MISSCONGENIALITY:
No, in a neighboring country.

lielbree:

That is eh! The thing be like the shape of big milo tin when it finally came out..

naijacarlovers:

Bonitas Disciplina.....

Stanleywaxy:
Back in Sec school days ... pulled a hamstring while playing for the school team .
We later won the competition tho

#IrepPrimus

Kgdavid:


lol sorry but with all i have suffered at the hands of football, a hamstring injury just sounds like a joke honestly. Sprained both ankles countless times, injured my achilles tendon on my left leg(courtesy of a deliberate foul), suffered torn hamstrings on both legs, pulled thigh muscles on both legs, experienced strange pain in my hip and lower back, but worst of all ruptured my right acl mutliple times. The first time was the worst, i couldnt walk well for weeks and i tried to return to playing in about 2 and a half months, whereupon it promptly reoccured.

Stanleywaxy:
If after all these injuries and you still play soccer today , then Tony-doh needs to tell your story on his Gulder show when next he's in the studio , Na ogbonge Man you be soooo ...

Kgdavid:


Lol... my folks have given up on trying to make me quit

Chadso:



you still look tomboy-ish sef

temmym4:


In one word, u were George of the Jungle when u were growing up

bigcil2:
hmmmm okay .. hope you don't mind if I don't believe ypu

esejessy:
choi I ave experienced it .it was hell!

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Lie

Chadso:



I'm serious... Oya look at the mirror

gabylzy:
had a football injury, as the tallest guy in my class i was fit to mount the post ..i was a good keeper tho. there was this large guy in ma class that was in the match also..na so we face ourselves oh...one on one i wan dey form quick reflex i rush go meet the guy so as to stop him from scoring na so the guy raise the ball over me..his right knee jst hit the bridge bone of ma nose..OMG i felt instant headache...everywhere was white i culd only see the Sun..didnt even knw when i walked to the center of the field and laid down there..the blood that came out of ma nose that day was crazy. When i got to the hostel i slept for 10 straight hours.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Change of environment which made me to leave all my childhood friends and by the time I could get use to the new environment and started making new friends, I was not the same person again. I've never really made friends after I left my childhood environment. just school mates.

Originalsly:
Hmmm....not me....but one time there was this accident where this car....a BMW... was really really speeding..lost control and crashed into a parked flatbed truck....it happened right in front of me....the sound was more than thunder...and I saw with my own two eyes....I can never forget as long as I live....d one guy in the front passenger seat... his head flew off like bullet through the windshield.... it had like a lot of strings attached .....and bounced once on d road like 10 meters away then crashed through the windshield of an oncoming car. The rest of his body was in the front seat with seat belt on and like blood vessels hanging over the shoulder spurting blood. I just stood there frozen in horror ...but not my neighbour who was with me before the accident. I guess he is used to this kind stuff since he works in emergency at the hospital. ...he took off running shouting for us...us...to go get the head that it can be reattached at the hospital. The next thing I knew he was sprinting back with the head and giving me to hold while saying he need to get the body from the wrecked car. I guess I fainted or whatever.......because the next thing I knew is that I was on a bed in the hospital. I know you would find it hard to believe.... but that my neighbour and those surgeons successfully reattached that guy's head to the body. ... and if you see that guy today.... you wouldn't suspect what he went thru except for the marks all around his neck. When people ask.... you know how people nosey. ...he would tell them he was robbed of his gold chains in the most brutal way. Many of you know who he is...but don't know his story...he is a celebrity. I am tired writing now.... next year on this date I'll update you!

Omonigeriarere:


Please what caused the gas explosion? You have instilled fear in me oooo

bigcil2:

That one don do me tire lol... But the pain when they put iodine

Brugo:
Lol. There was "blood everywhere..." You mentioned this twice. brother, you have blood o.

Once upon a time, during holiday lessons (SS1 or so) I played monkey post with my friends. I was about to take a powerful shot on goal when one boy just came out of nowhere and blocked my shot with his sole. Instead of the ball, I unfortunately kicked the underside of his foot. Chai! I felt a sharp pain in my big toe and I just sat down on the field jejely. I tried not to cry in the presence of the girls watching us play. O boy, it wasn't easy.

I limped back home with my one and a half leg. Was limping on my swollen foot for days. Almost all my major injuries na football cause am.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Not at all dear

Originalsly:
Hmmm....not me....but one time there was this accident where this car....a BMW... was really really speeding..lost control and crashed into a parked flatbed truck....it happened right in front of me....the sound was more than thunder...and I saw with my own two eyes....I can never forget as long as I live....d one guy in the front passenger seat... his head flew off like bullet through the windshield.... it had like a lot of strings attached .....and bounced once on d road like 10 meters away then crashed through the windshield of an oncoming car. The rest of his body was in the front seat with seat belt on and like blood vessels hanging over the shoulder spurting blood. I just stood there frozen in horror ...but not my neighbour who was with me before the accident. I guess he is used to this kind stuff since he works in emergency at the hospital. ...he took off running shouting for us...us...to go get the head that it can be reattached at the hospital. The next thing I knew he was sprinting back with the head and giving me to hold while saying he need to get the body from the wrecked car. I guess I fainted or whatever.......because the next thing I knew is that I was on a bed in the hospital. I know you would find it hard to believe.... but that my neighbour and those surgeons successfully reattached that guy's head to the body. ... and if you see that guy today.... you wouldn't suspect what he went thru except for the marks all around his neck. When people ask.... you know how people nosey. ...he would tell them he was robbed of his gold chains in the most brutal way. Many of you know who he is...but don't know his story...he is a celebrity. I am tired writing now.... next year on this date I'll update you!

Damayor12:


Head was reattached!!! Maybe not in Nigeria.. that's a lie damnit!! It takes rougly 6 minutes, for the brain to die, when there's no blood supply.. and even if he's reattached after 6 minutes, he's going to be "A vegetable" and totally useless..
You lie bro!

dhummystecah:
I was playing catcher catcher game with my friends in the living room, I slipped and banged my head at the sharp edge of the wall. I just felt a liquid running down my forehead. My friends ran away. Only one went to call our neighbor who rushed me to the hospital . Had 4 stitches .

billyb:
lol,your friends ran away

MISSCONGENIALITY:
I'm infront of the mirror right now and I see no such thing.