN ADVOCATE OF CORPS' ALLOWANCE INCREMENT. BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS ANALYSIS IN RELATION TO HOW 'MONEYS' ARE BEING SPENT/DIVERTED FOR SEVERAL REASONS THAT CAUSES LITTLE OR NO EFFECT ON THE NATION AS A WHOLE, IS APPROXIMATELY N127 BILLION NAIRA TOO MUCH TO SPEND ON CORP MEMBERS WHO HAVE GONE THROUGH ALL THE 'HURDLES' OF BEING A GRADUATE?

[size=15pt]MY PEOPLE, THIS IS THE FIRST THING I'LL DO IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT FOR 1 WEEK![/size]

GOOD MORNING ALL!

cc
KBS468

CROBBOY:

Good Morning Mr. KBS468. I think the report from this link: https://www.nairaland.com/3010320/president-buhari-presents-10-months-scorecard has it that the TSA recovered N3 Trillion which will come handy during the implementation of this year's budget.

From a similar report I saw (stating that there are about 260,000 corp members to cater for in this fiscal year), I made the following analysis:

[size=15pt]PART A[/size]
Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members = N3000 x 260,000 Corps = N780,000,000.00

Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Month = N19,800 x 260,000 Corps =N5,148,000,000.00
Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N5,148,000,000 per Month x 12 Months = N61,776,000,000

TOTAL = Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members + Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N780,000,000.00 + N61,776,000,000 = N62,556,000,000.00 + Contingencies (Cost of Camping, etc)

[size=15pt]PART B[/size]
Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members = N3000 x 260,000 Corps = N780,000,000.00

Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Month = N40,000 x 260,000 Corps =N10,400,000,000.00
Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N10,400,000,000 per Month x 12 Months = N124,800,000,000.00

TOTAL = Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members + Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N780,000,000.00 + N124,800,000,000 = N125,580,000,000.00 + Contingencies (Cost of Camping, etc)

MY PEOPLE, I ALWAYS TRY NOT TO BE AN ADVOCATE OF CORPS' ALLOWANCE INCREMENT. BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS ANALYSIS IN RELATION TO HOW 'MONEYS' ARE BEING SPENT/DIVERTED FOR SEVERAL REASONS THAT CAUSES LITTLE OR NO EFFECT ON THE NATION AS A WHOLE, IS APPROXIMATELY N127 BILLION NAIRA TOO MUCH TO SPEND ON CORP MEMBERS WHO HAVE GONE THROUGH THE 'HURDLES' OF BEING A GRADUATE?

[size=15pt]MY PEOPLE, THIS IS THE FIRST THING I'LL DO IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT FOR 1 WEEK![/size]

GOOD MORNING ALL!

cc
KBS468

Great one there! I think we re reasoning in the same direction

iambibi:
ma night was great n urs? .......and No light sef .. Buh wait o..*checks roaster*. It Seems like today is ur turn ooo... Oya permit me to look for your troubles today . ...... Tnks

lol....... Oya bring am make we do small wahala..... Boredom wan kee me here, no EPL and me no sabi watch TV, i wish say i fit play all dese games wit mysef

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

Kbs468:
DTOBS, good one from you there and I think that is in line with the latest challenge on board actually. Atleast knowing a little more about our next potential environment for nothing less than a year would go a long way in influencing whatever decision one might make with regards to the CBN and HERITAGE BANK stuff absolutely.

Exactly my brother.
But first thing first, and that's where "feasibility studies" comes in.


By the way: that thing that you and chommieblaq dey talk for Hausa haufa nah...
*whispering* shey u dey help me beg her ni cos she don leave me!!!

Chommieblaq:





Morning dear, see me don dey reason the money sef hahahahahba

no b ds buhari wey b like gum

Can't wait for this thread to hit 2000...

That's my year of birth and I hope you people will do me the honour of allowing me to open that page!


Thanks in advance.

iambibi! iambibi!! iambibi!!!

My people...good morning...please which network has the best subscription for BB10 now...gracias as you all help...iambibi my punchline assessor I don miss u o

Kbs468:
DTOBS, good one from you there and I think that is in line with the latest challenge on board actually. Atleast knowing a little more about our next potential environment for nothing less than a year would go a long way in influencing whatever decision one might make with regards to the CBN and HERITAGE BANK stuff absolutely.

Exactly brother! Someone said that if you give a POOR MAN N5 Million today, its just a matter of 2-5 years, he'll return to where he came from. Because poverty is not the absence of money, but is the absence of the right mind (ideas, business system, capacity ) to produce money.

DTOBS:

Exactly my brother.
But first thing first, and that's where "feasibility studies" comes in.


By the way: that thing that you and chommieblaq dey talk for Hausa haufa nah...
*whispering* shey u dey help me beg her ni cos she don leave me!!!

