Surfboard:
Reading the comments, can't help but admire the 'creativity' on this thread.

henrylowe:
Very hilarious experience you've got up there Tosyne. Let me also share mine since there's nothing to be ashamed about

I dated this lady for a few months but the only barrier to effective display of our love in Tokyo was the fact that her parents were unnecessarily being strict which prevented us from having the opportunity to see each other but did more of phone conversation. In fact, I dare not visit her and even when she managed to sneak of the house to visit me, she would be very conscious of time for the fear of being scolded if her parents ever found her missing in the house.

One day, on a Friday to be precise, she called me to come and sleep over at her place as her parents were going for a vigil. As a sharp guy now, I smiled to God for answering my prayer. I went to the bathroom, got dressed and also lied to my own parents that I was also going for a vigil, I was granted amnesty by money dad and I headed to her place around 11pm. The whole show started for couple of minutes after which we both slept off (I don't expect anybody to ask me what the show was )

When it was around 4am, there was a knock on the door that was when I knew he was in deep mess. Her parent came earlier than expected. Ordinarily, according to her, she assured me that her parents would not return back until past 5am, but this time I guess things went out of hand.

After few minutes of discombobation on where to hide, I decided to hide beneath the curtain of the toilet located in the axis of the sitting room so that I would quietly sneak out through the main door as soon as they enter into their room. As God will have His way, I successfully hid there, she went to the door, open it and greeted her them. I heard her father playfully told her she no dey use sleep play and all that. She was heading back to her room when calamity happened

Her mother went straight into their room as her father headed towards the toilet to pee before going in with his wife. Seee gbege !!! Before I could say Jack, her father opened the curtain of the toilet and caught me. I thought of running for my dear life but on a second thought the door was already locked with keys so no where to run to

He pointed a torch light on my face and the first question was "what are you doing in my house"? I became a deaf and dumb person at that instance. (Who fit answer dat kind question? ). The man started shouting at the top of his voice and started calling neighbours that he had caught a thief in his house. I began to plead saying "Sir, I came to take your daughter Mathematics lesson and I carelessly slept off". A 50kg slap was registered on my face and he began to beat me mercilessly. When it was dawn, the police came and bundled me to the station since my girlfriend who was in the best position to save him also denied ever knowing me because she knew her head would be ripped off if she made a confession

I was granted a bail later in the day when the she finally confessed that I wasn't a thief


Lalasticlala come and share yours too

Synzu:
I was robbed once when I went to visit a certain lass I was chatting with on BBM. I left my place for hers as late as 12midnight (the same neighbourhood)

Synzu:


I will soon call that your granny for you don't worry

I take God beg you,no try am o


choi! see what kpekus did to you,I wish I can see a sight of you in that state

How did you get back home?

tosyne2much:
Space booked for another experience

Monalisa185:

bqlekan:

I believed all you posted up there except the part where you said you did nothing after gaining access to her room. bro, wetin do you?

misspicy:

I take God beg you,no try am o


choi! see what kpekus did to you,I wish I can see a sight of you in that state

How did you get back home?

Monalisa185:


yes na.. I like following instructions... read the title again

ireneony:
go to my post I have modified it.

Choi
buhahahahaha buhahahahaha
ROTFL

wristbangle:
Two years ago, similar experience happened to me when I paid a courtesy visit to my girlfriend who complained that I am not the caring type (hmm honestly women are complicated beings, this is someone I had to miss a job offer just to satisfy her selfish attention; chai lalasticlala can bear me witness that I have suffered in the hands of Women, he should push this article to FP so that guys can learn from my story ).

BACK TO THE STORY

So eventually I visited her but the greatest shock of my life was when my girlfriend told me to hide in the roof because she claimed that the male visitor knocking @ her door is a cultist.

