Op tolerance is the trick. the second degree i got is rather in Human Behaviour analysis minoring in Thick Skin Syndrome Development.

Hostel life could be fun tho,the most irritating part is the hygeine of most students,mehn how person go shit him no go flush? If na ur house u go do am like that

i remembered when i visited futo hostel, i attempted using the toilet to ease myself,oboy as i enter naso i see shit in form of map of nigeria! I ran out with full speed but the memory kept on regurgitating on my head..shit in different forms just dey appear for my head oo

Abeg if you dey stay for hostel,if you shit finish endeavour to flush na person dey wash am no be robot!

This is funny

stories like this makes me wanna put uniben in my jamb next year.

No place like hostel honestly,its a very dynamic place to stay....DM no born u well,staying in the hostel will definitely make you wiser.

No place like hostel honestly,its a very dynamic place to stay....DM no born u well,staying in the hostel will definitely make you wiser and you will know how to relate with people very well..
No place like hostel

Well done Op! But was privileged not to experience your no 1 point! I was a home lesson teacher for some wards around the hostel as their parents paid me #300 per day. Though it was four times a week as at 2006

Hostel life is quite interesting.

RobinHez:
Hahaha ha... This got me laughing in my room like an alien!

I was actually laughing with tears.

xender:
this tin two funny abeg

. Abi this tin THREE funny.

OP,issokay ooo.i don laff sotey i use leg pour the garri i dey drink away,and mumcy dey wonder if i don posses...very funny ..
this is more of the reason i must to get admission this yr insha allah

One stupid mathematics student then would read all afternoon and evening....then brings out his clothes to wash in the dead of the night while play music loudly.....

Atimes, he puts his speaker out in the afternoon,shuts the door and leave the hostel while putting the song on repeat.

Tunde, you are on of the many principality apart from my department and lecturers wey no gree me carry 2.1.

Lmao!

OnlyInUniben

Over here, @ the Den... Okpa has been saving lives since time Immemorial.
#OkpaConciousStudents

Hahahahahahahahahaha Just Can't Stop Laughing...So Funny.

I still live with the regret of not living in school hostel when am in school,atleast for a year

Living off k is the best... Can't put up with people's sh.It

hostel breaks and re-assembles you..then re-breaks you and assembles you.. then breaks you and leave you to figure out how to assemble yourself.

Abuja hostel @ fedpoly Ado

Interesting read. I experienced virtually everything he said . I remember spending close to 1k per night during my 100L days; nobody go tell u say make u dey prudent

guy you try ooo this one got me laughing out tears chai!

I am Team Off Campus Lodge. #shikena

Kia...hahahaha.This got me laughing.

Hostel life is really worth experiencing.

Ksslib:


Source:Ksslib .. Repping the greatest #Uniben#

Bros, what about if I rent my own apartment outside campus, I no get problem Na abi

Contribution sure die... Bring rice, I bring beans, u bring stove, ebuka brings kerosene/gas etc....

















But if bae visit, u take her to Destiny Pot and spend on her like ur Otedola's son. . God is washing u guys

greatest unilorites, zamfara hostel na die..just cook soup and before u came bak from class 3ponmo don go

sweet!

If not for the hostel life things, someone's education is never really complete.

I am who I am today, not just because of the academics but also the "character" I'd developed back in the days.
I was so young, I learnt to be strong, to be tough. I was too generous, I learnt to be wise. I was timid, I learnt to be brave. I was lazy and a lover of sleep, I learnt to be hardworking and a nightcrawler.

I always tell people, if you wanna go to the university, you got to leave your home/wherever you were based and relocate to the school, it teaches a lot more than the academics.

you would be fluent while speaking English even if you are OLODO type. Imitation and environment would help you a lot in this aspect..