Fraiser:
Adunni you tink sey erderly advise still dey work for dis computer age? Na from google boys dey get advice now o...na benue me dey go o, I won go do pketus

What does 'pketus' mean?

okitaiji:
lol dnt worry when u get there and u see the beauty, kpekus will explain itself for u

mehn! I no fit just wait to do dat pketus o...kai d word just dey sweet for my ear... I just hope sey d pketus go sweet for my body too... Abeg which language b dat sef, I won trend am for my area.

thanks dear

Fraiser:
Happy birthday to fireandice... I wish you the best of everytin life has to offer...enjoy

thanks dear

LogoDWhiz:



Happy birthday to you and your sis..

Bigger you two I pray..
#llnp

My people una gud evening o.
longest time.
I hail all of una.
Dtbos, Fraiser, Spixitinxy, Crobboy, Logodwhiz.

My people una gud evening o.
longest time.
I hail all of una.
Dtbos, Fraiser, Spixitinxy, Crobboy, Logodwhiz, kbs468 etc.
Fraih dear, I done miss u tire.

CROBBOY:


Excellent Write Up Brother! Well spoken thought with straight up facts.

THUMBS UP BROTHER!

Imagine the great thought you wanted to deprive us of because you were claiming you are not a good writer this morning. Several things I have learnt about Delta from this your writing has compensated for my time and will stay with me for a longer time to come.

Cudos!

You can attend to other issues as time permits.

Thanks for your usual Cooperation!

tnx i appreciate d morale boost

CROBBOY:


*In LogoDWhiz voice* Na so!

Fraiser abeg, we don miss you here well well. Just dey hurry dey come back make boys began to dey get laughter motivation as all these husbands like Jubrealguy go start to hold their wife tight

Biko!

We're still waiting for your contributions on the discusses on ground, especially, contradicting ones that triggers arguments just like you have promised. Its important we begin to beat convention and start looking at the other side of the coin.

Thanks for your usual Cooperation!

lol... Baba I don arrive, na d trailer wey I hire carry dis my one ghana must go no waka fast for road... Tank God For d journey mercy... Abeg where spixytinxy dey make I first hold my conscience wit one bottles of regal... Dis heat too much

tuffpivot:
Owkk delta state has 27 local government and comprises mainly of 4 ethnic groups urhobo ijaw itsekiri and delta igbos evry oda tribe are derivatives from dis ones.
I've visited about 18 of these local governments nd i've worked with people from these ethnic groups.
So lets get down to biz
Major places in delta state re warri effurun udu ughelli, agbarho, asaba, agbor, ogwash ukwu, abraka, sapele, oghara, some little towns nd the rest villages nd sum riverine communities.
So lets start with warri AKA oil city, well warri is a nice place a lil expensive buh corpers wud luv it. Bone d report of violence nd crisis cuz honestly warri jux like lagos they believe in street smart. They av a plaza that operate like computer village wer everytin is fixable even human parts buh more organized.. Gud places to flex small sha buh overall waffcity tight.
Now effurun or uvwie, it's mostly mistaken for Warri.it houses FUPRE ND PTI. I muz say they re considerate people buh highly unpredictable. Dey av shoprite cinemas nd other cool flexing grounds for dos dat like flexing, buh d people re nt as cool as waffcity. Almost as expensive as warri, nice place for corpers.
Next up is agbarho, close to Effurun nd almost same character na der 90% of all ex warri cultists dey stay. Very affordable in terms of cost of living buh highly insecure too. Wudnt like 2 serve der tho.
Also av ughelli.Nice neat place affordable lifestyle almost d best place 2 serve in delta.Buh no real flexing life.

Welldone bro..

You see?
Cool nd nice..

Btw, what abou the state capital, asaba?

IghravweIG:
My people una gud evening o.
longest time.
I hail all of una.
Dtbos, Fraiser, Spixitinxy, Crobboy, Logodwhiz, kbs468 etc.
Fraih dear, I done miss u tire.

Powerful senator..
Welcome on board..


How was d journey?

CROBBOY:


Are you serious, when the absence of fraiser, Rukkyola, shammak, VillageGOAT and co have starved me of laughter

C'mon babe

* Oke Saje: The hill of witches
* Ago Oko: Camp of stones
* Ago Ika: Camp of bad people
* Iyana Mortuary: Tunning to the Mortuary
* Idi Aba: Big yansh
* Itoku: Dead people's area
* Adigbe: Feaces blocker
* Somorin: You fit waka?
* Totoro: Very narrow
* Itoko: Place where they sell stones
* Eleweran: The leaf meatseller
* Asero: Place to drop passengers
* Kotopo: Very small
* Oke 'Mosan: The hill where people drink orange
* Enu gada: The mouth of the bridge
* Ita Eko: Place where they sell pap
* Ojeere: Wise people's crib
Adatan: Cutlass has finished
Isale Ake: The bottom of the axe
* Arinlese: You saw my leg
* Ilugun: The town is long and many more.




