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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by JoeCutie(m): 9:14pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Onyi, what ain't you telling me? |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by ireneony(f): 9:14pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
falconey:what did I do? |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Monalisa185(f): 9:21pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Lsofdk: hehehehe, mba o, anam amuamu |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by wristbangle: 9:21pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Omotayor123: U know that I am saying the truth dear |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Monalisa185(f): 9:22pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
JoeCutie: hehehehe, take a wild guess!! |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Monalisa185(f): 9:24pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Caringguy:I no know na, it can only be "MONEY MAKING"... what means? |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by misspicy(f): 9:28pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
BumBae:Tell us your embarrassing experience mama,we waiting |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by misspicy(f): 9:29pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer:Same dear yes I did,and chicken don finish,will you manage fish? |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 9:31pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Sorry it's my secret and i ain't gon' share it, So far the money dey come..''' don't bother about the means okay? |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by layla129(f): 9:31pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
[quote author=wristbangle post=44160610]Two years ago, similar experience happened to me when I paid a courtesy visit to my girlfriend who complained that I am not the caring type (hmm honestly women are complicated beings, this is someone I had to miss a job offer just to satisfy her selfish attention; chai lalasticlala can bear me witness that I have suffered in the hands of Women, he should push this article to FP so that guys can learn from my story ) BACK TO THE STORY So eventually I visited her but the greatest shock of my life was when my girlfriend told me to hide in the roof because she claimed that the male visitor knocking @ her door is a cultist. I had no choice than to give in to her advice. Apart from the fact that the roof terribly stained my shirt, rats, cockroaches and mosquitoes were busy making jest of me by romancing my body anyhow . Now the real shocker was when I peeped through the roof to view what was going on between the cult guy and my girlfriend, my eyes went red when I saw the guy giving my ex girlfriend doggy style intimacy. I couldn't hold the heartbreak, deceit and tears rolling from my eyes and when I shouted "Tola has killed me oo". I fell from the roof, hit my head against the floor and fainted immediately. I woke up in the hospital when the doctor told me that I have been unconscious for several days. Hmmm women! *rolling to soweto* My chest oh |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Omotayor123(f): 9:32pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Smellymouth:Hilarious... This make me remember one film wey I watch like that. Sorry in arrears dear |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Barrysleek(m): 9:33pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Mine happen recently there is this my neighbor I use to sleep with almost everyday on this particular day she came to knock at my gate that her mum has gone to the village that I should come and release i was so happy because it was morning and I needed to be relieve. I immediately went with her we headed straight to her room and got down as we where on the act we heard a knock on the door she told me to ignore the knock and continue what I was doing that it was Gozie our neighbor that wanted to come and have a piece of her because he saw when her mum left for the village, we ignored him he kept on banging the door he suspected that she was with me he got his phone called her mum that she should return that Abigail is with a guy inside the house her mum immediately return, we where still on the act when she knocked she went to check and found out that it was her mum we didn't open the door she kept on knocking we both put our phones in silent she called my line before her line after awhile I went and hid at the toilet Abigail left the front door open and went to the back to open the door for her mum immediately she enter she checked the entire room in that process I sneaked out tro the front down the snitch Gozie saw me coming out but he didn't raise alarm I walked jeer jeer to my house. later that evening Abigail's mum called me that she wants to see me i went she told me that Gozie send he saw me sneak out of her house when she came back I deny it though she didn't believe but she couldn't do anything since she didn't catch me red handed. 16 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Smellymouth: 9:33pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Omotayor123:What's the title of the movie?? |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Monalisa185(f): 9:36pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Caringguy: calm down gee!! wanted to know if it's the same music route...it's all good na ..keep it locked man!! money must be made...legally though |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Omotayor123(f): 9:37pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Smellymouth:It's Korean film ooo. I think it's Blood. *can't really remember the title*One hospital film like that sha. |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by JoeCutie(m): 9:39pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Monalisa185:I'm out of ideas really. Besides, you said you'd catch me up on something at the corner? Add this one to it. |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Monalisa185(f): 9:41pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
