Gracito:
yeah

Ifite side baa?

Just remembered back then when I leave my hostel to read in sch @ nyt but branch my room in hall 4 to pick materials I leave there, then you hear guys shouting hide or potter hot plate is coming lol .

That cooking of beans part at nyt is the most annoying after reading of which I can't go to my hostel off k then I branch my room in hall 4 to sleep peacefully, only to open the door and the smell and heat of beans welcomes you then some will start arguing who between Kim k and Beyonce is more endowed .


You wake go home, in common room gamers are already gming , u come back from nyt class gamers are still gaming and u are like choi made the mistake of sleeping in my friends room in hall 3 on nyt on to hear steps in the wee hours of the day only to find out the were going to block f to spy on hall 2 babes bathing :[ boys are not smiling.





A beg do guys still escort babes to june12 now that there's ATM there? The lie that year was that money dey inside account not for pocket

petkoffdrake2:

Ifite side baa?

yeah

IT'S IN HALL 3 U'LL DRY 1 LEG OF UR SHOE N WAIT 4 IT TO DRY B4 PUTTING D ODA LEG. #WU GET TOOTHPASTE I GET BRUSH!

Oliviaarims:


Lol. I'm not a guy o. But,yea...everybody knows the reputation of Hall 4 boys

hey

wins18:
stories like this makes me wanna put uniben in my jamb next year.

You ll enjoy it I know I did

Ksslib:


Source:Ksslib .. Repping the greatest #Uniben#

Concerning the poo
@Op in FUTO you will see someone coming out from the bush at night.
Me:Bros where you go
Omo I dey come from airport

Lol...
If you know wetin be airport, you can relate

Oliviaarims:

hahahaha....that's a first

If ur broke and you don't have fancy clothes. Then pray for raining season.

You be hearing guys shouting " park my own, leave your own "

FUTO Hall B boys badt

Lol, I remember wen I wan fry egg, no frying pan, na stock pot size 20 I use. I carry gallon of kerosene poor inside the pot, confusing it for groundnut oil. Na wen pot catch fire I realise say na kero I use instead of groundnut oil. Thank God I neva pour d egg inside. Na red oil I come later take fry d egg.

adeleye003:
hahahaha....that's a first

What is?

renegademinds:
hey

Hi.

Hall 3_I rep, first week I came to the hostel, my foodstuffs were stolen, few days to exam my 2 best shirts were stolen.

Hall 3 Bad toilet, bathroom, theft etc.
Sth remarkable happened of recent few days to our last paper, around 5 am a guy was being chased in 400 series they chased him to 300 series and from there he jumped down, this guy couldn't move any part of his body. Hostel life sha different folks, u come back from night class , see squatter for your bed.
In the hostel we hardly sleep

RobinHez:

Chai, oga fear God na, because of Fp u quickly invent the word "noteded"

Shey u no go school

Kylexy3000:



hehehe the water coming out of that hostel can change someone's destiny..

Lol..as in ehh, it turns my green bucket brown after 2-3 days!

Zellie:
Here in NDDC, we don't know what you're talking about


Anyway, I've stayed in Hall 1 AND Hall 2.. The Hall 1 experience wasn't all that fun but Hall 2 was crayzee ... Hall2 girls rock

That's the Banana Island of Uniben.

CSH, our Aso rock. The rest are rural areas.

can relate wit evrytin in this post lol... nt in uniben tho bt @ da #DEN **greatestALVANITES.!!!

chai! girlfriend's hostel was jst a stone throw from mine, coupld wit mi madt roomates! best session ever!!

pesin go knock 4 ur rum by 2am. nxt tin u ll hear iz bros abeg i wan play game... seriously!!

hated beans! hostel tot me hw to luv it wit al my life, #okpa n garri stil saving lives...

i left tho. #sanitaryconditionsucksbigtime bt niqqa! hw much i missd hostel life never dull moment.

lmao. Rofl. Reminds me of Unilorin compound A . 2003/2004 section. . Around 2 am , you will be hearing Ebi n pa mi oooooo. . + one guy wey dey always sound like hen. Miss those memories.

OP,your head dey there.Gone are those days in UNIBEN.If you can survive in hall3 and 4 you can survive anywhere in the world.I remember leaving series 1 to series4 to get toothpaste around 5am.

@ Your point 5,something kept ringing uniben!uniben!!in me head,lmao and at the base of the write up i got it right,those toilets are off the record,went there for ma post jamb,a day i spent in that hostel assured me i wasnt coming back to that school,wasnt a bit dusturbed when the admission list came out and i wasnt admitted,learnt their best and constant meal was beans,cuz there is a regular power supply,and they cook at odd hours at night,the guys living in that hostel are a combination of virtues and vices,patience,tolerance,friendly relationship, thiefs,thugs and the likes, nice one op,you write well.

Lol...this guy come dey cast us here....remembered my 100level, after reading the whole day, got to my room and started cooking the 3cups of rice I had left....As a fresher didn't know cooking in the utility was a taboo especially if you won't stay to monitor your food..... After putting the whole ingredients and patiently waiting for the water in the rice to dry. it was then my room mate knew he was going to talk about football, joined him for about 5mins and the rest was history..... my pot of rice disappeared, ended up drinking garri that night.. HALL 3 BOYS I HAIL O.

Na for only hostel u go learn how to stay with stubborn wives.... Lolz

Hostel is fun. UDUS CITY CAMPUS EHH. Let me jst hide

I rep hall 4 uniben during the days of prof anao as vc. I remember how we use to use back to enter toilet like native doctor,if you try use front you go see shit wey dem use annoyance shit. I also remember the arro's and the dean of arro competition,hall 4 was fun,great fun but hectic. I remember the squatters and colonisers,the way guys use to behave like kolomental even to the extent that somebody go climb wash hand basin shit, i also remember the way the female cleaners use to swear passionately. Hostel taught me a lot both positive and negative.

"Hide your porter hot plate is coming" this was usually a warning sound for all those cooking with hot plates to hide them because the potters are around.

u gat me high ooo nigga. guy ure too much.

Hall 4 boys in unical and shit on top shit AKA SOS . the most interesting part is that the toilet door is a German bullet proof designers door . HALL 4 malabites in the building I salute !!!

romeoetin:

Concerning the poo
@Op in FUTO you will see someone coming out from the bush at night.
Me:Bros where you go
Omo I dey come from airport

Lol...
If you know wetin be airport, you can relate

oh I remember airport we use to call it AP for short , students prefer it to the toilet any day , as early as 5am boys are off to the airport to catch the morning flight . #memoriesinfuto

lol..can relate to my sec.skul..fgcik..