I REALLY LOVE THE BOLDED! I BELIEVE THAT IS WHAT KBS468 IS TRYING TO HELP US DO WITH THE QUOTE BELOW:

Kbs468:


Good Morning Citizens

Yes that was the Intro yesterday and we bring to you the details this morning straight up

And here it goes down below before we start dancing Konko Below with our Brains and fingers

Actually, the latest challenge is nothing new to all of us though both from our point of view here in GOLDEN CITY and in the outside world around our walls which is why GRACELANDERS and others that have anything to do with NYSC too would be welcomed whole heartedly as Key Figures and participants around our dinning Table this time around


And here we go


Note:
¤* It's not COMPULSORY that you must respond with the exact figure or degree of imput so that you won't be discouraged to say something or contribute your quota

¤* You can also choose to give your response part by part instead of typing out a whole at once because some persons have phobia for long commentary/Views/opinion or idea postage

Alright, Now, Up next is the Challenge as presented below

1.
20 THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW AND/OR DO AS GRADUATES or BEFORE SERVICE ELAPSES
2.
5 THINGS TO DO IN 5 DIFFERENT STATES THAT CAN IMPROVE ONE'S STANDARD OF LIVING AS A CORPS MEMBER

This 2nd one can be structured with respect to building a career path during service year, employability and job creation, relationships, etc


3. CULTURAL SETTINGS OF OUR PRESENT STATES OF RESIDENCE WITH RESPECT TO THE PREDOMINANT SOURCE OF INCOME, RECREATIONAL AVENUE AVAILABLE SUCH AS PARKS, TOURIST SITES, etc

In this line.. we are trying to reintroduce the talk about our present state of basement again So that we can refresh our minds about each state of the federation again

4. IF YOU ARE PRIVILEGED TO BE THE PRESIDENT FOR ONE WEEK, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT NIGERIA?

5. IF YOU ARE THE NYSC Director General for one year, WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU ENVISAGE AND PROMOTE ABOUT THE SCHEME?

6. IF YOU ARE THE Minister for Education, WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU EFFECT IN SALVAGING NIGERIA'S EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM?



In Trying to buttress our explanations, we should bear in mind that

The essence of the No.2 is to have the 37 states discussed out so that citizens can have an idea about the nature of the states that we have relative to NYSC which would help enhance preparation for entrepreneurship during service year.

While For No.3, 4 5 & 6, many Nigerians "KNOW" (in abstract) what they think is the responsibility of leaders as it relates to their present predicament, hence the importance of this discuss as our MENU for the time being.

Sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic for the Executive Cabinet
CC:

CROBBOY:

Exactly brother! Someone said that if you give a POOR MAN N5 Million today, it just a matter of 2-5 years, he'll return to where he came from. Because poverty is not the absence of money, but is the absence of the right mind (ideas, business system, capacity ) to produce money.

truth be told, I'm. A poor man, but bring that 5m first, make i mail u my acc number?

DTOBS:
Can't wait for this thread to hit 2000...

That's my year of birth and I hope you people will do me the honour of allowing me to open that page!


Thanks in advance.

o'yeah.....#2000
we all can't wait.
na my mate u b bdat...

page 2000 loading......

justified10:
I go use ha do concubine...make I just put ha for one flat dey help her...u get

U self! What are u feeling like? In short I no dey carry her give u again. Concubine kor, cucumber ni. I think sey u serious b4 ni. I go find better person 4 her. This one wey u just dey feel urself. Gerrawt!

LogoDWhiz:

Flavoured weed..

e b lyk say presido no dey dull

justified10:
u no get husby? share with her na

Lol!

justified10:
I no ready make u ma second sef...abbie25 na ma Darling, she no go Gree

I thought u were married 2 Katherine d footballer.

jubrealguy:
truth be told, I'm. A poor man, but bring that 5m first, make i mail u my acc number?

Anyway, there are certain amount of money that are not deposited to certain 'Class' of account. First thing first,
=Do you have a business idea or proposal?
=Have you develop the business system and structure upon which that will be run (independent of your presence)?
=Have you registered it (atleast as a "Business Name" if not "Limited Liability Company")
=Do you have a Current Account in the said business name (Compulsory for LLC Optional for Business Name depending on the business terrain)

IF YES TO YES TO ALL THE ABOVE, THEN COME I'LL SHOW YOU HOW AND WHERE TO GET THE MONEY (which is similar to what DTOBS is saying) WITH LITTLE OR NO COLLATERAL

Yemson:





o'yeah.....#2000
we all can't wait.
na my mate u b bdat...

You? Y2k? Na lie....

You wey be say na u and Taye Taiwo be bithrday mate

Crobboy, you re right...
As for jubrealguy; that guy is a clown... Well I think u've given him the necessary conditions which I believe it's not stringent requirements!