JoeCutie: ermmm, true that... make i add am sharperly...you this boy, you shaaa like amebo oo 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 9:41pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Barrysleek:Bros, you need to ask for the forgiveness of ur sins 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 9:49pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Monalisa185:No! not the music ooo, i just want to be known that's why i wanna release just one single... Abegi ''''' legally or illegally the money must be made..... |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Barrysleek(m): 9:54pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
My God is a merciful God |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by JoeCutie(m): 9:56pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Monalisa185:That's more like the Onyi I know. And yes, you know me, I like amebo. Don't you? |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by snakie86: 10:10pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
i don eat finish....Don’t even know where to start from but this particular one comes to mind easily..... It was during my undergraduate years when this stupid ASUU strike occurred, what we thought will be a one week strike continues for close to three month. I was already missing my babe then as we are not used to being apart for that long couple with the fact that she moved to her elder brother’s house who was very strict. I was happy this particular day she told me that her elder brother and his family will be visiting their senior daughter in one of the private school in Ogun state the following Saturday and asked that i should show up as it will afford us enough time to be together again... The Saturday was environmental sanitation day, we agreed i will leave home early around 5am as her elder brother will leave home around that time too, this will afford me to beat movement restriction from 7am. She gave me address and description Na so i wakka commot for my house in Ejigbo around 5:30am, enter oshodi bus, from oshodi to ketu as my destination was alapere.It was a joy as i even arrived Oshodi before 6am and boarded Ketu danfo, on getting to Ojota, na so we encounter this stupid traffic, like play like play, it was not until 7:45am i got to Ketu bus stop...everywhere was dry without people on the road. Since there was no bike again, i asked from people the location to where i was going and they told me i should trek from one corner to the other, that was how i started walking until i got to a street and saw police patrolling, they just parked beside me without even asking me any question bundled me into their van and zoom we started going (guess my dressing already shows that i was on a journey as i was fully kitted in my best attire).............. They arrested so many other people too, after taking me on serious journey around alapere, they dumped us at the station then zoomed off again, I started pleading with the officer at the station that I was a student but lost my way. He said there was nothing he could do until the team that arrested me comes back. My babe was already calling and i narrated my ordeal to her, my phone was seized at a point....... To cut the long story short, i was released around past 12, initially they said our fine was N20,000 but i pleaded with them that i only have 4k and some change in my pocked, they collected everything i had on me and gave me N100 for transport to where i was going..i was happy it was finally over and i got to my babe house around to one........ Iove was in the air immediately we set eyes on each other and i started feeling like a boss...phiam, we were immediately naked and everything happened, didn’t even bother to even put on my cloth again as we are the only one in the whole building (They had no tenant). Later around 2pm, my babe decided to go outside to buy noodles, i laid on the three sitter enjoying DSTV, i heard the door open and didn’t even bother to notice who it was as i expected that it should be my babe..Alas! i heard a voice saying “look at how this girl open the gate and the door of the house”.....Her elder brother and the entire family were back earlier than schedule “What! Who is this?, Toyin (My babe but not real name)”..I was so embarrassed, i couldn’t cry..how i left the place was story for another day 23 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 10:26pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
snakie86:Roflwkkmd lmao @ the bolded |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 10:27pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Rexhenrex: This one funny gaan oo |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by silentachieverr(m): 10:30pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Michellla: Loool...happy birthday to you though. |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 10:36pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
tosyne2much:so untop every, you still no chop. In fact u deserve schooling and flogging |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by silentachieverr(m): 10:36pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
chibwike: The bolded comment made me laugh out loud! |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by pwettiejay(f): 10:37pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
I'm here to read comments perhaps I'm not a guy |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Michellla(f): 10:39pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
silentachieverr:thanks tons kinglekan come and share yours.and dont dare lie. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 10:41pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
pwettiejay:It doesn't matter so share urs too |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by silentachieverr(m): 10:45pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Michellla: You're welcome |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by BlackTechnology: 10:46pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Barrysleek: What did you do to Gozie 1 Like 1 Share |
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