Oh God your post brings back very good and funny memories of M2. I fall for all the struggling guys that made it through the tough times. Back I really used to wonder what sort of parent send their kids to university with absolute zero funding! But I now know all fingers are never equal.
Tribute to one maestro, Obio. Obio could cook you any dish you want, I repeat any dish at all with ordinary boiling ring and differnt jugs and stainless steel plates. Just give him ingredients and watch him do the magic. Wetin we no chop for room 58 that year?

Hehehe ...I remember the day i came to my room and met my room mate using my sponge and soap....i couldn't talk i just forget about it...
...Bro. Ik and Ojay may God forgive u both for always bringing babe's to the room wen i wan sleep...YCT

Ksslib:


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Mother4ka finally made fp

Flashback to Malabo republic unical

lwkmd...i love this,thanks for making me laugh.You made me remember how fun school was.I can relate to the beg beg aspect. Some people no just get shame o.I recall my 200 level,one supposed big girl using a blackberry torch 1 came to beg me to borrow her noodles,i just look her laff.Na me be mugu wen be NGO to share my food,while u fit afford fone of abt 100k?It still baffles me how i will be cooking,someone i dont even smile with will just bring plate!I dey wonder their confidence sha,cos u dont even know if d food is for coven initiation..lol,u just carry plate come beg.Some their strategy is to to branch your room once they see you cooking and form discussions about lectures.Na so dem go gist with you ooooo,till the food gets ready.I would just make food for both of us,cos dem don try for the gist and time wasted .You actually learn tolerance cos you meet a lot of characters.Some babes adjacent my room brought TV from home in my final year,na so dem go watch nigerian film reach 2.00am in d morning.I would go and knock on their door to complain,they would reduce it a bit, only to increase it after some minutes.E just dey do me make i dash them their personal slaps.Them no even consider say i get project to write.School hostel toilet is a no no.After i spent 15k to treat infection in my 100 level,nobody advice me to get my paint bucket to use as mobile toilet. When i gained admission newly,i was wondering what babes were using d paint buckets for,i see d reason first hand. The awoko(night reading) is something i really miss.That's when i sleep in d afternoon,and go to school by 1am,read till 4am,look for a male classmate to escort me to my hostel,make winch or ghost no catch me..lol..That's where u see people that will sleep throughout,from 1 am till i leave,i would then ask why they didn't remain in the comfort of their room.Some just come play and disturb people.There was never a dull moment..Plus those bad guys sef wen dey use awoko time cancel vulnerable diploma babes for back of classroom.@op no even remember the stealing aspect.Them show me pepper for my hostel sha.From my bathroom slippers,to buckets to clothes i washed,to even bra.Those babes dealt with me. fit just pul slippers keep,before i come out,second owner don wear am.I would move round d blocks,checking for it from door to door,for where!My friend came from offk to see me,na so dem carry her sandals of 3500.Na so she rake,swear for the person.I was just too shocked to even say anything cos it happened within minutes.In all sha,my uni days was fun abeg!GreatDelsu#whereeveryoneis acomedian!

Lol. I think they apply mostly to males save the 'toilet thing' Unilorin lagos girls' hostel can make you want to stop passing out ur waste..

Op, is this a joke
Funny something, though
Are you by any chance related to Gordons the CFR or is this piece off his work?
Dude's comedy's got me Loling this hols

Now am in my pemultimate year,when I read post like this,I feel like not to graduate again

Dammn you nailed it bro...

you are very on point op coz na watin I dey face naw like dis for skul.

Menh Uniben Sha... Hall4, hall 3, hall2 , Ekosodin..... Na WA oo

Veektoria:
Lol. I think they apply mostly to males save the 'toilet thing' Unilorin lagos girls' hostel can make you want to stop passing out ur waste..

hehehe the water coming out of that hostel can change someone's destiny..

Naija students dey suffer real good. Plenty plenty suffer

And na when u broke u go jxt dey pray mak u see bag of money for ground kai.

I guess you have no idea what 50km is.
ikoyi cross bridge in lekki is less than 2km.
1m is the distance between your both feet when stretched wide apart. count walk like that (stretching both legs wide apart.) a thousand steps. thats 1km.

who get bread,I get tea...,but only one spoon of milk and tea I will bring. I no go do an kunk.

I no fit count the number of tymz I don mess as I dey read n this and dey tear laugh like madt fellow all tnx to the beans I had earlier

i'v spent only one month in school in school and i can totally relate to this and more.

Ebayray:
Lmao .

MrWhaley, I've seen ur handiwork in hall 4...


Thank God I'm coming from home.

Scholar

Ebayray:
Lmao .

MrWhaley, I've seen ur handiwork in hall 4...


Thank God I'm coming from home.

Scholar

Awesome write up

Ksslib:


Source:Ksslib .. Repping the greatest #Uniben#

Awesome write up ,lmao

Ksslib:


Source:Ksslib .. Repping the greatest #Uniben#

Ksslib:


Source:Ksslib .. Repping the greatest #Uniben#

I laughed until tears were rolling down my cheeks.

I really...really had a good laugh. Thanks for making my day. Happy Easter to all

petkoffdrake2:
Contribution sure die... Bring rice, I bring beans, u bring stove, ebuka brings kerosene/gas etc....

















But if bae visit, u take her to Destiny Pot and spend on her like ur Otedola's son. . God is washing u guys

my brother, na zikite you be?

So true & funny. U confam die

Op u no go kill me ooooo. LWKMD

hostels things

Back then in the hostel, a room of 4 with 2 squatters, you will go for night reading only to come back and meet one of the squatters in your bed. Try waking him and he tell you ''bros no dey disturb person wey dey sleep'' and the funny part is you dont even know who he's squatting with.

Or somebody go dey cook beans and the light went out, he throw away the beans water and run away to lecture. Na so one lock him half cooked beans inside locker come travel, men come see smell!

One time wey non academic staff come dey strike come see toilet? No matter the amount of poo ,in the squat type of toilet bowl, the nxt person will jst come with news paper spread it over the last poo and drop his own . After one week of that strike all the toilet bowl are just over flooded with poop.
And the cigarette butt u see in the toilets? I wonder some pple wil be poopooing and smoking the poop smell.

Rep Abuja house (block p) futminna

Gracito:
my brother, na zikite you be?

Ya. U?

Here in NDDC, we don't know what you're talking about


Anyway, I've stayed in Hall 1 AND Hall 2.. The Hall 1 experience wasn't all that fun but Hall 2 was crayzee ... Hall2 girls rock

I'm really impressed with the way this guy used his words. Very descriptive and creative. I was able to picture all what he wrote. Anyone who does not understand this has a missing video card.

Anyway before I leave, hostel life is full of adventures and unforgettable experiences. You meet people from all walks of life with different experiences. Those who live off campus are missing somefin.

#irepawolowohallOAU

petkoffdrake2:


Ya. U?

yeah

Chai. I really miss hostel! Stayed 2years in hall 4 and one year in hall 3! Those are the days I can never forget! It's exactly how OP explained it. Tho he forgot to mention the part where they move your things!

Omo this one don almost worse pass oau own o..