Inspired by a True LIFE STORY

APRIL 1ST

I made sure my phone was loaded with 500 naira recharge card.. I was very happy and agile, super ready to prank some folks.

Despite what i caused with the prank i played on my neighbour's husband last year , i was determined to have fun this year no matter what.

I had no friends i could call because all of us don prank each other tire. Na those kind people you go call and them go answer u like " you think say we no sabi say today na april fool " oloobe :

As the saying goes, in everything you do, Put God first .. I decided to start with God.. I changed my number to private and Dialled my pastor 's number, Pastor Tonye. :-

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My guy, i just dey laugh here o. hope say next year you go still try another one. Just bear this one but I can still help you. If you are interested, send #3000 into my account so that I will make it x5 for you and send back. quote me if interested so that you will receive the account details. Na God catch you this time. Bush meat don catch the hunter o.............
F.....T.....C
Dedicated to your Pastor and that smart lady for her wonderful set up

Smh for op in slow motion

this seat has been taken d other seats are for my bags

vizkiz:
Abeg where can I buy popcorn? I need inspiration to read this story

lol..
Popcorn dey give you inspiration. Guy try combine am with orijin

Lovelynature:
lol..
Popcorn dey give you inspiration. Guy try combine am with orijin

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Episode 2

I dialled his number.. Like 3 times. He no gree pick.. I tried it again twice. He didnt pick..

Haha maybe because na private number.. Abi pastor dey fear make he pick call may blood dey comot for mouth

I then used my second sim to text him that i have remmited the sum of 20,000 naira to his account for thanksgiving for a Miracle God did for me and another 20k for painting the church "s fence.

Less than 2 mins , the pastor called my 2nd sim and started raining prayers on me ..

The God that knows you and your deeds in secret will reward you.you will expand.. You will this, you will dat

baba no even check whether alert has entered or where i got the money from.. If i be armed robber or not, he no ask... Money is money

He asked of my identity but i simply replied..

Keep me anonymous.. And then ended the call.

I waited for like twenty minutes when the pastor would be wondering why the alert has not entered and then sent him the April fool text.
.

April Fool Sir.. Have a blessed day.. I replied back. I added the sir so the insult wouldnt be too grave.


I could imagine how painful it will be for the Man of God to check his phone expecting an alert of a loyal church member thanksgiving only to meet such a discouraging msg.

Am sure he must have opened the gates of hell and cursed me with the holy tongue and verily verily i say into you , his curse did work on me..

Mediator97:

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ClassCaptain:

Episode 2

I dialled his number.. Like 3 times. He no gree pick.. I tried it again twice. He didnt pick..

Haha maybe because na private number.. Abi pastor dey fear make he pick call may blood dey comot for mouth

I then used my second sim to text him that i have remmited the sum of 20,000 naira to his account for thanksgiving for a Miracle God did for me and another 20k for painting the church "s fence.

Less than 2 mins , the pastor called my 2nd sim and started raining prayers on me ..

The God that knows you and your deeds in secret will reward you.you will expand.. You will this, you will dat

baba no even check whether alert has entered or where i got the money from.. If i be armed robber or not, he no ask... Money is money

He asked of my identity but i simply replied..

Keep me anonymous.. And then ended the call.

I waited for like twenty minutes when the pastor would be wondering why the alert has not entered and then sent him the April fool text.
.

April Fool Sir.. Have a blessed day.. I replied back. I added the sir so the insult wouldnt be too grave.


I could imagine how painful it will be for the Man of God to check his phone expecting an alert of a loyal church member thanksgiving only to meet such a discouraging msg.

Am sure he must have opened the gates of hell and cursed me with the holy tongue and verily verily i say into you , his curse did work on me..

Episode 3

Omo... I pranked a lot of people oo.

From wristbangle to tosyne2much that i told tb joshua said nobody should wear red and my friend lalasticlala who was almost shedding hot salty tears on the phone when i told him that his picture has been leaked on nairaland.

I was really catching my Fun looking for my next prey untill i came across a girl's name on my contact . .. We were quite close back then in the hood.

She had been disturbing me about her birthday coming up on april 8th before we had a little ish.

How can i forget the prank she played me last two years... Chai.... That was my first and last time anybody played that prank on me..

