DTOBS:

Abegi, you no u no fit lie gimme

DTOBS:

Are you for real? Copy your idea? My God...
You funny oolll
You made me remember primary school days:
"COPY copy, e no good ooo
Write your own ooo, e go better"

Yemson:


naso....cos me no de giv lie, no 2de colet from u




page 1999

Gosj01:
Guys something on my mind, can I use my personal account for Nysc allaw payment or I have to open another seperate one?

cc: kbs468
dtobs

All Pcms

CROBBOY:

Good Morning Mr. KBS468. I think the report from this link: https://www.nairaland.com/3010320/president-buhari-presents-10-months-scorecard has it that the TSA recovered N3 Trillion which will come handy during the implementation of this year's budget.

From a similar report I saw (stating that there are about 260,000 corp members to cater for in this fiscal year), I made the following analysis:

[size=15pt]PART A[/size]
Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members = N3000 x 260,000 Corps = N780,000,000.00

Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Month = N19,800 x 260,000 Corps =N5,148,000,000.00
Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N5,148,000,000 per Month x 12 Months = N61,776,000,000

TOTAL = Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members + Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N780,000,000.00 + N61,776,000,000 = N62,556,000,000.00 + Contingencies (Cost of Camping, etc)

[size=15pt]PART B[/size]
Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members = N3000 x 260,000 Corps = N780,000,000.00

Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Month = N40,000 x 260,000 Corps =N10,400,000,000.00
Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N10,400,000,000 per Month x 12 Months = N124,800,000,000.00

TOTAL = Transport Money for 260,000 Corp Members + Allowance for 260,000 Corp Members a Year = N780,000,000.00 + N124,800,000,000 = N125,580,000,000.00 + Contingencies (Cost of Camping, etc)

MY PEOPLE, I ALWAYS TRY NOT TO BE AN ADVOCATE OF CORPS' ALLOWANCE INCREMENT. BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS ANALYSIS IN RELATION TO HOW 'MONEYS' ARE BEING SPENT/DIVERTED FOR SEVERAL REASONS THAT CAUSES LITTLE OR NO EFFECT ON THE NATION AS A WHOLE, IS APPROXIMATELY N127 BILLION NAIRA TOO MUCH TO SPEND ON CORP MEMBERS WHO HAVE GONE THROUGH ALL THE 'HURDLES' OF BEING A GRADUATE?

[size=15pt]MY PEOPLE, THIS IS THE FIRST THING I'LL DO IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT FOR 1 WEEK![/size]

GOOD MORNING ALL!

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KBS468

Very Good and thank you for saving me the stress of embarking on a separate analysis of the same frame work.

However, I would like to call on Mr Seun, Yokiti and Co to help push this to the front page once again please, Atleast from this very post for the benefit of all influences, particularly for the viewing pleasure of only the front page readers alone.

Because, I believe that in doing so, it can easily and quickly gets to those at the helm of affairs in Nigeria for a speedy consideration and implementation.

Even if the Budget had been prepared and delivered already, atleast there is room for Supplementary Budgeting before the fiscal year runs out to cater for the implementation.

We too on our own part should once again champion this cause by exploiting the various Social media forum in this regard. After all, we all saw how the #IstandwithBuhari group have been exposed and denounced by the Government itself.

My take as it is also in line with our latest challenge on board with respect to the Job creation and the Non-availability of take off capital persistent over the years

Or should I Draft a mail to that effect I guess, this notification should be enough indeed.

Thanks in anticipation of a prompt and favourable consideration

DTOBS:
Iambibi; fine ghel..wetin dey shelle nah

eddykisses1:
My people...good morning...please which network has the best subscription for BB10 now...gracias as you all help...iambibi my punchline assessor I don miss u o

iambibi:
.. D to d T to d O to d B to d S..... Am gud... And u

jubrealguy:
iambibi! iambibi!! iambibi!!!

CROBBOY:
NB: Most of what I speak here are in Parts and Summary to give you a fair understanding. This I will continue until our call to service.

NATURE OF CROSS RIVER STATE

PART A:
ABOUT CROSS RIVER STATE
Cross River is a coastal state in southeastern Nigeria, bordering Cameroon to the east. Its capital is at Calabar.

Cross River State is located in Nigeria's Delta region.It is bounded on the North by Benue State, on the South by Akwa Ibom State, on the East by Cameroun Repulic and on the West by Anambra and Imo States.

LOCAL GOVERNMENT AREAS
Cross River State has 18 Local Government Areas: Abi, Akampu, Akpabuyo, Bakassi, Bekwara, Biase, Boki, Calabar-Municipal, Calabar South, Etung, Ikom, Obanliku, Obubra, Obudu, Odukpani, Ogoja, Yakurr, Yala

NB:
1. Calabar South (where you can easily find BAD BOYS) and Calabar Municipal (The more civilized part of the state) is surrounded by Odukpani, Akpabuyo, Bakassi, and Akamkpa that is between 30 minutes to 1 and a half hour drive. THESE AREAS DEFINE THE CENTRAL PART OF CROSS RIVER STATE

2. Biase and Yakurr (with Ugep as the next civilized part in CRS) are atleast 2 hrs drive away from Calabar

3. From Calabar, Obubra (Where NYSC camp is situated with) is about 3hours drive away (with a bad road and brown soil) and Ikom (The next civilized LGA) 4 hour drive. THESE AREAS DEFINE THE CENTRAL PART OF CROSS RIVER STATE

4. Ogoja (With Igoli as the next civilized area), Bekwara and Yala are about 6-8 hours drive away from Calabar (Paying between N1700-N2500 as transport. Don't forget to eat very-well before travelling.)

5. Obudu, Obanliku (With Cattle Range Resort) and Boki are between 6-8 hour drive away from Calabar (Don't forget to eat very-well before travelling.) THESE AREAS DEFINE THE NORTHERN PART OF CROSS RIVER STATE

6. To be continued...

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

Speaking across the State collectively, cassava, yams, rice (mostly central and northern), plantain, banana, cocoyam, maize, cocoa (Ikom), rubber, groundnut and palm produce (Mostly central and southern).

Mineral resources in Cross river State include limestone, titanium, tin ore, ceramic raw materials and hardstone (Mostly southern, especially Akamkpa)


I no fit do this thing all at once o!. TO BE CONTINUED...

prindu:
Compliments my people!!!

classicTutor:


like seriously

iambibi:
... Jubrealguy!!! jubrealguy!!! jubrealguy!!!! jubrealguy!!!!!!!

DTOBS:

Honestly, you use to burst my bololodada with the way u cal me
Oya,baby enter the car make we go buy ice cream

iambibi:
.. D to d T to d O to d B to d S..... Am gud... And u

classicTutor:


like seriously

iambibi:
lolz...... ice cream??,..whatever happened to shopping?...

jubrealguy:
lolz..... Ds gal too like play

sirguy542:
1999...I think am lost.

sirguy542:
1999...I think am lost.

CROBBOY:
Please don't be selfish. We are waiting for yours!

DTOBS:
You people should fill this thing up nah, abi which wan come be peeping wey una dey do