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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:19am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Abbeyunique2:Good morning Bro and welcome |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:23am On Mar 26, 2016 |
DTOBS, good one from you there and I think that is in line with the latest challenge on board actually. Atleast knowing a little more about our next potential environment for nothing less than a year would go a long way in influencing whatever decision one might make with regards to the CBN and HERITAGE BANK stuff absolutely. 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 10:49am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Kbs468:Good Morning Mr. KBS468. I think the report from this link: https://www.nairaland.com/3010320/president-buhari-presents-10-months-scorecard has it that the TSA recovered N3 Trillion which will come handy during the implementation of this year's budget. From a similar report I saw (stating that there are about 260,000 corp members to cater for in this fiscal year), I made the following analysis: [size=15pt]PART A[/size] Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members = N3000 x 260,000 Corps = N780,000,000.00 Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Month = N19,800 x 260,000 Corps =N5,148,000,000.00 Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N5,148,000,000 per Month x 12 Months = N61,776,000,000 TOTAL = Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members + Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N780,000,000.00 + N61,776,000,000 = N62,556,000,000.00 + Contingencies (Cost of Camping, etc) [size=15pt]PART B[/size] Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members = N3000 x 260,000 Corps = N780,000,000.00 Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Month = N40,000 x 260,000 Corps =N10,400,000,000.00 Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N10,400,000,000 per Month x 12 Months = N124,800,000,000.00 TOTAL = Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members + Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N780,000,000.00 + N124,800,000,000 = N125,580,000,000.00 + Contingencies (Cost of Camping, etc) MY PEOPLE, I ALWAYS TRY NOT TO BE AN ADVOCATE OF CORPS' ALLOWANCE INCREMENT. BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS ANALYSIS IN RELATION TO HOW 'MONEYS' ARE BEING SPENT/DIVERTED FOR SEVERAL REASONS THAT CAUSES LITTLE OR NO EFFECT ON THE NATION AS A WHOLE, IS APPROXIMATELY N127 BILLION NAIRA TOO MUCH TO SPEND ON CORP MEMBERS WHO HAVE GONE THROUGH ALL THE 'HURDLES' OF BEING A GRADUATE? [size=15pt]MY PEOPLE, THIS IS THE FIRST THING I'LL DO IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT FOR 1 WEEK![/size] GOOD MORNING ALL! cc KBS468 4 Likes |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 10:52am On Mar 26, 2016 |
CROBBOY:Great one there! I think we re reasoning in the same direction 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 10:53am On Mar 26, 2016 |
iambibi:lol....... Oya bring am make we do small wahala..... Boredom wan kee me here, no EPL and me no sabi watch TV, i wish say i fit play all dese games wit mysef |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by chisophia(f): 10:54am On Mar 26, 2016 |
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 10:54am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Kbs468:Exactly my brother. But first thing first, and that's where "feasibility studies" comes in. By the way: that thing that you and chommieblaq dey talk for Hausa ![]() *whispering* shey u dey help me beg her ni cos she don leave me!!! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 10:57am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Chommieblaq:no b ds buhari wey b like gum |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 10:59am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Can't wait for this thread to hit 2000... That's my year of birth and I hope you people will do me the honour of allowing me to open that page! Thanks in advance. |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:01am On Mar 26, 2016 |
iambibi! iambibi!! iambibi!!! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eddykisses1(m): 11:06am On Mar 26, 2016 |
My people...good morning...please which network has the best subscription for BB10 now...gracias as you all help...iambibi my punchline assessor I don miss u o |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 11:06am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Kbs468:Exactly brother! Someone said that if you give a POOR MAN N5 Million today, its just a matter of 2-5 years, he'll return to where he came from. Because poverty is not the absence of money, but is the absence of the right mind (ideas, business system, capacity ) to produce money. DTOBS:I REALLY LOVE THE BOLDED! I BELIEVE THAT IS WHAT KBS468 IS TRYING TO HELP US DO WITH THE QUOTE BELOW: Kbs468: 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:08am On Mar 26, 2016 |
CROBBOY:truth be told, I'm. A poor man, but bring that 5m first, make i mail u my acc number? |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Yemson(m): 11:08am On Mar 26, 2016 |