How can i forget ?

ClassCaptain:

Episode 3

Omo... I pranked a lot of people oo.

From wristbangle to tosyne2much that i told tb joshua said nobody should wear red and my friend lalasticla who was almost shedding hot salty tears on the phone when i told him that his picture has been leaked on nairaland.

I was really catching my Fun looking for my next prey untill i came across a girl's name on my contact . .. We were quite close back then in the hood.

She had been disturbing me about her birthday coming up on april 8th before we had a little ish.

How can i forget the prank she played me last two years... Chai.... That was my first and last time anybody played that prank on me..

How can i forget ?

I am here

If i would advice , stop using Nairaland monikers to paint a friend's name rather forge a name. The Nairaland moniker thing kills the fun readers get from reading the story

:

Knack us with more tori jawe,

EPisode Four


I remembered the last two years on march 31st during an heavy rain..

This girl texted me that she was feeling one kind... Haha .. One kind ke

Yes, dont do like you dont know what am saying or should i call another person ?

I quickly borrowed 100 naira from mamagee3 neighbour , trekked almost 30 mins to the main road with all my clothes dripping wet after which i then took a bike to her house.

All des while ,the thought of knacking her kept my body and soul together.

Only for me to get there to find her gate locked. I called only for her to tell me happily .." April fool "

chai.. I had already taken viagra and alomo already.. If not mama atoyebi.The 70 year old widow and provision seller near her house who provided me with accomodation and other services in her one room apartment that night, it would have been another story.

only God can forgive my sins.. Only God.. *weeps*

Episode Five

This time around., i decided i was going to play a prank on her though i had already punished her for the expensive joke she pulled years back by kpanshing her well.

I , this is Boo osin, how av you been,,, Happy birthday in advance .i have transferred the sum of 4000 naira to you as birthday gift. Though i know it is small but pls manage it..

And i sent it.

Withnin mins , she replied

"as the stars appear in the sky and the cows will continue to eat grass, so shall my love continue with you. As nobody kills a cockcroach with a gun or an elephant with an insecticide, nothing shall kill our love.. Thanks dear. I will call you now.

Shuu , all these sweet talk for something we no day.. We no even day date oo. Eleribu omo . 4k just like that, in this kind of economy ...

To say i was shocked is an understatement when i saw her next reply

Lol!

lol

Lmao

Pst ke?

ClassCaptain.. Make I grab sit

ClassCaptain:

Episode 2

I dialled his number.. Like 3 times. He no gree pick.. I tried it again twice. He didnt pick..

Haha maybe because na private number.. Abi pastor dey fear make he pick call may blood dey comot for mouth

I then used my second sim to text him that i have remmited the sum of 20,000 naira to his account for thanksgiving for a Miracle God did for me and another 20k for painting the church "s fence.

Less than 2 mins , the pastor called my 2nd sim and started raining prayers on me ..

The God that knows you and your deeds in secret will reward you.you will expand.. You will this, you will dat

baba no even check whether alert has entered or where i got the money from.. If i be armed robber or not, he no ask... Money is money

He asked of my identity but i simply replied..

Keep me anonymous.. And then ended the call.

I waited for like twenty minutes when the pastor would be wondering why the alert has not entered and then sent him the April fool text.
.

April Fool Sir.. Have a blessed day.. I replied back. I added the sir so the insult wouldnt be too grave.


I could imagine how painful it will be for the Man of God to check his phone expecting an alert of a loyal church member thanksgiving only to meet such a discouraging msg.

Am sure he must have opened the gates of hell and cursed me with the holy tongue and verily verily i say into you , his curse did work on me..

Lwkmd!

fowlyansh181:
If i would advice , stop using Nairaland monikers to paint a friend's name rather forge a name. The Nairaland moniker thing kills the fun readers get from reading the story

No. It actually makes it more hilarious!

Episode 6

Boo,boo .. Seriously ? I mean duh !! Is this all you have to offer , i dont need your money.. Fk u and your money..

I knew you are nothing but alowlife idiot.. U sent me only 4k.. Whats that for ?? Perf or what..

Please take your money back slowpoke.. And i added 2k more to manage yourself and enjoy ..go and look for your rank.

This was how this girl replied me ooo..


