njuwo:
Never argue with a woman, just use your
brains like this my guy.
A man went on a night out with his
friends the wife is furious and tells
the kids that when he comes back
they must not open the door for him.
At about12 o'clock the man comes
back and knocks...
the Wife tells him "go sleep where your
coming from " and the man
answered" I'm not here to sleep my
dia , I'm here to collect condoms in
my room on top of the table or give it
to me,
there'r lots of women at the party!"
The wife opened the door and said
"idiot" you are not going anywhere. Enter the house.

Nice

Nigeria Patients And Doctors Episode 10 http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/nigeria-patients-and-doctors-episode-10.html

Help!!! My Wife Wants To Kill Me O Cause Of This http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/help-my-wife-wants-to-kill-me-o-cause.html

not funny

My First Visit To Abuja You Will Be Surprised By What I Went There To Do http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/my-first-visit-to-abuja-you-will-be.html

The World Is Really Coming To An End See What I Saw When I Was Walking http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-world-is-really-coming-to-end-see.html

Nigeria Patients And Doctors Episode 11 http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/nigeria-patients-and-doctors-episode-11.html

God Help This Generation See How I Was Duped Today http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/god-help-this-generation-see-how-i-was.html

He Went Back To The Judge After The Court Case To Do This http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/he-went-back-to-judge-after-court-case.html

Super Eagles Players Disguise Themselves Back To Nigeria http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/super-eagles-players-disguise.html

Diary Of An Old Woman Sex Life http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/diary-of-old-woman-sex-life.html

How A Man Was Allowed To Enter Heaven Only For Two Days http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/how-man-was-allowed-to-enter-heaven.html

A guy sent a Whatsapp message to his ex- girlfriend. Hello my dear. I know it's late and I know it's been quite a while since we broke up. But I need to get something out of my chest, I want to tell you something very important.


The new boyfriend saw the message and replied, Easy there bros. She's asleep in my arms like she does every single night for the past month. But tomorrow when she wakes up, I'll tell her you miss her. Or is it that you still love her? What is so important you want her to know at 3am in the morning?


The guy replied, Just tell her that I tested HIV Positive!

http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/shocking-result.html

While I was in the doctor's waiting room there was this tiny man only about six inches tall. Although he was there before me, he let me see the doctor first. I suppose he just had to be a little patient.


The psychiatrist's secretary walked into his study and said, "Mr Obokparo is in the waiting room asking to see you again. This time he claims he's invisible." The psychiatrist responded, "Tell him I can't see him."


When I asked my doctor to give me something to sharpen my appetite he just gave me a razor blade.


The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. "Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?" The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, "Pay me in advance."

http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/nigeria-patients-and-doctors-episode-12.html

lol very funny. meanwhile there's this new page that provides scholarship information for schools abroad. Very nice setting. Their address is www.styleravenigeria.com go to opportunities section.

sundoj08:
Monalisa and johneyhaz derailing threads since 1908 B.C

guy I don't want her to know that it's me

Johneyhaz:
guy I don't want her to know that it's me

gotcha

sundoj08:
gotcha

cool...I dey run from,but always finding myself going back to her

Johneyhaz:
cool...I dey run from,but always finding myself going back to her

lol..

sundoj08:
lol..

I just finished watching jarhead3...that movie is dope

Johneyhaz:
I just finished watching jarhead3...that movie is dope

i think I've seen it already.. Where they had to go save some arab girl like that right?

sundoj08:
i think I've seen it already.. Where they had to go save some arab girl like that right?

that's part2...this is 2016, millitant lay siege on America Embassy

Johneyhaz:
that's part2...this is 2016, millitant lay siege on America Embassy

oh s.hit, i gotta see it asap !!!

Three guys were working on a Network tower, Davido, Kevwe and Mudi.


Kevwe falls off and was killed instantly.


As the ambulance took the body away, Mudi said, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Davido said, "Okay, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."


Two hours later, he came back carrying a crate of Gulder. Mudi asked, "Where did you get that, Davido?" "Kevwe's wife gave it to me," Davido replied. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband just died and she gave you a crate of beer?" "Well, not exactly", Davido said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Kevwe's widow." She said, "No, I'm not a widow!" And I said, "I bet you a crate of Gulder you are.

http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/how-davido-won-bet-award.html

Johneyhaz:
guy I don't want her to know that it's me

Stop derailing my thread and focus on the calling of this thread.

Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, my father asked me how much my last date had cost. I thought for a minute and then replied, "Oh, about 25,000 Naira I think." "Well," said my Father, "I'm proud of you for finally coming up with an inexpensive evening." "To be honest Dad," I went on, "We would have spent more, but that was all the money she had."
http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-dates-master.html

There were three people stranded on an island, a Lagos man, a Benin Man, and a Warri. The Lagos man looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So he announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So he swam out five miles, and got really tired. He swam out ten miles from the island, and he was too tired to go on, so he drowned.


The Benin Man said to himself, "I wonder if the Lagos man made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So he attempts to swim out.

The Benin man had a lot more endurance than the Lagos man, as he swam out 10 miles before he even got tired. After 15 miles, he was too tired to go on, so he drowned.


So the Warri man thought to himself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I should better try to make it, too."

So he swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island.


The shore was just in sight, but he said, "I'm too tired to go on!"


So he swam back.

http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/what-warri-man-did-in-water.html

Three surgeons were discussing which types of patients they preferred to operate on.


Doctor Ogbomosho said, "I prefer librarians. All of their organs are alphabetized." Doctor Kalabari replied, "I prefer mathematicians because all of their organs are numbered." Lastly, Doctor Enuma responded, "I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable."

http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/nigeria-patients-and-doctors-episode-13.html

Funny famous people changed heads
http://www.smstv.lt/fotogalerija/fotogalerija/153

This university student was asked to give a speech on his graduation day, he said, "Good day lendings and gatel men, I wanted to thank God for my mum, dad, parents, brothers and sisters, siblings, cousin, for paying my schools fins, if not for them I would have not be a school student, I will seriously thank my great ground father who is dead for his support towards my SCHOOLING as a student, I joined cult but I have already comot, and also greeting Chukwudi, Tega, Babatunde, Etim, Musa, Ochuko, Ebitare, Idahosa, Tom, Isaac, Koffi, Jonathan, Patrick and all my late student who I studied in this school, I thank my VICE CANCERLOR, for his effort to of making me the best SCHOOLDENT in ENGRISH RANGUAGE AND TRANSLATON, I also thank the gateman, the HOWSE KEEPER, I ALSO IN THIS MINDIUM TO THANK MY DAD, MY MUM AND MY PARENTS ONCE AGAIN thanks.
Please which kind of certificate should be given to this graduate?
www.njuwo.com/2016/03/see-speech-this-university-student-gave.html?m=1

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Today is 2016 04 01 , no one every joke with April fool , to show how the change as finish the country ,a fool as turn to April serious