DTOBS: o'yeah.....#2000 we all can't wait. na my mate u b bdat... |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by olamy2000(m): 11:09am On Mar 26, 2016 |
page 2000 loading...... |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:10am On Mar 26, 2016 |
justified10:U self! What are u feeling like? In short I no dey carry her give u again. Concubine kor, cucumber ni. I think sey u serious b4 ni. I go find better person 4 her. This one wey u just dey feel urself. Gerrawt! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:12am On Mar 26, 2016 |
LogoDWhiz:e b lyk say presido no dey dull |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:15am On Mar 26, 2016 |
justified10:Lol! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:16am On Mar 26, 2016 |
justified10:I thought u were married 2 Katherine d footballer. |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 11:20am On Mar 26, 2016 |
jubrealguy:Anyway, there are certain amount of money that are not deposited to certain 'Class' of account. First thing first, =Do you have a business idea or proposal? =Have you develop the business system and structure upon which that will be run (independent of your presence)? =Have you registered it (atleast as a "Business Name" if not "Limited Liability Company") =Do you have a Current Account in the said business name (Compulsory for LLC Optional for Business Name depending on the business terrain) IF YES TO YES TO ALL THE ABOVE, THEN COME I'LL SHOW YOU HOW AND WHERE TO GET THE MONEY (which is similar to what DTOBS is saying) WITH LITTLE OR NO COLLATERAL |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 11:21am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Yemson:You? Y2k? Na lie.... You wey be say na u and Taye Taiwo be bithrday mate 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 11:23am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Crobboy, you re right... As for jubrealguy; that guy is a clown... Well I think u've given him the necessary conditions which I believe it's not stringent requirements! |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:27am On Mar 26, 2016 |
CROBBOY:no need to ask me all that, just let's find a way to make sure I have the 5m and let me jejely come back in 2-5yrs........u didn't add all ds clause before u said "give a poor man 5m"" |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:31am On Mar 26, 2016 |
DTOBS:It's good to know that we are speaking with same voice. On the other hand, thank God say you don confess to me and I would gladly announce it to the hearing and admiration of all and sundry that you told me the below 'By the way: that thing that you and chommieblaq dey talk for Hausa ![]() *whispering* shey u dey help me beg her ni cos she don leave me!!!' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:33am On Mar 26, 2016 |
DTOBS:lol....... I know people like u, not stringent enough until I'm about to get the 5m, so u think i will share my business idea with u like that only for you guyz to tell me that u r sorry, i cnt get the money then use my business idea to make yourself richer all because u av the money and i don't...........eko goor, abi? |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 11:35am On Mar 26, 2016 |
PEOPLE, I THINK WE SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO THOSE VERY IMPORTANT DISCUSSES KBS468 HAS THROWN UP THERE. [size=20pt]EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY (ATLEAST, FOR YOUR OWN STATE OF ORIGIN/RESIDENCE ) [/size] This will help us all to learn and gather as much information we need (just like DTOBS calls it "Feasibility Study" ![]() REMEMBER, TIMELY INFORMATION IS WHAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE! [size=20pt]I AM STARTING WITH CROSS RIVER STATE. OFF HERE I GO! [/size] |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:38am On Mar 26, 2016 |
DTOBS:Taaaa! Which 2,000? Abi na secondary school you still dey? Shey you do small Maths for Economics na? Abi you don forget say na 16 yrs b from 2,000 and 2016? ![]() |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:43am On Mar 26, 2016 |
CROBBOY:Carry on while pressy and other Citizens come on board later after they might have overcame the Birthday Bash hang over from the treat we had for him yesterday |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Yemson(m): 11:47am On Mar 26, 2016 |
DTOBS:lwkmd4h abeg no kill my market, na fresh blood I b |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 11:51am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Kbs468:Lolzzz..na Dis Dec I go hit 16 nah ![]() |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 11:52am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Yemson:Abegi, you no u no fit lie gimme ![]() |
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 11:54am On Mar 26, 2016 |
jubrealguy:Are you for real ![]() ![]() You funny oolll You made me remember primary school days: "COPY copy, e no good ooo Write your own ooo, e go better" |
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