I had no choice than to give in to her advice. Apart from the fact that the roof has terribly stained my shirt, the rats and mosquitoes were making jest of my skin. Now the real shocker was when I peeped through the roof to view what was going on between the cult guy and my girlfriend, my eyes went red when I saw the guy giving my ex girlfriend doggy style intimacy.

I couldn't hold the heartbreak, deceit and tears rolling from my eyes and when I shouted "Tola has killed me oo". I fell from the roof, hit my head against the floor and fainted immediately. I woke up in the hospital when the doctor told me that I have been unconscious for several days.


Hmmm women!

@ ireneony and falconey, weldone oo

donephi:

Synzu:

LOL. I almost cried that night. Felt like a fool mehn....
I passed the night at her place but left very early the next morning

hard luck, did you get compensated

misspicy:
hard luck, did you get compensated

Caringguy:
Buenos dias mi amigo...

hola buenos dias howdy?

JoeCutie:
YES!!!

It was back in school. I'd gotten off the phone with this babe like 4 minutes earlier. She'd called to confirm if I was still coming. I told her I was four minutes away from her place. And at exactly four minutes, I was there. She had finished having her bath, and was relaxing on her bed. When I got to the frontage of her room, I knocked on the door, to which she answered, asking me to come in, that the door was open. I pushed the door open, and lo and behold...

There she was, lying on her bed stark nakéd, with her legs widely open like Open-Ended question. And for a moment, I was literarily dumb, transfixed, blind, and in fact, lost. I guess she was saying something then, but I had no idea what. What was I to do at that moment? No clues. I tried using my visual philosophically acuity to solve the situation, and eureka! I got my answers!

I had already come in, so retreating wasn't a viable option, cos only cowards retreat, no? And since I'm no coward, there was only one option staring me in the face. I slammed the door behind me, and locked it. I walked straight to the bed and....

OkBye!

I trust you na, you no dey ever disappoint

donephi:


Lol. Your experience must be very embarrassing n u prefer to keep it to ur self

Monalisa185:


hola buenos dias howdy?

Monalisa185:


I trust you na, you no dey ever disappoint

Lmao!

Dey there dey talk that thing now, people go begin suspect two of us say we don...

wristbangle:
Two years ago, similar experience happened to me when I paid a courtesy visit to my girlfriend who complained that I am not the caring type (hmm honestly women are complicated beings, this is someone I had to miss a job offer just to satisfy her selfish attention; chai lalasticlala can bear me witness that I have suffered in the hands of Women, he should push this article to FP so that guys can learn from my story ).

You can lie O!

BACK TO THE STORY

So eventually I visited her but the greatest shock of my life was when my girlfriend told me to hide in the roof because she claimed that the male visitor knocking @ her door is a cultist.

I had no choice than to give in to her advice. Apart from the fact that the roof has terribly stained my shirt, the rats and mosquitoes were making jest of my skin. Now the real shocker was when I peeped through the roof to view what was going on between the cult guy and my girlfriend, my eyes went red when I saw the guy giving my ex girlfriend doggy style intimacy.

I couldn't hold the heartbreak, deceit and tears rolling from my eyes and when I shouted "Tola has killed me oo". I fell from the roof, hit my head against the floor and fainted immediately. I woke up in the hospital when the doctor told me that I have been unconscious for several days.


Hmmm women!

@ ireneony and falconey, weldone oo

Synzu:

LOL. By compensation, you mean punny don't ya?

Hehehehe, na you talk that one o

misspicy:
Hehehehe, na you talk that one o

Oma307:
Just dey imagine the kind konji wey hold u when the guy was bleeping the girl

yungchop:
Tosyne2much.. Tiri gbosa for you, u can lie for africa, wristbangle na lienus mohd pikin u be?

ClassCaptain:


written,produced and directed by wristbangle.

To God be the glory

ojay2053:
. Lol, Baba nobody lie pass you. You sure say you no get PhD for it?

crotonite:

is this 4 real or just fried up

I would
Never make sth up.. what would I gain if I lie?? Likes and shares?? Ppfffft!