Even though ladies are naturally born pretenders that act like they have no hormones and don't want to sleep with men despite the fact that they also fantasize about it as much as men do just that we label ladies that are blatant about wanting to have sex all sort of names.

However, I will say and always continue to say that ladies want sex as much as men do just that they are very hypocritical about it for the fear of being ridiculed.. As a result of this, they use body language and sarcastic statements to pass across the message.

I know that many of us are very sensitive to decode and read meaning to these statement

Without wasting time

10 Statements Ladies Normally Use To Lure Guys To Bed

1. "Promise me you will not initiate Sex when I come"

Some ladies will tell you to promise not to do anything silly when they come. This is a usually a sarcastic statement they often use to test a guy if he's indeed a man. Just when you invite a lady to your house and tells you on the phone that you to make a solemn not to initiate sex during her visitation, be sure that she's only being sarcastic. This is common with teenagers

2. "I don't like Dull Guys"

I have been tagged a dull guy by many ladies an this is because I don't have the courage to initiate love making, or perhaps, I don't even know where to start from. As a matter of shame, when a lady visits me today her chances of paying me a subsequent visit is very slim. One even visit me last year and after she had spent five hours with me she began to ring to my ears that she hates to visits dull guys. Could you believe she called me as soon as she got to her house and started using sango and ogun to swear for me if I ever call her.

3. Your lips are Sexy

To lure a guy into love making, some ladies will keep staring at you and will confess that your lips are sexy and conspicuously succulent. This means that she wouldn't mind locking lips with you.

4. "Don't tell me your joystick has Erec.ted ?"

Another way many ladies lure guys to bed is that they will focus on your joystick region just to know if it's above its default state.. The moment your obviously frustrated joystick exceeds its normal level, she will shake her head telling you how disappointed she is, and that she never expected your joystick to be erected. Most times, I use pillow to cover my joystick region so that a man of God like me will not fall for such temptation.

5. "I'm having body pains, Can you Massage Me?

To lure a guy to bed, some ladies will pretend to be suffering from body pains and will ask the guy to massage their body, perhaps their back. When the guy is massaging the back, they will instruct him to move down a little bit, down to the their butts and before you know it, the rest is history. I don't need to tell you what will happen next.

6. "Don't play Porn movie here oooo"

Just when open your videos folder on your laptop to play a movie and she tells you not to play porn oooo otherwise she will vacate the room for you. Be rest assured that she definitely wants you to say something nasty so that argument and rough play will kick start.

7. "I hope you are the only one at home?"

Prior to her arrival she might inquire if you're the only one at home and if you say "yes"; she will smile and tell you to be prepared for her "prepare for her? . Guys note that when a lady is curious to know if you are the only one in the house she definitely wants to know whether your kid brothers will not be lucifer that will cause distraction

8. "There's heat, come and fan Me"

Some ladies will tell you they are feeling heat, therefore, they need you to fan them with perhaps hand fan. When you are fanning her a metre away, she will tell you to come close jhooor, and before you know kissing and cuddling don start and the rest is history

9. "You are not Romantic"

Just when both of you have watched series of movies, played computer games, cracked jokes, browsed social sites and all that, and she suddenly looks into your eyes and tells you that you are not romantic, she definitely wants the hormones in your body to resurrect so that you can make a move. This statement is normally used to lure guys to bed

10. "I'm feeling Cold"

When a lady starts complaining about cold when the room is heating like a bakery then something is wrong. It means she wants you to come close to her. If you offer her a blanket, she will tell you to come lie beside her and the whole thing is history

I drop my pen at this point

Feel free to add yours

Have fun

Written by: Tosyne2much

Laveda:
Lure guys you say?

Well, I'm cold is much more easier to code

Smellymouth:
* I want to charge my fone / watch movies :: she walks into my room wearing a skimpy skirt/ belly button top and expects me to do what? Sings hymns or recite my Qu'ran?

10 mins later, she'll be "SPREADING HER LEGS LIKE A RUMOUR " like:::::;

wristbangle:
11. Will you pass the night at my house?

There is this beautiful lady I had crush on few years ago but I couldn't approach her simply because I am a shy person, not knowing that she has same feelings for me. So one day I was stranded at 10pm in Ajah because I didn't hold my ATM and I had no kobo in my pocket, meanwhile I reside at Sango Ota. The few airtime left in my phone was what I used in calling her since she stays at ajah. I requested for N1,000 if can she borrow me as I will pay her the next day through ATM transfer. She was like, Emma, don't you value your life? It's already late na. Why can't you pass the night in my house? After much pestering from her I gave in and she prepared one mesmerising meal that sparked my brain. As if that's all, she even helped me in removing my shirt and start touching those sensitive part of my body meanwhile my joystick was already dancing and saying "Praise the Lord oo". One thing led to another thing and the rest was history.

dollyjoy:
that meme is cray

Smellymouth:


naso some girls take "Lure" me back den oo..

Insha Allah, I am now a NEW creature..

Smellymouth:
* I want to charge my fone / watch movies :: she walks into my room wearing a skimpy skirt/ belly button top and expects me to do what? Sings hymns or recite my Qu'ran?

10 mins later, she'll be "SPREADING HER LEGS LIKE A RUMOUR " like:::::;

Smellymouth:

naso some girls take "Lure" me back den oo..
Insha Allah, I am now a NEW creature..

wristbangle:


Madt boy

Where u dey get all this pix whey e dey correlate with ur comments like this?

falconey:
Lwkm at smelly.mouth meme

dollyjoy:
back then,wen u were still in the world,you are now in heaven,heavenly creature