CROBBOY:

Anyway, there are certain amount of money that are not deposited to certain 'Class' of account. First thing first,
=Do you have a business idea or proposal?
=Have you develop the business system and structure upon which that will be run (independent of your presence)?
=Have you registered it (atleast as a "Business Name" if not "Limited Liability Company")
=Do you have a Current Account in the said business name (Compulsory for LLC Optional for Business Name depending on the business terrain)

IF YES TO YES TO ALL THE ABOVE, THEN COME I'LL SHOW YOU HOW AND WHERE TO GET THE MONEY (which is similar to what DTOBS is saying) WITH LITTLE OR NO COLLATERAL

no need to ask me all that, just let's find a way to make sure I have the 5m and let me jejely come back in 2-5yrs........u didn't add all ds clause before u said "give a poor man 5m""

DTOBS:

Exactly my brother.
But first thing first, and that's where "feasibility studies" comes in.


By the way: that thing that you and chommieblaq dey talk for Hausa haufa nah...
*whispering* shey u dey help me beg her ni cos she don leave me!!!

It's good to know that we are speaking with same voice.

On the other hand, thank God say you don confess to me and I would gladly announce it to the hearing and admiration of all and sundry that you told me the below


'By the way: that thing that you and chommieblaq dey talk for Hausa haufa nah...
*whispering* shey u dey help me beg her ni cos she don leave me!!!'

DTOBS:
Crobboy, you re right...
As for jubrealguy; that guy is a clown... Well I think u've given him the necessary conditions which I believe it's not stringent requirements!

lol....... I know people like u, not stringent enough until I'm about to get the 5m, so u think i will share my business idea with u like that only for you guyz to tell me that u r sorry, i cnt get the money then use my business idea to make yourself richer all because u av the money and i don't...........eko goor, abi?

PEOPLE, I THINK WE SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO THOSE VERY IMPORTANT DISCUSSES KBS468 HAS THROWN UP THERE.

[size=20pt]EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY (ATLEAST, FOR YOUR OWN STATE OF ORIGIN/RESIDENCE ) [/size]

This will help us all to learn and gather as much information we need (just like DTOBS calls it "Feasibility Study" for the various states which will enhance our choice and decisions during the the service year. I think its pertinent we pay attention to this. Who knows, someone might just 'leak out' the secret to your dream.

REMEMBER, TIMELY INFORMATION IS WHAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE!

[size=20pt]I AM STARTING WITH CROSS RIVER STATE. OFF HERE I GO!
[/size]

DTOBS:
Can't wait for this thread to hit 2000...

That's my year of birth and I hope you people will do me the honour of allowing me to open that page!


Thanks in advance.

Taaaa! Which 2,000? Abi na secondary school you still dey?

Shey you do small Maths for Economics na? Abi you don forget say na 16 yrs b from 2,000 and 2016?

CROBBOY:
PEOPLE, I THINK WE SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO THOSE VERY IMPORTANT DISCUSSES KBS468 HAS THROWN UP THERE.

[size=20pt]EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY (ATLEAST, FOR YOUR OWN STATE OF ORIGIN/RESIDENCE ) [/size]

This will help us all to learn and gather as much information we need (just like DTOBS calls it "Feasibility Study" for the various states which will enhance our choice and decisions during the the service year. I think its pertinent we par attention to this. Who knows, someone might just 'leak out' the secret to your dream.

REMEMBER, TIMELY INFORMATION IS WHAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE!

[size=20pt]I AM STARTING WITH CROSS RIVER STATE. OFF HERE I GO!
[/size]

Carry on while pressy and other Citizens come on board later after they might have overcame the Birthday Bash hang over from the treat we had for him yesterday

DTOBS:
You? Y2k? Na lie....
You wey be say na u and Taye Taiwo be bithrday mate

lwkmd4h abeg no kill my market, na fresh blood I b

Kbs468:

Taaaa! Which 2,000? Abi na secondary school you still dey?

Shey you do small Maths for Economics na? Abi you don forget say na 16 yrs b from 2,000 and 2016?

Lolzzz..na Dis Dec I go hit 16 nah

Yemson:


lwkmd4h
abeg no kill my market, na fresh blood I b

Abegi, you no u no fit lie gimme

jubrealguy:
lol....... I know people like u, not stringent enough until I'm about to get the 5m, so u think i will share my business idea with u like that only for you guyz to tell me that u r sorry, i cnt get the money then use my business idea to make yourself richer all because u av the money and i don't...........eko goor, abi?

Are you for real? Copy your idea? My God...
You funny oolll
You made me remember primary school days:
"COPY copy, e no good ooo
Write your own ooo, e go better"