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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Nobody: 11:52pm On Mar 26, 2016
gynny:
every other experiences sound really cool except the toilet stuff. Ewww cant deal biko, i'll trade anything for clean toilet
[email] You don't mean that. [/email]
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by nashtiri06: 11:54pm On Mar 26, 2016
That toilet stuff,,,, na him bad pass
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Nobody: 11:56pm On Mar 26, 2016
nashtiri06:
That toilet stuff,,,, na him bad pass
Me too, dat part gat me cracking
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Pyroclast(m): 11:58pm On Mar 26, 2016
This thread reminds me of my years in Katanga and Baluba Republics!
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by ped007(m): 12:03am On Mar 27, 2016
If u no stay hostel, ur skulin no complete... lol
I bin tink say an only for REPUBLIK OF MALABOR (UNICAL) dix tins dey happen. Nice writeup.
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by bqlekan(m): 12:07am On Mar 27, 2016
this piece just made an adult laugh uncontrollable around 12:05AM. grin didnt experience all these tho.. stayed off campus all through my school days..

Greatest #Unilorites

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by tbanty1: 12:12am On Mar 27, 2016
its really fun. But wats bad in living in hostel, especially boys hostel was dat, dey may influence u with bad habits.. Lyk lies, not trustworthy, @tyms stealing, nd so on.. Nd ds may not b part of d habit u brought in2 d hostel b4
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Barayeks(m): 1:26am On Mar 27, 2016
we don't go through all that here in Osasogie
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by refreshrate: 1:27am On Mar 27, 2016
Barayeks:
we don't go through all that here in Osasogie

Uniben!

Bros i hail o!
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Barayeks(m): 1:30am On Mar 27, 2016
refreshrate:


Uniben!

Bros i hail o!

lol... I hail you too oo....although I left uniben far back as 2010 , it has a special place in mi heart
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by refreshrate: 1:41am On Mar 27, 2016
Barayeks:


lol... I hail you too oo....although I left uniben far back as 2010 , it has a special place in mi heart

2010?

lol i graduated 97 but men anytime i remember that place ehn the kain laugh wey dey hold me! abeg that school na confam, no argument
Even the OP sontin dey worry dat one i swear

...God i miss Benin, who send me open this post today abeg?

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by onetouch04: 1:56am On Mar 27, 2016
Guy u toooooo much. I no fit laugh abeg. ' who get beans, i get plate. Man still survive!
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by satowind(m): 3:14am On Mar 27, 2016
U made me laugh so hard inside church that people started looking @ me strangely. I have to rush home pick up my phone log in just to give u like before I forget... Serious if he made u laugh show him some luv I expect more like than what am seeing...
Happy easter...

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by COOL10(m): 4:22am On Mar 27, 2016
WHO GET RICE,I GO HELP U COOK.
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Nobody: 5:30am On Mar 27, 2016
Ramanto:
Op, i acknowledge your creativity. But the whole of this boils down to poverty, bad governance and indisciple among the students. I still cant figure out why a student should make use of the toilet without flushing even though there is water in excess. is that wickedness or part of the fun?
lol.. I had this guy in my room back then who will always be like 'can you please borrow me some soup?' i wonder when soup turned an object to be borrowed. The guy actually succeeded in stopping me from cooking as I'm not the type to say 'no' to people's demand
The hostel is just another world on its own
bros come Uniben na
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by emmancipated(m): 6:37am On Mar 27, 2016
yorme:

Did you school in FUTMinna?
nah Uniport
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by herkzprince(m): 6:40am On Mar 27, 2016
Ada9103:
Lolzzzz.....so so so true. Girls hostel hmmmm I no fit shout

I'm curious ..What happens there?
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by horsepower24: 6:56am On Mar 27, 2016
I remember when me and my friend would buy N100 Suya and use and cook stew. We suffered as some point

