prahcetomi:
Someone threw a toilet roll at my head.All of. A sudden,blood started gushing out of my head.

TOilet roll ke?

holamiday:
It was in New York on September 11 2001. The world trade centres collapsed on me. I was under the rubble for 3 days & 3 nights. Thank God for the police dog that rescued me the 3rd day. Up till today, i haven't found my lungs. It's so painful.

Praise the Lord.

Eya its day break already n stop dreaming. Btw u don pass seme border before !

Kenturkey048:
TOilet roll ke?

yes,toilet roll...the problem is that my head is too soft.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Change of environment which made me to leave all my childhood friends and by the time I could get use to the new environment and started making new friends, I was not the same person again. I've never really made friends after I left my childhood environment. just school mates.

I'd say thank God you changed ur environ. See you looking all hot nd feminine

I think the OP really likes blood.

My own experience... I was 11, and was home on a holiday. My mom sent me to fetch water but it was the best part of a movie (SHE) I loved to watch then...I rushed with the errand, and when I was rushing back to the parlor, I slipped and fell...I heard the sound "prak!" before I felt the pain. The bone in my right arm had broken from the fall. It was a simple fracture but it hurt like hell. And it hurt even worse when the people at LUTH tried to set my bone before putting the P.O.P.

I offended my mum, can't remember what I did exactly. She wanted to beat me so I ran. And mistakenly stepped on a nail, even with the injury I kept trying to run until people held me down. I swear if I knew the hell that was waiting for me in place of hot knife and palm oil, I for just jejely chop my cane. And it was done twice a day for about three days or so.

Someone hit me in the eye with a plier.

I was temporarily blind first in one eye for like 3 weeks....... then the other eye lost its sight too.... at a point I needed someone to lead me around.

It wasn't Funny at all.......

KingRex1:
I'd say thank God you changed ur environ. See you looking all hot nd feminine

oh thanks.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
oh thanks.

Yh you welcome dear. Goodnite

MizTyna:
I offended my mum, can't remember what I did exactly. She wanted to beat me so I ran. And mistakenly stepped on a nail, even with the injury I kept trying to run until people held me down. I swear if I knew the hell that was waiting for me in place of hot knife and palm oil, I for just jejely chop my cane. And it was done twice a day for about three days or so.

Ouch..

Fell from a pear tree and broke my arm and wrist while in junior secondary school, hit my forehead against the edge of a door while running from a dog, blood gushed out like tap, the scar is still on my forehead till date.

Then after my waec and neco exams while visiting my parents, was shot by armed robbers that came to rob our house with a short gun, I bled like I was gona die, the scars are still on my chest and abdomen region with few pellets still lodged in my body.

I remember when i was growing up, my mum just got a cable tv antenna and i inserted one of its shinny metal in my mouth playing with it, i then rested the metal on the armrest of one of the chairs while still in my mouth, blood was gushing out of my mouth, i was forced to eat pepperish food for days. Another one was two years ago, i and my younger brother were going to visit our elder sis, we boarded a bus, my younger bro alighted at a wrong bus-stop, this made me jump off the moving bus, my body peel no be small

Kenturkey048:
Oga na lie.

Wasn't expecting you to believe me... Hope say you don chop ?

canalily:
When i wanted to vote for Buhari but knife cut my thumb that day

Can't swallow this one!

No be smal thing ooh "COCONUT BIN FALL ON TOP MY HEAD "(na there i bin kw say life no be Bobo)

A bike accident about a month ago.. As 2 bikes ( the one I was on and another one) was about to collide, I jumped down, landed with my hands on the floor and one of the bikes CRUSHED my index finger. The wound was so deep and is yet to heal fully.

