Laveda:

Did you trade your brain with that of a goat?.

ireneony:
are u a banker

Laveda:


Did you trade your brain with that of a goat?.

pablobellins:
Gawd!!! That was too much

HardMirror:

No, I'm an electrical engineer. But saying bankers are fake is soo false. Problem is people expect too much from them

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

4nobody4every1:

AIRTIME007:

lols!!
Please tend to the diiicks....you don't wanna keep your customers waiting

Kgdavid:


fallacy of composition perhaps.

bro some Nigerians just be making me wonder if i am really from this country

omoharry:
You are so crass..how can you say such things in a forum like this..pls apply some decorum when writing..you should write like an adult and not like a street teenager.

SAINTSAMURAI:
ITS OBVIOUS that the OP is one of this oloshos that go to the banks for the sole purpose of getting the attention of bankers but unfortunately they end up getting d attention of customer care service guys and casheirs, when the real dope bankers are upstairs in their offices. "olosho business gone wrong. afta d customer care service guys nd casheirs have used them like a piece of toilet roll that they are, they now come online in nairaland and start lamenting bankers are broke and all that. "TEAM BANKING AND FINANCE STUDENT.

refiner:
haba!....jade take it easy nah....u can't judge a whole cos of one person!....by d way he's not related to u so u can't tell him how to spend HIS money!

jaybee3:


I been wan begin to dey pop everything in sight na (Including wetin she dey bring to d table)

SAINTSAMURAI:
chai iv died!! bia im nt cum4wat nd iv never created a thread abt u, i dnt seek 4 attention, mayb its u with a river niger vaginal dats an attention seeker, truth hurts. doh!

VictorRomanov:



My bro, how we go do na? 180m people can't all be reasonable na. We just got to put up with them.

SAINTSAMURAI:
IM A BARCA BLOOD, BORN AND BRED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE CATALANS, RAP WITH A CATALUNA FLAG AND FED WITH A BARCELONA FOOD, IM A BARCA BLOOD.

4nobody4every1:

Jadekitana:
Where that cheap olosho laveda the bag of syphillis and std? The grand patron of oloshos! Silly cretin.

.....jade dear pls dis should be enoff!....Nawa ooo...if na me u insult like dis...na suicide straight and I go write say na u kill me!....Pele! abeg e don do!

HardMirror:

Why are you telling her sorry? Because the guy collected his 100 naira change? Or because he loves asun so much he eat more than her. Abeg let us be real here. They guy could just be a tight fisted person based on poor background and upbringing not because all bankers are fake. Why is she weeping over such a trivial issue. Sorry ko, sorry ni.

ireneony:
Bankers are not stingy ...They can spend without with a lady.
What I have experience.

ScofieldBello:
You seem to me a desperate lady.
Hey, stop going about telling people how to spend their hard earned money! You were definitely disappointed cuz you didn't get what you expected.....he is a real guy.

How many times have you left your change with a waitress? But you expected him to leave his. Oh....I forgot that you ain't got a job yet.

Better that you deleted his number cuz a lady like you cannot add value to his life. He ain't a reckless spender.


Funny you, na now you know say na fake life him dey live. Even if he isn't a full staff, madam IT IS HIS JOB, IT IS HIS LIFE, HE LIKES IT.

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

Firstlieutenant:


Shut up! Na u go lecture me on how to express ma self! Anytime I need ya kind of advice, I go move to ma toilet and shit one!

Laveda:


How do you encounter all these guys madam?
What do you do for a living?

jaybee3:


You just dey laugh today.. Wetin happen na, you high on Trumps cheesy humour?

Laveda:


How do you encounter all these guys madam?
What do you do for a living?