I am in the toilet with my phone at the moment

catlova2:
We can only try our best. There is no way you ll get out of the toilet 100% clean.









BTW bad habits are bad habits. The toilet is a place one should go, and get out as fast as possible.
Abi una wan dey do meeting with JINNs ni?

e be like say ur toilet no clean ooo

bangiskings:
e be like say ur toilet no clean ooo

Its cleaner than ur teeth.

Can you eat in your toilet?

i could remember when i had my android in 2011 i finished a fifa 2012 league inside my toilet very quiet

Sylvester70:
i could remember when i had my android in 2011 i finished a fifa 2012 league inside my toilet very quiet

JESU!!!
Brother U need JESUS now or never

[quote author=Mikylopez post=44264429]funny enuf dahs d only quiet place in my house....i go der to tink.....
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Your pic fine

jchima14:
After Reading This You Will Never Use Your Phone In A Toilet Again [THE SUMMARY]

Sometimes we all take a phone into the toilet. But it is a very dangerous habit! You can expose yourself and others to germs like salmonella, E. Coli and C. “If you wipe your bum then pick up your phone, you may as well not bother washing your hands because all the bacteria you put on your phone will end up back on your hands,” hygiene expert Dr. Lisa Ackerley told.So what we all should do? Dr. Ron Cutler, director of biomedical science degrees at Queen Mary’s University London, said: “Basically, you just shouldn’t (take your phone into the toilet) if you are at all concerned about the transfer of viruses and fecal contamination.” He said that levels of contamination vary widely depending on where the toilet is. A small office may not be a problem, but a hospital or a cruise ship where viruses may be circulating are different.

Remember, viruses transfer not only by hands. It is the main way, but not the only one. “Spray could travel around six feet from the flush,” Dr. Ackerley said. That’s why you shouldn’t leave your toothbrush close to the toilet and put your phone down on the toilet roll holder or any shelf that might be there. By the way, germs could survive up to a couple of days on your phone! “Phones heat up a little bit giving bacteria a nice warm environment,” Dr. Ron Cutler said. “If people handle sweets and leave a sticky coating on the phone, that’s an even better place for bacteria.” So don’t forget to wash your hands with soap and water and leave the phone in your bag before visiting the toilet!


SOURCE: http://thesummary.com.ng/index.php/news-categories/health/item/6519-after-reading-this-you-will-never-use-your-phone-in-a-toilet-again

between bacteria n fulani herdsmen which one kill faster?
I think say I wan read as dem say person carry fone enter toilet d next thing him disappear.
abeg fone n toilet just dey synonymous to apc n lies.

Mikylopez:
funny enuf dahs d only quiet place in my house....i go der to tink.....

Lolz. Wic kind house be dat

I learnt to keep my brush and other things away from the toilet,by the way,I don't go to the toilet with my phone.

sorextee:
Story for the gods. who has observed that there's always a stronger signal in the toilet. My toilet get socket, nd a newspaper shelf. Wen I need a quiet time, I just go there. Read my newspaper, while my fone is playing music. God punish E.coli. Thunder fire salmonella typhi/paratyphi.

PS: I DEDICATE THIS FTC TO ME AND OTHERS CELEBRATING THEIR BIRTHDAYS TODAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US ALL. LLNP

I know right network in the toilet is maad

Choi I do dat a lot God help meooo!

Adonbilivit. I use water to wash after pupu. Those who use toilet roll must be careful for the faeces not to touch their hands now.

DaVinChiSam:
Hmm.

My toilet is where I read 80per cent of... Ehem... Of Nairaland topics...

Guess where this post is made from now...

baba na there be ur room?

Thank God I don't go to toilet

Xtanixlax:
JESU!!! Brother U need JESUS now or never

i meant league cup abeg and that was when i was addicted to my phone

In the toilet as I type this

This's a coincident.... To be sincere i'm posting this from ma toilet, dunno if bacteria wil affect lalasticala if he does same. For me i be confirm naija dude, germ no fit try me.

LoveJesus87:
Lolz. Wic kind house be dat

i jes av to run from my younger bro...he talks alot

ifex370:
%80 of great ideas come from the toilet...







except you poo in a pit then your screwed

I concur to a large extent with ur opinion. How I wish libraries are like toilets, Nigeria would be having more genius to solve our problems with the support of good governance.

Well said... Quite informative... Presently doin a research on dat

Mikylopez:
funny enuf dahs d only quiet place in my house....i go der to tink.....

I can only imagine

We zip our cloth,that's a means of passing germ,why wearing your brief and boxer?

Biko make una Park one side , I can't go to toilet without my phone, one habit I don't know when I will stop. Even when I enter there and forgot to go with it, I will call someone to get it for me or come out and pick it ... And No, I have never forgotten to wash my hands after using d toilet, so allow me to flex my phone in there. That's d only way the sh*t will come out freely

Mikylopez:
i jes av to run from my younger bro...he talks alot

LolZ

U be guy or girl? If u re a guy, abeg go sit down .. but if u be girl, maybe I'm the BOO u re talking about.

Sunglass20:


If not that I took a second look at your username, I would have concluded it was my Boo. In fact, we don't use the word toilet, we use the word 'internet'.

sorextee:
U be guy or girl? If u re a guy, abeg go sit down .. but if u be girl, maybe I'm the BOO u re talking about.

Abi naira land no show you say I be Female? Be it as it may, YOU NOT MY BOO coz ....

Level that have been playing for weeks on candy crush, I know when I get to d toilet I gonna play d level easily,

Ur gender ain't showing beside ur moniker. Coz what

Sunglass20:

Abi naira land no show you say I be Female? Be it as it may, YOU NOT MY BOO coz ....

Mikylopez:
funny enuf dahs d only quiet place in my house....i go der to tink.....

ah, your house is funji house of…… ......

harrysterol:
telling me not to go to the toilet with my phone is like telling me not to eat, as a matter of fact i'm typing this from the toilet sef

Hello Mr Harry.

stinggy:
Hello Mr Harry.

ewooooi see my main nigga whatup bro it been ages