Some pains can really b excruciating sha..... When i was in JSS 3 2nd term.... I was preparing to go to the hostel since i was in d boarding house.... N i annoyed my dad a day before dat day he was suppose to tk me to school so he said i would go alone of which I refused n he forced me out of the house with my suitcase n ghana must go... When i got to my school gate... I needed to cross to enter my school n i was just wondering how i would cross wit my luggage's when i just saw one of my classmate dat was a day student... She held some of my things n i held the odas while we held each other hands...we had managed to cross the first lane na second lane con b wahala... N dat tym govt just dy mk dat particular road to two lane so some drivers neva sabi use am well... My classmate n i just looked at one side and entered not knowing one bus was tking d wrong lane and d stupid man was actually cming with full speed... I just decided to look at the oda side even though we ve already entered when i saw the bus... I tried pulling my frnd back but the bus picked her up n since i was holding her.... I dnt just knw hw come sha... But sumtin at the back of the bus held my uniform n as d bus was moving e dy drag me follow body....... D process of trying to stop with both hands and legs na so injuries just dy stamp my body anyhw and bones dy break.... At a point something hit me n d uniform just left d bus.... I just lie dwn..... Crying and saying Daddy why..... My dad regretted d whole thing.... He beg me sha but as for my frnd she had to go in for a major surgery cos she had internal bleeding and her forehead open small n she con b asthma patient join.... God actually saved us

holamiday:
It was in New York on September 11 2001. The world trade centres collapsed on me. I was under the rubble for 3 days & 3 nights. Thank God for the police dog that rescued me the 3rd day. Up till today, i haven't found my lungs. It's so painful.

Praise the Lord.

Why the f*ck you lying

I fell inside a deep dry well in the night around august 2014 while trying to get home faster and took a short cut... didn't sustain much injury tho.
Just some bruises on my knee, somewhere around my ribs... and some other parts of my body too.
And a little pinch went off a tooth too ..lol
That experience will linger on in my memory.
I first thought it was an earthquake and started saying my last prayers when i touched the bottom... before I noticed itwas a a well.
Spent some minutes shouting for help

When i was younger i used to work at a cyber cafe,back then there was this fine girl when chuke my eye,one day she came with an equally fine friend, they will stare at me and whisper to one another laughing and shit .i thought i was making an expression,the friend's system began to misbehave so i was called in to solve the problem, while working on it.i stumbled on the chat they were having and the friend was narrating how i was well mannered and quick to want to please her.but then she told the friend she couldnt date me because i was too slim,note this.i was 16yrs old and i was skinnier than snoop and wiz and she went on telling her friend i probably have aids.i read it and wanted to die,fast forward to 2015.im 6ft3 and well built.when she saw me she was getting all touchy touchy and shit,she have 3 kids from 2 baby daddies.ho













Based on a TRU story

followed my mom to the farm when I was like 5yrs old. She was working and I was playing on my own. Suddenly, I started crying Nd my mom came to my rescue, she found out I had chopped off the smallest toe on my right feet with her cutlass. Grew up with 9 toes. Till today, my friends still laugh at me coz i have 9 toes

2nd one, I was hit by a motorcycle on my way home from sch. I fell n hit my chest on the gutter n broke a bone on my right ventricles. There was no hospital that time. Don't remember know how i got healed but i still feel the pain when i bend down now.

Last year october,I fell from my power bike on a tarred road...the next tin i observed was my whole body pepering me..you knw wat that means...i still have the scars on me...thank GOD for Jesus sha

As a child, I crawled to the kitchen with the househelp unaware that I was behind her. She was with a kettle of boiled water and it fell on my leg. Can't remember how the pain felt but I still have a big scar on my left foot as a reminder..
Another, when I was in primary school, I fell right on top of broken bottles. Can still remember how that felt.. *pheww*

I was in JS1, a water tanker came 2 fill up our tank due to issues with the pumping machine,the man who climbed the tank had use his body weight to shift the tank so it wasn't resting properly aas the water was being pumped into it, it fell since it wasn't balanced on the beam, unfortunately 4 me, I was under the scaffolding, the tank fell straight on my head, I was out 4 2 days, had 5 major stitches on my head,the scars are still there as I write, it was odikwa serious!

