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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 9:57pm On Mar 26, 2016
Where KingTom and ronald4lif? grin
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 9:57pm On Mar 26, 2016
pinceprinz:



To be candid anyway, this is some nicely garnished Abasha . MrzPhyno like Abasha very much FYI wink
Abasha ke. It's abacha jawe grin
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 9:57pm On Mar 26, 2016
CONTENDER NO 4 WOOING ADAURE4EVER


Hi adaure,how're you doing? Guess you're good... Usually I don't do this often but when I see a lady who's worth it,I'd take my chances. I go by the name cool kiss and ever since I set my eyes on your picture,my mind's been playing mad tricks on me.
I'm currently in a fix and of course it hurts,not having the perfect medium to convey these thoughts of mine to you.

I aint here to bore you with sweet empty nothings but that being said,I must confess that you're gorgeous. It would be a crime on my part if I fail to appreciate your beauty;a perfect piece of craftmanship made by God in heaven.

You got fine white bright eyes clear like crystals,perfect white dentition like they were carved out of ivory,pink luscious lips and I'm wondering if they taste like candy,cute pretty face,a pair of firm large bosoms,sexy hips with an ass shaped like onion and of course,a body to die for;why won't I want you? Trust me when I say that you're the baddest thing I've ever seen in a pair of jean trousers and I mean it.

I aint got the world but if I did,it would be all for you.
I like to take things nice and slow so,I'm here thinking... How about if we exchanged PMs,digits, and I call you up? We could go do lunch or dinner a couple of times you know,dance salsa together during my salsa classes,share a few jokes over some bottles of drinks and possibly get to know ourselves better.

And if it all goes well,we could become more than friends;more like an item. So,I'm asking: would you mind teaching me how to love you,respect you and adore you? I promise that I'd place no one above you,I'd tell the world about you,and show you that I love you... Lest I forget,I love your NL signature;don't you think it would be nice if it's all about "You and I"?

My apologies for coming in late;I was taught to save the best things for last;Watcha think? *winks*

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 9:57pm On Mar 26, 2016
halfricanadian:

embarassed ok ma reset dj skills
leave the hip pop for the party wink




Nice job Mama smiley
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by halfricanadian(f): 9:57pm On Mar 26, 2016
it has been brought to my notice my songs are influential time to go into love yebariba sambarri bobo

playing drunk in love - beyonce
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by olajorn(m): 9:57pm On Mar 26, 2016
Adaure4ever:
awww, this is so adorable. *blushing in my shy way* lol
I know say you no read...continue grin
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by naijaboiy: 9:57pm On Mar 26, 2016
MrsPhyno:

Yeahhh it's hard lol. They're both really good and I just wanna say thank you to those who took their time and used their big brains to write for me.

They will surely not miss their rewards grin grin grin
You have to pick one. smiley
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by ItzBIM(m): 9:58pm On Mar 26, 2016
DharmyYinks:

Worked on KIDS u mean??
Kids girls it's all d same to me
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 9:58pm On Mar 26, 2016
DharmyYinks:

Albino... sorry.. Esther... no vex! It's just hilarious gringrin
For The umpteenth time, I'm Not Albino! angry



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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 9:58pm On Mar 26, 2016
Oliviaarims:
Contender No 2 wooing Adaure4ever




[b][color=#0000nwa.
My dear Adaure,

The stargirl of Nairaland!
It's no mistake that we're five contending for your love.
Nne, that is because you're the most beautiful and hottest lady on Nairaland!
It may sound funny and perhaps, illogical, narrating how I'd fallen in
love with you suddenly. Yesterday, I was just here and you there just
as any female Nairalander and today I've fallen head over heels in
love with you. My reasons are simple and defined;

When I first saw your profile picture, my day was lightened up.
You have the most cheerful smile, the noblest personality, the
sweetest, most loving heart I have ever known, and my love, my
reverence,
my admiration for you increased in
one minute as I should have thought only a lifetime of intimate,
loving association could have increased them. Each passing day, you
never fail to prove to a million Nairalanders that beauty is not only
facial but also cerebral
You've got beauty and brain!
The more time I spend looking at your DP, the more wonderful and
lovely you become in my eyes than you ever were before. In your smile,
I get my sunshine, and even in your anger, you're still beautiful. You
are more valuable to me than my naira and dollars, that's why on every
page of my post, i can't resist singing your name.
My love, my heart beats to the rhythm of your name every second of my
life and my pride, joy
and gratitude will be fully manifest that day you will accept to love
me, even if it's half as I do love you.

Omalicha ada...