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Nobody: 7:27am On Mar 27, 2016
Pfft nigguh please, been doing num 6 since I stopped potty training cos my Behind is Behind ya dig? smiley
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by RobinHez(m): 8:12am On Mar 27, 2016
nolio:
I see u robinhez..hw u doing
I'm fine boss. How ur holiday dey go na?
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Sammiel: 8:51am On Mar 27, 2016
Stayed in unit 1, 2(twice) and 3 all in Hall 4 during my days in Uniben. The write-up is very correct. However, apart from Tolerance which is very important in every man's life and the hostel experience generally which could be fun if one is the strong-minded and enduring type, it is not really the best place to stay because other students will piss the hell out of you. I remember moving from one unit to another while looking for a clean toilet because I was seriously pressed. At last I had to take a cab to St. Albert in order to use their clean toilet. It wasn't easy but all the same staying in the hostel and on campus was really fun.
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by gynny(f): 10:14am On Mar 27, 2016
Tobiee:
[email] You don't mean that. [/email]
lol.. Okay, maybe not anything.

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Ada9103(f): 10:19am On Mar 27, 2016
herkzprince:


I'm curious ..What happens there?



Nothing jor
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Zeusd3(m): 10:22am On Mar 27, 2016
Lolx..... When I was in the hostel I devise a means of eat my food without interference.... How did I do this?
I eat my food right from the fire..... Wen d fud don dey don I go carry spoon dey chop am directly without bringing the food down...
I once had a roommate then #jarule_baby that ate 1 pack of golden penny spaghetti for 1 full month....everyday throughout the month.... Jisos
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Zeusd3(m): 10:25am On Mar 27, 2016
satowind:
U made me laugh so hard inside church that people started looking @ me strangely. I have to rush home pick up my phone log in just to give u like before I forget... Serious if he made u laugh show him some luv I expect more like than what am seeing...
Happy easter...
They r conducting deliverance on me right nw due to how I laff'd n fell on d floor
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Proxy001(m): 10:32am On Mar 27, 2016
Ray360:

hahahaha! especially in Hall 3.
yes ooo... but truth be told I think hall 4 guys use hot plates more.... I for one got hall 3 and 4 twice throughout my stay even if they were my temporary base because I had a permanent base at "Ekoso" kingdom... Hall 4 guys can cook I swear
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by satowind(m): 10:42am On Mar 27, 2016
Zeusd3:

They r conducting deliverance on me right nw due to how I laff'd n fell on d floor
notin funny me like that water soup. That real. The guy write pass chiuo achebe and chima amanda put together. Both have neva made me laugh dis hard

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Godwin10(m): 10:44am On Mar 27, 2016
Ksslib, you will make a fine writer.... Would get in touch with you soon.

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by queenfav(f): 12:42pm On Mar 27, 2016
Joshrob:

From your experience (especially the dip student part which I can relate to although not part of those guys cus I don't do awoko in sch),I guess u school in delsu oleh campus. I never stay in the school hostel because am an introvert person and I like being alone sometimes,so i know i just can't cope with the hostel life. #repsunshinehostel#
see this my nigga o,sunshine hostel in irri abi?
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by RobinHez(m): 1:39pm On Mar 27, 2016
Godwin10:
Ksslib, you will make a fine writer.... Would get in touch with you soon.
Oshe! Ksslib be expecting contract... grin
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by yayatoure046(m): 2:29pm On Mar 27, 2016
romeoetin:

Concerning the poo
@Op in FUTO you will see someone coming out from the bush at night.
Me:Bros where you go
Omo I dey come from airport

Lol...
If you know wetin be airport, you can relate grin grin
hahahaha bros na bend down select tins.... I hope u understand.... Reppin hostel B ... D only hostel dat even wen flies flys around it closes its nose.. FUTO
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Godwin10(m): 4:03pm On Mar 27, 2016
RobinHez:
Oshe! Ksslib be expecting contract... grin
cheesy...

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