That was few years back..,
I asked my daddy for money, and he said I should come to the office to get it (ontop how much) So I told him I can't that he should please give me before he goes in the morning, he said "ok iv heard you " (lol, he had his own plans)
So that morning, when I woke up, all relaxed and all, not knowing the day was going to be terrible for me, went to my daddy's room to ask for the money, he said "ill call you when I'm leaving" I gladly said ok..
After about 30mins, I went to the kitchen to drop something o.. I just saw him inside the car alrdy.. really smiling.
I just started shouting while runing down the stairs "daddy daddy this is not fair o it's not fair o, wait wait " I fell down and bruised one of my toe.. and the nail came out
God!!! It was painful! And it didn't come out entirely, a little flesh was holding it, my mummy had to pull it out ah, iv never felt such pain. My daddy ended up not going to work that day sef

First, when I was 6, a class mate ran the metal leg of a chair into my right eye. She took the chair from someone and was running to evade capture. Fortunately I blinked before the impact so most of the damage was to my eyelid, which tore around the middle. I still remember how much I howled that day. Now I have a small dent and bald spot (no eyelashes) on my eyelid from the accident.

Second, I stepped strongly on a hoe in secondary school. I was barefoot at the time. The thing just scooped flesh out of my sole, but not completely. I had to go to the school clinic to have the hanging piece of flesh cut off and the wound treated. This was done without any anaesthetic so the nurse had some students hold me down. You don't want to know what it feels like to have your flesh scissored off. Lol

lemme add mine..

The day I broke my wrist trying to form petr cech... mehn, till today, I don lose my goal keeping reflexes...

Tried playing a shot, na so map of Africa peel comot frm the sole of my foot..


A Close Shave: one a good Friday during SIWES, didn't know we were going out for setting out. my boss asked me to bring d steel tape and as I got there ehn, see the big nail Jst enta my slippers inches beside my leg... #Thank_God

I was in jss1, i was waiting for the driver so i decided to play with the other kids. I was tagged by my frnd so i had to chase him. So during the process, my frnd did a zig zag pattern n dodged a pillar and i was running at full speed. I dodged the pillar as well but somehow it caught my leg, i didn't feel any pain while i was walking but i could notice all eyes were on me. I walked a distance till one of the teachers had to shout Jesus,ran towards my direction and i looked at my leg, blood everywhere, all the path i walked had blood stains, i fell down immediately and couldn't move the leg. The cut was so deep the cotton wool the teacher used sank into the leg. I live with the scar till date

while, I was in ss3. 2007 to b precise. I jumped from a moving molue in lagos because d driver and d conductors planned to take me to an unknown destination. that day, I just thanked baba God DAT dere was no moving vehicle cuming wen I jumped out of d moving bus. till date I still av little scars of d incident on my body. but all glory to God who sustained me.

Damayor12:
Your experience with your worst injuries?

Okay, let me share mine..


I remember as a kid, I was playing "catcher-catcher" with my neighbours, I was running so fast, I stepped on a sharp stone, that tore open the middle of foot, and blood gushed out.. with pools of blood everywhere around the compound.
It was so bad, I limped for more than a week, couldn't go to school and they had to hold me down, everyday, to "dry heat" my foot with a hot iron..

Another one was a night in Uni, there was no light, a big broken mirror someone put on the table fell on my leg, just at the base of my big toe.. and made a deep cut... there was so much blood everywhere.. wore sandals for like 2 weeks.. and up till now, I can't flex my big toe properly..

my most embarrassed injury was when i did it with my neibour's daughter on the rug and my knees piled off and i got to know when i was taking my bath.

lifezone247:

Yours was a joke, I was actually looking for death myself, Dis is a pics of me, b4 during and after a gas cooker explosion in my kitchen. (Sunday, January 11th 2009)What can be worst? I first give thanks to God, then money available for all surgery and treatment. I'm alive. My signatures says it all.

Wow, i have to say sorry and congrats for the recovery (ur very fortunate bro)..
Btw What caused the explosion?