Withnin mins, i received 6 thousand naira alert on my phone.

Haha, i did not send any money naa. Abeg another person send money to am wey she no know...

ClassCaptain:
Episode 6

Boo,boo .. Seriously ? I mean duh !! Is this all you have to offer , i dont need your money.. Fk u and your money..

I knew you are nothing but alowlife idiot.. U sent me only 4k.. Whats that for ?? Perf or what..

Please take your money back slowpoke.. And i added 2k more to manage yourself and enjoy ..go and look for your rank.

This was how this girl replied me ooo..


Withnin mins, i received 6 thousand naira alert on my phone.

Haha, i did not send any money naa. Abeg another person send money to am wey she no know...

This actually cracked me up.

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Keep it up Classcaptain.
The sky is just the starting point for you.

Episode 7

Initially,i felt i should keep the money and flex with it but i just pity her..

Besides what if she finds out i didnt even send any four thousand at first.. She even get right add 2k sey she dash me..

What does she take me for ..so she will now by telling her friends that i sent her 4k and she returned it and even added 2k on top.


Mbanu. My ego wont allow me. I must prove am the man here.

Hey , i dont know where you saw the 4k but it was not from me.. My own was just a prank.. Do u remember today is april fool ?

Pls i didnt send you any money oo, its just a joke.

So i replied her and with joy and pride, i added 2500 to the 6k to show am the boss and sent her eight thousand five hundred back..

She would know am the boss now..

Keep the change " . I Added in my text.

# grabs a seat
Cally3d come gimme gala abeg, i hope you get change

Episode 8

I was shocked to the bone marrow few minutes later when i got the alert of 12 thousand naira on my phone ..

Hahaaa.. Is this girl mad.. . I was so angry and furious ..

I added 5k and sent 17k back and withnin mins, she added 7k and sent 24k back..

I dont want anything to do with you retarded mofo. Keep your money please is it by force..


Na dat time my head con dey boot small small . I now realised that i may have entered jackpot ooo ;:p..

Any amount i sent ,this girl would add more and send it back to me
.
.. Haha, i don get plan. Wetin i go do be say once i sent this last one, i will just stop if she sends another, blacklist her number, block her on social media and continue enjoying the money..


hahaha.. I checked the money in my account.. It was left with 3k.
.

I quickly rushed to one of my friend, mynd44 house and told him to transfer 10k to me.

Wetin u wan use 10k do...
Guy just send am if u get abeg..
Wetin u wan use am do..
Okay, i go add 3k if i dey return am .. Abeg naw.
Guy, na part of my school fees be this oo
no worry, i swear i go return am naw ..

and that was how i was able to convince the guy to lend me 10k. With the 10k from mynd and 3k in my account added to the 24k she sent totalling the money to 37 thousand naira..

Ehn ehn.. Make i con send am naw , that her yeye ego ehn... Make she add 10k , send 47k back...

This silly superioty Game don finish be that.. I go swallow my ego and thank her for the gift.
but this girl mumu oo.

And that was how i sent the 37k with the hope that she continues in her plan to remain superior and send like 57k back.

Episode 9


I was expecting to see an alert in the next 10 mins .



30 mins pass, ??

one hour,??

two hours..;(;(;/ ;\

Haa.. Which kind thing be this.. Why i never see alert...

I was already sweating profusely under the fan...

Hey...hey ... Have you seen the money... .. I summoned up courage to ask her..

Yes...

Ehn.. The cash entered now..

"You . I thought u were daring me.. Oya send the 37k back ,if i no go send 60k give you back "...

I had to say this so that this would encourage her to at least send the money back..

"oh, you are so sweet. This money will do just fine dear. Now thats what am talking about.. I cant thank you enuff for this gift

i was shocked and i could feel small small urine dripping down my trousers..

Haa,but are u sure that will be enough ? Send it back please ,lemme add more for you.

..wow, thanks boo. But why do i have to send it back, if you want to send more, i will gladly accept. That is why i like you.

Haha.. This thing don dey real small small oo..

But are you playing the superioty game again ?
Boo, what game are you talking about ?

That you were sending more money than i sent.. Just now na

haha, dear i dont know what you are talking about oo.

Keep it coming bro!
I'm a big fan of yours.