#copied bt very true/real.

Fireandice:
thanks dear

Uwc dearie

Qutyjoice:



Broda, hmmmm I see you, I don miss you die.....Do quick and com back on tym....LOVE YOU

kai! Anytym u tell me sey u luv me lyk dis, e go just b lyk sey na me dey sit for oval office for white house... I luv u too aburo mi owon

Fraiser:
crobboy tanks for checking up... I don arrive bur I still dey pack my bag enter... Any beautiful bae around make she com giv me cold water... I dey feel thirsty lyk lion wey dey desert

The beautiful girls wey dey na lazy ones. But we get hard working urgly ones burkoo

Make I send them come

LogoDWhiz:



Powerful senator..
Welcome on board..


How was d journey?

It was really nice.
Presido, chai! it has really been long o.
How d government affairs na.

LogoDWhiz:



It was posted yesterday by a nairalander as April Fool. Kindly disregard..


I'm surprised people are actually believing this though. ..

Loool. Nothing is being taken lightly these days. Its how the girl posted on Facebook that her father told her they will shift the date to 27th April and people called the man a liar. The next day we were all crying for date change.

LogoDWhiz:


Sure. We shall turn up.. I do hope there is food and drinks.

Happy Birthday dear.. Wishing you all the best in life.

Thanks so much Mr Presido, I really appreciate it. God bless you.

Fraiser:
Adunni you tink sey erderly advise still dey work for dis computer age? Na from google boys dey get advice now o...na benue me dey go o, I won go do pketus

no be pketus but kpekus... baddest is the slangs used at the southern part of the state for that thing

Abbeyunique2:

Happy birthday sweetie, enjoy your day to the fullest cos u are best. HBD GGMUB

Thank you dearie, I'm so grateful. God bless you.

CROBBOY:


I will try to work on that, even though its not easy brother.

Lol..
Definitely not..

Nice 1 bro.. weldone

BlizzydoDo:
Happy bufday love, wullnp

I'm so grateful boo, thanks so much. God bless you.

Fraiser:
Iambibi na nice write up u get o, bur dat 45degree ceicius nearly make me faint o, I dia not go near sokoto... Me wey I b dark complexion person bfor, If I spend one month for sokoto I go turn burnt offering... Alfa wetin b ur secret? Hw u com lyt? U sure say no b mask u use for ur dp?

lllllllloooooooollllllllll!

Chai this guy, you fit make person laugh excrete kidney. How you dey take do all this your comic writing


THAT WAS A GOOD WELCOME PARTY BROTHER!

iambibi:
happy birthday dear... Wishing you long life and prosperity... Bless you!!!

I appreciate this sweerie, thank you so very much. God bless you too.

AdunniIwo:


What does 'pketus' mean?

lol... Me self no know o, make my pketus guy come explain o... Bur I no even need theoretical answer...I won go know am practically...kai pketus...sweet word

IghravweIG:
My people una gud evening o.
longest time.
I hail all of una.
Dtbos, Fraiser, Spixitinxy, Crobboy, Logodwhiz.

na my senator b dat, hw far u na...longest tym... U com leave us lyk dat... Nawa o...I dey hail u plenty o

Qutyjoice:


Happy Birthday dear, LLNP....Pls venue.

Thanks love, I do really appreciate. I'm sorry for not coming back yesterday to post the venue. Let's make it a date next year

katerine7:

HBD, WULLNP

Thanks dear, I'm grateful. May God bless you.

IghravweIG:
My people una gud evening o. longest time. I hail all of una. Dtbos, Fraiser, Spixitinxy, Crobboy, Logodwhiz, kbs468 etc. Fraih dear, I done miss u tire.

Our oga at the the top oooom
Welcome sir. How far now?

Fireandice:
thanks dear

you are welcom sweetie

LogoDWhiz:

Welldone bro..
You see? Cool nd nice..
Btw, what abou the state capital, asaba?

i've posted d second part

LogoDWhiz:

Welldone bro..
You see? Cool nd nice..
Btw, what abou the state capital, asaba?

i've posted d second part 65150

Fraiser:
lol... Me self no know o, make my pketus guy come explain o... Bur I no even need theoretical answer...I won go know am practically...kai pketus...sweet word

Google am na...no b computer age we dey so?