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Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by ndujekwu(m): 6:39pm On Mar 28, 2016

Guys, imagine dt crazy moment when u want to "cross" (pene-t) and she keeps screaming (not moaning) that "it's painful", "it can't go in"

*Quickly grabs k-y jelly or lotion to aid lubrication*

Crossing strts again..... boom!!!! She screams like cry baby.... "it can't" :: blood gushing all into ur small head (dvck)... and u jst wished u had a thin, long/short johnny

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by Mannylex(m): 6:41pm On Mar 28, 2016

Do you even understand what you just wrote up there??

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by RexKexMilann: 6:42pm On Mar 28, 2016

No cause for that buddy. cheesy

. With just "the tip" in it & she will start screaming the names of all her deities and ancestors.

Yea! That's how gigantic little "johnny" could get when "angry". undecided

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by Emac34: 6:45pm On Mar 28, 2016

RexKexMilann:
No cause for that buddy. . With just "the tip" in it & she will start screaming the names of all her deities and ancestors.

Yea! That's how gigantic little "johnny" could get when "angry"..

lol...

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by Soulz22(m): 6:53pm On Mar 28, 2016

Which guy in his right sense will wish for a small dîck

But it's another thing to be good in bed though. Some say size doesn't matter .

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by obiorathesubtle: 6:54pm On Mar 28, 2016

Lol.. I swear. E dy embarrassing some times sha

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by weselomo(m): 7:02pm On Mar 28, 2016

gently penet it, she will surely mature with it over time

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by FlawlessRebirth2(f): 7:07pm On Mar 28, 2016

Emac34:
lol...

.SEE YOUR LYF??

SEE AS WATIN HIM TALK DEY TOTORI YOU

OLODO

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by NelsonNeo(m): 7:09pm On Mar 28, 2016

Memories.....

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by FlawlessRebirth2(f): 7:09pm On Mar 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
Lol.. I swear. E dy embarrassing some times sha

.OK

EVEN WHO GET SMALL DICck DEY TALK

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by Emac34: 7:13pm On Mar 28, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
.SEE YOUR LYF??

SEE AS WATIN HIM TALK DEY TOTORI YOU

OLODO

dnt get it twisted...

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by ndujekwu(m): 7:18pm On Mar 28, 2016

Mannylex:
Do you even understand what you just wrote up there??

"I wan talk I wan talk, I talk I no talk well"
Pipu dat got d line, got talking.... u have plenty to learn in romance-land grin

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by FlawlessRebirth2(f): 7:20pm On Mar 28, 2016

Emac34:
dnt get it twisted...

.EHH

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by Nobody: 7:22pm On Mar 28, 2016

I HV a way of adjusting my johnny to suit. Don't ask me how I do it oh grin

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by FlawlessRebirth2(f): 7:24pm On Mar 28, 2016

ndujekwu:

"I wan talk I wan talk, I talk I no talk well"
Pipu dat got d line, got talking.... u have plenty to learn in romance-land

.I EVEN UNDERSTAND PASS YOU MAKE WRITE AM undecided

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Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by HomesOfLife(m): 7:27pm On Mar 28, 2016

I've always wished mine was smaller. I guess majority of girls don't like when it's too big. The few that like it always want to die there. Lol..

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by coolk(m): 8:04pm On Mar 28, 2016

Caught a small detail

ndujekwu:
"blood gushing all unto ur..."

Bros pls be as gentle as a dove wit dat gal, perhaps she is a flower or tertiary v.
Not madatory dat u must penetrate dat day, take it step by step n a day at a time.

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Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by Nobody: 8:14pm On Mar 28, 2016

Yea, I wished mine was smaller cry

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by KingRex1(m): 8:27pm On Mar 28, 2016

Neva wish for somthin smaller nor bigger. Very contented..

Bt OP u sure say no be under aged gal u carry?

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by peeparty(m): 9:12pm On Mar 28, 2016

Oga boss i hail oo.will love to be like you o when i grow up.

coolk:
Caught a small detail

Bros pls be as gentle as a dove wit dat gal, perhaps she is a flower or tertiary v.
Not madatory dat u must penetrate dat day, take it step by step n a day at a time.

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by obiorathesubtle: 9:18pm On Mar 28, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
.OK

EVEN WHO GET SMALL DICck DEY TALK

okay.. You've been noticed

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by FlawlessRebirth2(f): 9:25pm On Mar 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
okay.. You've been noticed

.BY WHO..?

NO NAH....ABEG CALL SOMEBODY TO NOTICE ME...YOU NO REACH ABEG

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by kullozone(m): 10:00pm On Mar 28, 2016

when i was still a little boy,i use to hide my preek from people because it was so huge for a boy of my age then.Used To wear very tight pants to hold it down so it won't show too much in school.I thought i wasn't a normal kid oh...but when i kon start to fvck i realise wetin God do for me.Thank God for blessing me oh! I won't trade my big boy for anything in the world. grin

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Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by Emac34: 10:26pm On Mar 28, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
.EHH

FlawlessRebirth2:
.EHH

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by rawpadgin(m): 10:53pm On Mar 28, 2016

Am always glad about the "small pikin leg" am carry in between my legs

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by ndujekwu(m): 7:46am On Mar 29, 2016

rawpadgin:
Am always glad about the "small pikin leg" am carry in between my legs

U wished ooo!!! Wait until u see smaller opening

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by ndujekwu(m): 7:48am On Mar 29, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
.I EVEN UNDERSTAND PASS YOU MAKE WRITE AM

Her Royal Highness[s][/s] FRESHNESS :: Double Tuwale

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by ndujekwu(m): 1:56pm On Mar 29, 2016

RexKexMilann:
No cause for that buddy. . With just "the tip" in it & she will start screaming the names of all her deities and ancestors.

Yea! That's how gigantic little "johnny" could get when "angry"..

Huh!!!! Retractable "tip"

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by ndujekwu(m): 1:58pm On Mar 29, 2016

kullozone:
when i was still a little boy,i use to hide my preek from people because it was so huge for a boy of my age then.Used To wear very tight pants to hold it down so it won't show too much in school.I thought i wasn't a normal kid oh...but when i kon start to fvck i realise wetin God do for me.Thank God for blessing me oh! I won't trade my big boy for anything in the world.

I hope u no jam ovuga wey go swallow the "big shark"

Re: Ever Wished U Had A Smaller Or Longer "Johny" Because Of A Girl?? by ndujekwu(m): 1:59pm On Mar 29, 2016

KingRex1:
Neva wish for somthin smaller nor bigger. Very contented..

Bt OP u sure say no be under aged gal u carry?

Errrrmmm...... research in progress

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