Oyoyo nwa[/color][/b]
*smiles* this is nicely composed and exotic lyk the beautiful beach of zanzibar.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 9:58pm On Mar 26, 2016
MrsPhyno:

Yeahhh it's hard lol. They're both really good and I just wanna say thank you to those who took their time and used their big brains to write for me.

They will surely not miss their rewards grin grin grin

Bad girl chichi grin And I was already telling the Attolia guy about your favorite recipe oh embarassed
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by DharmyYinks: 9:58pm On Mar 26, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin



You want To French kiss me? embarassed
You'd just die! grin


Hahaha... Why will u say so??

Atleast, I'll take u along with me so all dis Nl niggas won't be able to reach us cheesy

Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by halfricanadian(f): 9:58pm On Mar 26, 2016
Diddyydiva:
leave the hip pop for the party wink





Nice job Mama smiley

Thank u mummy

kiss kiss
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 9:58pm On Mar 26, 2016
naijaboiy:

You haven't picked yet. undecided

You have to pick one out of the two wooers who did it for you.

Ok ok. With much humility, I pick contestant 1.

Contestant 2 I still love you tho eh
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by ItzBIM(m): 9:58pm On Mar 26, 2016
iambibi:
.. Lolz...hmm well am not your brand so don't gimme dah hype..
But u don't even know my brand
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Maxi112: 9:59pm On Mar 26, 2016
Oliviaarims:
Contender No 2 wooing Adaure4ever




[b][color=#0000nwa.
My dear Adaure,

The stargirl of Nairaland!
It's no mistake that we're five contending for your love.
Nne, that is because you're the most beautiful and hottest lady on Nairaland!
It may sound funny and perhaps, illogical, narrating how I'd fallen in
love with you suddenly. Yesterday, I was just here and you there just
as any female Nairalander and today I've fallen head over heels in
love with you. My reasons are simple and defined;

When I first saw your profile picture, my day was lightened up.
You have the most cheerful smile, the noblest personality, the
sweetest, most loving heart I have ever known, and my love, my
reverence,
my admiration for you increased in
one minute as I should have thought only a lifetime of intimate,
loving association could have increased them. Each passing day, you
never fail to prove to a million Nairalanders that beauty is not only
facial but also cerebral
You've got beauty and brain!
The more time I spend looking at your DP, the more wonderful and
lovely you become in my eyes than you ever were before. In your smile,
I get my sunshine, and even in your anger, you're still beautiful. You
are more valuable to me than my naira and dollars, that's why on every
page of my post, i can't resist singing your name.
My love, my heart beats to the rhythm of your name every second of my
life and my pride, joy
and gratitude will be fully manifest that day you will accept to love
me, even if it's half as I do love you.

Omalicha ada...

Oyoyo nwa[/color][/b]
there is a big difference btw woo and story...

woo means make her fall for u not telling us how u view her pix...
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by ehix89(m): 9:59pm On Mar 26, 2016
iambibi:
awwwn.... Sure buh Not with the twinz and triplets naa
aiit I tk it back since it scares yhu
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by ehix89(m): 9:59pm On Mar 26, 2016
iambibi:
awwwn.... Sure buh Not with the twinz and triplets naa
aiit, I'll tk it back since it scares yhu
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 9:59pm On Mar 26, 2016
Oliviaarims:
CONTENDER NO 4 WOOING ADAURE4EVER


Hi adaure,how're you doing? Guess you're good... Usually I don't do this often but when I see a lady who's worth it,I'd take my chances. I go by the name cool kiss and ever since I set my eyes on your picture,my mind's been playing mad tricks on me.
I'm currently in a fix and of course it hurts,not having the perfect medium to convey these thoughts of mine to you.

I aint here to bore you with sweet empty nothings but that being said,I must confess that you're gorgeous. It would be a crime on my part if I fail to appreciate your beauty;a perfect piece of craftmanship made by God in heaven.

You got fine white bright eyes clear like crystals,perfect white dentition like they were carved out of ivory,pink luscious lips and I'm wondering if they taste like candy,cute pretty face,a pair of firm large bosoms,sexy hips with an ass shaped like onion and of course,a body to die for;why won't I want you? Trust me when I say that you're the baddest thing I've ever seen in a pair of jean trousers and I mean it.

I aint got the world but if I did,it would be all for you.
I like to take things nice and slow so,I'm here thinking... How about if we exchanged PMs,digits, and I call you up? We could go do lunch or dinner a couple of times you know,dance salsa together during my salsa classes,share a few jokes over some bottles of drinks and possibly get to know ourselves better.

And if it all goes well,we could become more than friends;more like an item. So,I'm asking: would you mind teaching me how to love you,respect you and adore you? I promise that I'd place no one above you,I'd tell the world about you,and show you that I love you... Lest I forget,I love your NL signature;don't you think it would be nice if it's all about "You and I"?

My apologies for coming in late;I was taught to save the best things for last;Watcha think? *winks*
shocked shocked shocked

This one don collect PHD in Woology shocked




Nice one smiley

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:00pm On Mar 26, 2016
Laveda:
Nah just winner I wan see..
Can't read all that cry embarassed

Jeffreyjamez? kiss

Nne... kedu
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Maxi112: 10:00pm On Mar 26, 2016
KINGinVAHALA2:

Hahahahahahahaha
Bros nor vex na
with the situation of things here, one oxygen can't secure a man
another man done drop edegbe line
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by iambibi(f): 10:00pm On Mar 26, 2016
funnynation:

anyway let me dedicate ''my woman-my everything by patorankin 4u
... Gushh!! I luv dah song... Buh i still want to have d "gud time" allll to my self!! Hate sharing cry
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by olajorn(m): 10:01pm On Mar 26, 2016
halfricanadian:
this night is the bomb and i aint talking shekau's language


playing eyan mayweather- olamide
you be omo ita grin dey say make u play love song,u played one and returned to your agbero songs grin
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 10:01pm On Mar 26, 2016
Neyoor:




You sha want to spoil that phone.
It's Water proof! undecided



Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by hifaif1: 10:01pm On Mar 26, 2016
Oliviaarims:
Contender No 3 wooing Adaure4ever



[b]
Nne,

[s]I won't promise you the kind of "change" that APC promised Nigerians [/s],
I am a man that longs for a fair maiden, I am not a politician.

I barely know you but that smile on your face takes me back to eden &
I wonder if the angels of old have come to dwell with men on earth.
You are not perfect & you can never be BUT perfection is an illusion
and the radiance on your face makes it herculean for me to separate
trance from reality.

Your hair, soft as wool triggers erotic signals down my crotch and for
a second, I feel a pressure, a need, and a longing to cuddle you in my
arms & Like a nightingale, whisper soft melodies to your ears and
watch you as you fall asleep in my arms. I am a man with emotional
needs, I am not a robot.

If the clouds were like the mahogany tree in my garden, I will send a
message to God. I would thank him for creating someone as ethereal as
you, even after 223 attempts. But the cloud is not my mahogany and God
doesn't listen to sinners. But nonetheless, I will kneel on the rough
sands of the street that leads to your heart & with cupid's arrow, I
will send my prayers to God.

Nne, with a heart filled with longing, pain and sorrow I write this.
Let the ripples of your heart's ocean expand. Let me swim in the ocean
of your love, I am a man suffering because my eyes have beheld the
face of an angel.

I won't be able to keep you happy all the time, I am a man with a soul
that feels pain, I am not a teddy. But I will give my all, including
my last breath to see that smile ALWAYS on your face.

I am a man in love with a woman so different from all women.
[/b]

Johnbull, let us give the writer of this piece a round of applause!!!
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by ehix89(m): 10:01pm On Mar 26, 2016
iambibi:
awwwn.... Sure buh Not with the twinz and triplets naa
Aiit, I'll tk it back since it scares u.....oya return ur seat to wr it was grin
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 10:02pm On Mar 26, 2016
agarawu23:
grin

My boy
Don't be like GOKE
I dey warn u now
En en!
LOL hehehe u know say d more u dey warn me, d more i dey do, u neva sabi me self. by d way, hw ur wife nd two kids na?
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Laveda(f): 10:02pm On Mar 26, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


Nne... kedu
Help me read lines grin
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 10:02pm On Mar 26, 2016
@Adaure4ever please sweetheart, you need to do us a favour here.

Kindly pick a bucket full of ACID and pour it on your contestants.

For God sake, what the heck is that Edegbe line contestant 1 to 3 just dropped?

At last, I GIVE UP!

maxi112, I'm out bro. Today isn't worth it I swear.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by azeecoboy(m): 10:03pm On Mar 26, 2016
kilon happen nibi bayi?
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 10:03pm On Mar 26, 2016
Maxi112:
another man done drop edegbe line
and your edegbe azonto slippers via your pix.. Just joking
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Nobody: 10:03pm On Mar 26, 2016
ehix89:
I dnt hv to go thru all dat niccur,,,i made a typo error.it fyn, I knw, tnks 4 d correction

and I was expecting a squalid reaction oh grin Yo the man ehix wink

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